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Catfish: A DocuMovie About Internet Dating (Which Some People Do Here, I guess!)

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    or not

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    literally coated in women

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    beasteh every time i walk outside i instantly get a blowjob from a beautiful woman

    such is america

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    DeicistDeicist Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I got a 'wink' from an American woman today. In one of her pictures she had a gun. I am a little afraid.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I only find dates on 4chan and ebaums.


    no fatties.

    Stale on
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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    she thinks you'd make a good mount tallus

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    I only find dates on 4chan and ebaums.


    no fatties.

    But never pennies arcaded

    D:

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I've actually had surprisingly good luck on OKC

    this is evidently contrary to everyone else.



    Maybe you all are just ugly and boring

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Interests:

    Eating solid food

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    Nothing. Matters.
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    The last guy I went on a date with had "I'm On A Boat" on his mp3player, which he tried to hide, because he thought I might think it was weird. But I was amused by it because you know, On A Boat. Then he got clingy and I called off our dates. But yeah, that was a case of getting an internet reference on a date.

    christ, a good thing I have no shame about my iPod then

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Interests:

    Eating solid food

    Cooking
    Staving off Death
    Video Gaming
    My Dog
    Focusing God's Wrath

    Stale on
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    beasteh every time i walk outside i instantly get a blowjob from a beautiful woman

    such is america

    this is what crwth actually see's whenever he leaves the house

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    NO I DO NOT WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN YOUR FRANKENSTEIN FLASH MOB

    they just will not take a hint

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    crwth do the locals think you are a monster?

    is your life as fun as harry and the hendersons used to be?

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    john lithgow slapped me and told me to go home :(

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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh I just looked at your profile

    Your first mistake is putting yourself down as straight

    protip: listing yourself as bisexual will literally double your dating pool!!

    Sal on
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    crwth do you know the new tinychat room

    go there

    t sal: :oops:

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    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    beasteh every time i walk outside i instantly get a blowjob from a beautiful woman

    such is america

    And we get $100

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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh you can't just make veiled allusions to new tinychat rooms like that

    you hurt me Beasteh

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I am in the process of creating an OKCupid account.

    Oh this is going swell.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    crwth do you know the new tinychat room

    go there

    t sal: :oops:

    i'll be on later

    too much stuff going in my house!

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    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i would like to see who Zonugal attracts

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So would I.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    here ok like

    i had this profile forever ago and only answered questions

    i started writing it last week

    i will embarrass myself and put it here because it is badly written because i am bad at writing
    i could barely even spell embarrass

    www.okcupid.com/profile/adp2

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I can't see that profile.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    oh i will change the settings i guess

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    here ok like

    i had this profile forever ago and only answered questions

    i started writing it last week

    i will embarrass myself and put it here because it is badly written because i am bad at writing
    i could barely even spell embarrass

    www.okcupid.com/profile/adp2

    This user restricts their profile to OkCupid members only. Sign in or create an account

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    yeah ok i changed those settings.

    commence the shame.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i died when i met mully yeah

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i wrote my okc profile as an ultra orthodox hutterite farmer

    its been a smashing success!

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I studied applied maths too!

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I wrote mine as me.


    and it seems to have been effective.

    Stale on
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    I studied applied maths too!

    hi5

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ok i am back sort of

    starting to work on my profile

    to attract WOMENFOLK

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Okay Shazkar.

    I find describing oneself to be tricky
    change it to "describing myself" unless that is really how you talk.

    I made a statistical model on Texts From Last Night posts once. This makes no sense to me because I am a florist, and stupid. Explain this in an easy way, and possibly a way which makes it sound fun and will want the lady to want to know more about applied maths. Not everyone will be into applied maths, but some will want to be and may find it interesting.

    I dig learning new things. I dig the word dig. I want to see more of the world, though I've been lucky to have been fair amount of places already. Perhaps mention somewhere you'd like to go as a conversation opener for the ladies.

    I love the city, but sometimes its nice to get out to do nature-y things. Or snowboarding. Should be nature-y things like snowboarding, mention a few others and maybe a place or two.

    Acclimating myself to the "real world," trying to pick up some new hobbies this section is nice apart from the real world bit, its a bit confusing.

    (sometimes when I ought not), ought not to.

    Apparently I'm also good at seeming like I know a lot about beer, because my friends are always asking me what to get at those fancy beer bars like I'm an expert or something... but I'm okay with that. this seems a bit dry, but I'm sure you could do something witty with it.

    On meeting new people sometimes I am a bit more quiet than the average person. 30 minutes later it is the opposite. this is nice.

    Good idea to link the LastFM.

    I like how you sneak in webcomics, its not too obvious. May throw one or two girls off but hey, they're not matching your humor if it does.

    - TV from the internets internet. No 's'.

    I like to think about how potentially awesome things could be in you use the world awesome a lot, try 'great' or something.


    You've got a nice mix of photos from shots of your face and full shots. This is good.

    There we go.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    That is legitimately good and helpful advice

    And I appreciate it and will change those things when I go home

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    john lithgow slapped me and told me to go home :(

    That was such a sad scene. :(

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    I wrote mine as me.


    and it seems to have been effective.

    Well yeah bi male with no teeth will get a lot of attention.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    That is legitimately good and helpful advice

    And I appreciate it and will change those things when I go home

    :)

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Butters wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I wrote mine as me.


    and it seems to have been effective.

    Well yeah bi male with no teeth will get a lot of attention.

    I find it amazing that I actually hear from an equal number of sexes.


    Previously it would be like 5 dudes for every woman. But it's been about 50/50.

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