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Catfish: A DocuMovie About Internet Dating (Which Some People Do Here, I guess!)

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    what if you want to make an okc for the explicit purpose of messaging and subsequently making out with one specific guy

    is the guy on OKCupid too

    otherwise I'd, you know, just find him and ask him to make out

    YaYa on
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    CHOKE ME TO DEATH FAYNOR!

    not if your life depended on it

    Faynor on
    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    faynor why are you just now responding to that

    crwth on
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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    found him on okc duh

    oh christ look at one of his quiz results
    SEXUAL HELL LEVEL 3

    Raw score: 81%
    There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.

    this test asked you about cheating and rape NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG WITH THIS

    mensch-o-matic on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    internet dating~~~

    Beasteh on
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    Faynor you're kind of confusing and also silly

    you

    you wanna be my OKCupid date?

    But

    but you're Jewish

    Faynor on
    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    faynor why are you just now responding to that

    I didn't see it

    it was from the last page jesus roberto let me take my time

    Faynor on
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    Faynor you're kind of confusing and also silly

    you

    you wanna be my OKCupid date?

    But

    but you're Jewish

    I don't care Faynor

    if I had to pick a religion now, I'd have to be You-ish

    YaYa on
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I am actually the girl in this Catfish movie

    Its me

    do you want to

    do you want to internet date, forum poster grey ghost

    Faynor on
    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    Faynor you're kind of confusing and also silly

    you

    you wanna be my OKCupid date?

    But

    but you're Jewish

    I don't care Faynor

    if I had to pick a religion now, I'd have to be You-ish

    Ya Ya...

    you're just not my type...

    Faynor on
    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    actually, "not yaya" probably sums up my type pretty well

    Faynor on
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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    anyone else wanna get at me

    Faynor on
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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    four posts in a row jackie boy

    crwth on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    yeah ok

    Beasteh on
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    yeah ok

    second

    George Fornby Grill on
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    yeah ok

    second

    fifth

    Darmak on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    After a solid 15 years of observation and experimentation, I have reached a unified theory, for both sexes, on how to win the dating game.

    This is magic shit right here.


    It's composed of three separate, but equal parts.

    1. Look good in your underwear.

    2. Cook like an old black woman.

    3. Fuck like a runaway slave.


    You do those three things and you will have zero problems dating.

    Stale on
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I am actually the girl in this Catfish movie

    Its me

    do you want to

    do you want to internet date, forum poster grey ghost

    No

    Grey Ghost on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    god damn

    Beasteh on
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    See that, Beasteh? Stale is giving you some goddamn advice.

    Darmak on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i can do maybe one of those things if i try my darndest

    Beasteh on
  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Don't you y'know, need a personality for those three rules to be truly effective?

    Aphostile on
    Nothing. Matters.
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Don't you y'know, need a personality for those three rules to be truly effective?

    sadly, not really, no.

    Stale on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    aphostile i miss your av already

    Beasteh on
  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    aphostile i miss your av already

    ValeriePoxleitner2.jpg

    She's cute, she's in a band, she's technically savvy and she plays WoW and other video games unabashedly.

    Aphostile on
    Nothing. Matters.
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Is that Lights or whatever

    My ex girlfriend loved her

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    uh wow is actually kind of a turnoff for me!

    Beasteh on
  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Is that Lights or whatever

    My ex girlfriend loved her

    Yes.
    Beasteh wrote: »
    uh wow is actually kind of a turnoff for me!

    Well geez, Beasteh. BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS.

    Aphostile on
    Nothing. Matters.
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I kinda want to play some WoW right now

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    wow is literally gay hitler

    Beasteh on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    After a solid 15 years of observation and experimentation, I have reached a unified theory, for both sexes, on how to win the dating game.

    This is magic shit right here.


    It's composed of three separate, but equal parts.

    1. Look good in your underwear.

    2. Cook like an old black woman.

    3. Fuck like a runaway slave.


    You do those three things and you will have zero problems dating.

    Stale is Aunt Jemima?

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    After a solid 15 years of observation and experimentation, I have reached a unified theory, for both sexes, on how to win the dating game.

    This is magic shit right here.


    It's composed of three separate, but equal parts.

    1. Look good in your underwear.

    2. Cook like an old black woman.

    3. Fuck like a runaway slave.


    You do those three things and you will have zero problems dating.

    Stale is Aunt Jemima?

    I've had nothing BUT trouble with dating and relationships.

    Stale on
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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    But Stale, is it ok if your 2 out of 3?

    Bucketman on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Bucketman wrote: »
    But Stale, is it ok if your 2 out of 3?

    He said fuck like one, not spell like one.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    those people that were saying 'no hide the videogames'

    are dumb

    Projeck on
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I just watched Chronicles of Riddick on TV. So riddickulous.

    Platy on
  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Projeck, you don't catch girls by being yourself. You have a lot of learning, young man!


    @PB - bravo

    Campion on
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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I just watched Chronicles of Riddick on TV. So riddickulous.

    booo, get off the stage!

    Darmak on
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    you should open and positive about your hobbies

    if you have to hide who you are

    well, uh

    Projeck on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Oh man. The guy that stole my credit card info spent 19.95 at catholicsingles.com. What should I do to make my stolen identity more appealing to Catholic hotties?

    Aneurhythmia on
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