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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    After the first count of postal votes, they say that four more votes would've given one political block majority and spared us from possible re-election and influence from the resident racism-party.

    Nuke us please.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I need to figure out how Widowmakers interact with my jack's shields. I hope they don't just straight up bypass them.

    I think they don't since the shields just absorb the damage before it reaches the chart. Then I choose where on the chart to do my damage. So after I bypass them through damage from like a winterguard unit or a devastator or something then I can pretty much wipe out the shields lines depending how deep they are.

    Makes sense, and good to know. Otherwise your widowmakers would have to die (even more so than usual).

    what game is this?

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I love that Minecraft is forcing people to learn boolean logic.

    I will be making complex systems using karnaugh maps to keep resource consumption down.

    Donkey Kong on
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    This is the only new [chat] that does not creep me out

    the moobs one is more than i ever wanted to know about moobs

    and the other is just....eugh

    the other one is just fine

    no worse than the comic

    Dickwolves or hot ostrich?

    emnmnme on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I was trying to relate dominance to truth under the NAND operator and it hurt

    I cant think of a genetics situation where being homozygous for a dominant trait turns it off

    that doesn't mean it isn't real, and in fact I am fairly certain there are situations where this occurs

    Arch on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    apple called and my computer is fixed

    should i pick up Civ V tongiht?

    or ride the haloes train for a while?

    (i have friday off so i might pick up civ thurs night so i can geek out all day while frankie has to work)

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I need to figure out how Widowmakers interact with my jack's shields. I hope they don't just straight up bypass them.

    I think they don't since the shields just absorb the damage before it reaches the chart. Then I choose where on the chart to do my damage. So after I bypass them through damage from like a winterguard unit or a devastator or something then I can pretty much wipe out the shields lines depending how deep they are.

    Makes sense, and good to know. Otherwise your widowmakers would have to die (even more so than usual).

    what game is this?

    Warmachine, Will. Table top game kind of like Warhammer. Though we all play through a thing called Vassal which lets us play online. And is legal.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I need to figure out how Widowmakers interact with my jack's shields. I hope they don't just straight up bypass them.

    I think they don't since the shields just absorb the damage before it reaches the chart. Then I choose where on the chart to do my damage. So after I bypass them through damage from like a winterguard unit or a devastator or something then I can pretty much wipe out the shields lines depending how deep they are.

    Makes sense, and good to know. Otherwise your widowmakers would have to die (even more so than usual).

    what game is this?

    Warmachine, it's a tabletop strategy game ala Warhammer, but, with a more skirmish feel, with more of an emphasis on small scale strategy and maneuvers I feel. I definitely get a chess like vibe from it in the way that your army hinges around one main dude (your Warcaster) and sort of fuels everything else.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So I remember a while back someone was working on a java based pokemon clone that could be played online.

    It was like the entire world, sprites, etc, and you walked around and collected pokemon and battled other people online.

    Did that ever get made?

    I'm still looking for good free and cheap games with or without multiplayer support, that can preferably be run from a flash drive.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I need to figure out how Widowmakers interact with my jack's shields. I hope they don't just straight up bypass them.

    I think they don't since the shields just absorb the damage before it reaches the chart. Then I choose where on the chart to do my damage. So after I bypass them through damage from like a winterguard unit or a devastator or something then I can pretty much wipe out the shields lines depending how deep they are.
    Shields add to armor, they're not a separate anything.

    So, Widowmakers have Sniper, which means that if they hit with their attack, they can choose to roll damage vs. their target's armor, or just do one straight up damage, and they can choose which column suffers damage (but not which damage box).

    Unless your shields have special rules, Inqi, but I haven't seen anything that indicates that.

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So I remember a while back someone was working on a java based pokemon clone that could be played online.

    It was like the entire world, sprites, etc, and you walked around and collected pokemon and battled other people online.

    Did that ever get made?

    I'm still looking for good free and cheap games with or without multiplayer support, that can preferably be run from a flash drive.

    It did- but I worry about the legality and lifespan of it and also the quality.

    Check aldo's free MMO thread

    Arch on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ostriches.

    Also, Will, you are a fetish nazi without all the fun parts of being a fetish nazi.

    Arivia on
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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What kind of graphics card does your computer have anyway, Will? Make sure you have some breathing room as far as requirements are concerned so it doesn't blow up again.

    Sarksus on
  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Man I hate threads like the "should I go back to pay for groceries thread," where it's a legitimate and interesting question and people get SO MAD over it.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    apple called and my computer is fixed

    should i pick up Civ V tongiht?

    or ride the haloes train for a while?

    (i have friday off so i might pick up civ thurs night so i can geek out all day while frankie has to work)

    Halo rots your brain! Is there a Mac demo for teh Civs?

    emnmnme on
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I love that Minecraft is forcing people to learn boolean logic.

    I will be making complex systems using karnaugh maps to keep resource consumption down.

    I'm hoping they just introduce a super efficient nand gate so I can just use that for everything.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I need to figure out how Widowmakers interact with my jack's shields. I hope they don't just straight up bypass them.

    I think they don't since the shields just absorb the damage before it reaches the chart. Then I choose where on the chart to do my damage. So after I bypass them through damage from like a winterguard unit or a devastator or something then I can pretty much wipe out the shields lines depending how deep they are.
    Shields add to armor, they're not a separate anything.

    So, Widowmakers have Sniper, which means that if they hit with their attack, they can choose to roll damage vs. their target's armor, or just do one straight up damage, and they can choose which column suffers damage (but not which damage box).

    Unless your shields have special rules, Inqi, but I haven't seen anything that indicates that.

    VH you just made my widowmakers so much more awesome than I thought. But I think he was talking about the special recharge shields that some jacks have, not the physical shields that are like shield walls.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Interestingly, depending on how you play, losing your Warcaster doesn't necessarily mean you lose the game.

    If your army is 'jack heavy, you're fucked, but if it's infantry heavy, they can do a lot on their own.

    Unless you decide beforehand that killing the Warcaster ends the game. Strangely enough, there isn't a definitive rule for that in the rulebook.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Shields add to armor, they're not a separate anything.

    So, Widowmakers have Sniper, which means that if they hit with their attack, they can choose to roll damage vs. their target's armor, or just do one straight up damage, and they can choose which column suffers damage (but not which damage box).

    Unless your shields have special rules, Inqi, but I haven't seen anything that indicates that.

    My guys have forcefields around them actually VH. A separate pool of damage that must be eaten through first before you can get to my systems. Also I can spend focus to regenerate these shields.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What this house needs is a carpet.

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    mmm, I need to get a handbag. and some jewelry. I miss rings. and a necklace.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I googled to see how I can transfer my Minecraft saves from my PC to my Mac and I found this:
    Your first mistake was getting a mac. Your second was suggesting that an inferior Mac could use it's sewer of a file system to pass files along to a PC.

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Well, we have come to that time of the year where Toby's winter coat hasn't grown in yet, but it's cold enough that he wishes it had, so he spends every free moment possible curled up in my lap.

    sigh Only kitties can be this cute and this annoying at the same time. <3

    Passerbye on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    if i were bruno mars my song would be like

    i wanna be a billionaire
    so fucking bad
    so i could buy an audi while kids starve and also i'd own $20m penthouse apartment in the upper west side and i'd have an indoor pool and a full basketball court and i'd eat at french restaurants every night and man being rich would be sweet, sorry poor folks

    Organichu on
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Shields add to armor, they're not a separate anything.

    So, Widowmakers have Sniper, which means that if they hit with their attack, they can choose to roll damage vs. their target's armor, or just do one straight up damage, and they can choose which column suffers damage (but not which damage box).

    Unless your shields have special rules, Inqi, but I haven't seen anything that indicates that.

    My guys have forcefields around them actually VH. A separate pool of damage that must be eaten through first before you can get to my systems. Also I can spend focus to regenerate these shields.
    Where are the rules for those? I've seen references to them, but there's nothing on the actual character sheet for the 'jacks that detail exactly how they work.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Interestingly, depending on how you play, losing your Warcaster doesn't necessarily mean you lose the game.

    If your army is 'jack heavy, you're fucked, but if it's infantry heavy, they can do a lot on their own.

    Unless you decide beforehand that killing the Warcaster ends the game. Strangely enough, there isn't a definitive rule for that in the rulebook.

    Of course, this is why I'm glad that Privateer Press seems to be bringing their focus back towards jacks and away from infantry. The more interesting mechanics lie with the jacks, imo.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    ostriches.

    Also, Will, you are a fetish nazi without all the fun parts of being a fetish nazi.

    it was a terrible thread

    tyrannus on
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    My moobs thread! Nothing but ashes now!

    emnmnme on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Interestingly, depending on how you play, losing your Warcaster doesn't necessarily mean you lose the game.

    If your army is 'jack heavy, you're fucked, but if it's infantry heavy, they can do a lot on their own.

    Unless you decide beforehand that killing the Warcaster ends the game. Strangely enough, there isn't a definitive rule for that in the rulebook.

    Actually a basic game ends when one of the enemy warcasters is defeated. Scenarios are a different monkey I haven't figured out.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Shields add to armor, they're not a separate anything.

    So, Widowmakers have Sniper, which means that if they hit with their attack, they can choose to roll damage vs. their target's armor, or just do one straight up damage, and they can choose which column suffers damage (but not which damage box).

    Unless your shields have special rules, Inqi, but I haven't seen anything that indicates that.

    My guys have forcefields around them actually VH. A separate pool of damage that must be eaten through first before you can get to my systems. Also I can spend focus to regenerate these shields.
    Where are the rules for those? I've seen references to them, but there's nothing on the actual character sheet for the 'jacks that detail exactly how they work.

    The rules are hidden away in a tiny blurb on pg. 59 of the rulebook and you'll notice that each of my jacks have a section under their boxes that says "Field Damage" and then a number. That's how strong their shields are. It seems that lights always have 6 and heavies always have 10.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Shields add to armor, they're not a separate anything.

    So, Widowmakers have Sniper, which means that if they hit with their attack, they can choose to roll damage vs. their target's armor, or just do one straight up damage, and they can choose which column suffers damage (but not which damage box).

    Unless your shields have special rules, Inqi, but I haven't seen anything that indicates that.

    My guys have forcefields around them actually VH. A separate pool of damage that must be eaten through first before you can get to my systems. Also I can spend focus to regenerate these shields.
    Where are the rules for those? I've seen references to them, but there's nothing on the actual character sheet for the 'jacks that detail exactly how they work.

    I think so. I think a couple of the jacks with force fields are in privateer press's website on the quick start rules page 2.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Actually, never mind, there are force field rules in the rulebook. Apparently, even if a specific column is chosen by the attacker, you still have to burn through the force field damage boxes before doing damage to that column.

    I still don't see any mention of the force field damage boxes on the actual character pages in the Forces book, though.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    ostriches.

    Also, Will, you are a fetish nazi without all the fun parts of being a fetish nazi.

    thank you!

    fetishism is definitely on the "tolerate" end of my tolerance/ accpetance/ endorsement spectrum

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ah, okay, I didn't notice that before, Inqi.

    Yet another annoying thing about Scryah. :P

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    ostriches.

    Also, Will, you are a fetish nazi without all the fun parts of being a fetish nazi.

    thank you!

    fetishism is definitely on the "tolerate" end of my tolerance/ accpetance/ endorsement spectrum

    you're welcome

    you can add another feather to your nazi cap

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    also didn't you like my little kachina doll?

    finding a fetsh doll was a thorny proposition given my work filter

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    apple called and my computer is fixed

    should i pick up Civ V tongiht?

    or ride the haloes train for a while?

    (i have friday off so i might pick up civ thurs night so i can geek out all day while frankie has to work)

    Halo rots your brain! Is there a Mac demo for teh Civs?

    i don't think so yet. i plan on playing it through my boot camp partition

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Well, it looks like I qualify for 5 different job positions at Riot Games (and some of them quite well, why yes I am an english major with a 3.75+ gpa).

    It looks like they want each application for each position to be a separate email...time to spam the shit out of some inboxes.

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    it was nice

    you should have just posted a barbie though

    maybe skipper with pop-out boobs

    Arivia on
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    also didn't you like my little kachina doll?

    finding a fetsh doll was a thorny proposition given my work filter

    Oh ho ho, now I get it. I thought Will was just hot for hollow dolls with holes in their bases.

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