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Catfish: A DocuMovie About Internet Dating (Which Some People Do Here, I guess!)

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    any time i meet a girl i cannot help but explain the intricacies of the persona series

    I just can't help myself when a girl misquotes a comic reference, or portrays something as it isn't

    No, bitch, you could not be Batman if you had money! He's the motherfucking Batman, that's the point! He has discipline!

    You can't go a day without eating a pound of chocolate, you can't be the motherfucking dark knight you stupid floozy

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    oh wait it is an internet dating thread, well how about that

    it isn't!! it's about the movie!!

    people are just so

    simple

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    any time i meet a girl i cannot help but explain the intricacies of the persona series

    I just can't help myself when a girl misquotes a comic reference, or portrays something as it isn't

    No, bitch, you could not be Batman if you had money! He's the motherfucking Batman, that's the point! He has discipline!

    You can't go a day without eating a pound of chocolate, you can't be the motherfucking dark knight you stupid floozy

    That's why you get all da ladies

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    crwth do you know the new tinychat room

    go there

    t sal: :oops:

    wait what's the new room for real

    that fuckin' weird guy claimin' it

    fuckin'

    weird guy

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    also faq we are too dating fuck you

    ugh, boys and their toys

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Darmak wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    any time i meet a girl i cannot help but explain the intricacies of the persona series

    I just can't help myself when a girl misquotes a comic reference, or portrays something as it isn't

    No, bitch, you could not be Batman if you had money! He's the motherfucking Batman, that's the point! He has discipline!

    You can't go a day without eating a pound of chocolate, you can't be the motherfucking dark knight you stupid floozy

    That's why you get all da ladies

    heaven help them if they tell me peter parker is married to mary jane

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    faynor what is the most riled up you have ever gotten about comics irl

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i died when i met mully yeah

    I too died when I met Mully
    I have been posting from my casket-laptop
    it's awfully cold down here

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i died when i met mully yeah

    I too died when I met Mully
    I have been posting from my casket-laptop
    it's awfully cold down here

    ooOooOoOOooOOoOoOooo....

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    faynor what is the most riled up you have ever gotten about comics irl

    one time this girl told me that superman is boring so I said "Well, I guess that's just your opinion"

    then I followed to her car later and choked her to death

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    was she hot

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I heard Catfish is just in the documentary vein, and it's actually a thriller.

    i've also heard it just has a twist ending.

    Either way, it's not playing anywhere near me so fuck Hollywood.
    The filmmakers were on NPR the other day talking about this. My understanding is that the film-makers are maintaining that it's a documentary, but that a few documentarians question whether that's true.

    I've read about the twist, and it's not really a twist so much as "people on the internet lie about shit." News at 11!

    Yeah, I've heard there's a lot of questions about the filmmakers end of things, and that they've responded to any criticisms by being unhinged douchebags, abruptly ending Q&A sessions and canceling interviews and making dick comments.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    the hottest bitch I ever choked to death, probably

    but that's not saying much

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    CHOKE ME TO DEATH FAYNOR!

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    faynor what is the most riled up you have ever gotten about comics irl

    one time this girl told me that superman is boring so I said "Well, I guess that's just your opinion"

    then I followed to her car later and choked her to death

    He did it by stuffing a mint Action Comics #1 down her throat

    Was it worth it, Faynor?

    Was it worth it after all?

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    faynors choking me right now irl

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sal wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    faynor what is the most riled up you have ever gotten about comics irl

    one time this girl told me that superman is boring so I said "Well, I guess that's just your opinion"

    then I followed to her car later and choked her to death

    He did it by stuffing a mint Action Comics #1 down her throat

    Was it worth it, Faynor?

    Was it worth it after all?

    I also screamed shrilly, "AS SUPERMAN WAS STRUCK DOWN BY DOOMSDAY IN SUPERMAN #75, SO SHALL YOU BE!"

    and to answer your question

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    yes

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faynor, you're a huge nerd

    I'm sorry

    the doctors did all they could

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    faynor i'm afraid you'll...

    never get a blowjob again

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Alright listen you

    I had to wikipedia what issue Superman died in, okay? I'm not that big of a nerd! I just play one on the internet!

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'd posit that a girl would find rather make out with me, having read comics, than you, having performed the seminal rock classic "Roxanne" by The Police to a group of internet strangers

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    wrong

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    faynor that was a fairly owny post all things considered

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    At this point I'll make out with just about anyone.

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I am sexting all your teenage daughters as we speak.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    malorie, no!!!!

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    UMARO YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAWS

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    B.C. wrote: »
    At this point I'll make out with just about anyone.

    hm

    I'll need a picture along with photo id to get the political gears to start moving, but

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    I'd posit that a girl would find rather make out with me, having read comics, than you, having performed the seminal rock classic "Roxanne" by The Police to a group of internet strangers

    Those weren't internet strangers

    they were internet friends

    actually, scratch that

    they were internet friends and one internet ex-friend :x

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    High school girls B)

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So is the new tinychat jbiebershow? Because man those look like some cool people to chat with.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ok after faynors dramatic reading of my entire profile i am redoing the entire thing

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I've had surprising success with OKCupid so far

    I've even held hands with some girl

    seriously though someone should critique my profile

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/YaYa212

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    GOD DAMN IT THIS ISN'T AN INTERNET DATING THREAD YAYA

    YOU

    YOU

    UGH

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    it's like people just don't understand layers

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    but jack the title says

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faynor you're kind of confusing and also silly

    you

    you wanna be my OKCupid date?

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I am actually the girl in this Catfish movie

    Its me

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    what if you want to make an okc for the explicit purpose of messaging and subsequently making out with one specific guy

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