jack daniels sucks
it's not bourbon, and it's way too corny and sweet
no discussion
discuss
See, this one is funny because the poster is notorious for demonstrating his superior taste in booze by putting down other people's. Demonstration of superiority through disparaging comments is a common nerd behavior.
jeff daniels rocks
it's not afraid of spiders any more, and it's way corny and sweet
no discussion
SPIDERS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmXqp-0p-48
This chat thread is funny because it was the second chat thread in a row with the same name but was about a different subject entirely. While this might have been obvious to neurotypical people, people with Asperger's such as the common D&D forumer expect consistency.
Will asked for a thread about politeness. Dear Abby is the name of a famous newspaper column on etiquette. Abby is also the name of a character on the TV show NCIS who is a hyperactive goth scientist, exactly the type of fantasy woman who is the subject of masturbatory fantasies by undersexed nerds like the one who started this thread.
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NO GRUMPIES
don't tell Will that there are animes
I might get in trouble
This one is funny because even though Will doesn't like anime, there's no reason to suspect that the poster would get in trouble for it, as the anime-lovers not only outnumber Will by several orders of magnitude, but are almost universally two weight classes heavier than him, meaning that in any substantive attempt to stop anime from getting into the chat thread, Will would undoubtedly be crushed to death by the immediate dogpile.
The woman is holding an obvious phallic symbol. In addition, "ancient Chinese secret" is a phrase that's commonly used to describe sexual techniques that Chinese women are rumored to use during intercourse to increase pleasure for their partners. This chat thread is demonstrating the sexual frustration of the poster as well as revealing his secret fetish for Asian women.
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feral is feeling something deep inside his gut stir
but i wont
It's a tapeworm.
Choose Your Own Chat 1 Choose Your Own Chat 2 Choose Your Own Chat 3
I really need to start remembering to ask people to bring stuff down for us.
Also [chat] noir is cool and all but we do that one like every 6 months.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
these are all things i love about the new civ, at least so far
i confess that i still haven't figured out the point at which it is possible for your mans to start embarking across ocean squares though.
Its revulsion at the food Bob just mentioned.
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oh... i thought it was fresh and new.
swat i get for not posting all day every day.
Way to suck Wally, if only you didn't suck as much as others who suck, you might not be an outlier of suckitude.
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"Will would undoubtedly be crushed to death by the immediate reeking dogpile."
it is a sin to forego an opportunity to take an oblique shot at nerd hygiene
It's one of the technologies. I think optics.
But why would you like that? Once you've conquered the continent you start on it's all durrr what do I do now? And your only option is to launch an invasion of snails.
Done.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
i'm no statistician, but i think you're a bit mixed up.
Yeah expecting competence from Irond HUSSEIN will is a rarity I'll admit.
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I can't laugh if this joke is not told in a graph with a female dictating how dumb I am.
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sexcellent
Well, I learned something today.
The kind of thing that has you mentally reviewing past conversations.
i found having to build and use transports incredibly tedious.
dont mess with texas and one about chick-fil-a chicken biscuits
I'm sensing a pattern here.
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Holy
Shit
they don't really need to learn any special secrets
having sideways vaginas is all the advantage they need
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
he's still working in secret on his magnum opus
it will be a single OP about high school football and executing retards
Dude at my work isn't doing his job. We're supposed to CC his super/manager when they are repeatedly sending stuff to programmers that are wrong, incomplete or their job. I do so when a guy who is completely incompetent doesn't do his job. He CC's me back "Please don't CC <super> and <manager> Thanks"
I bet it would work with some of the more timid programmers too. With me it just pissed me off and now my manger has that email
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i have conflicting news for you
the bad thing is that i was rude and you'd be disappointed. i heard my sister was making dinner and i wasn't invited over so i called and pretty much invited myself, which is so unetiquette-y
the good thing is the reason i did it is i heard she's making a whole chicken with stuffing, mashed potatoes, and asparagus- and i was craving meat, despite arch's best efforts
so i was rude but for delicious, carnivorous purposes
:?:
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Did I just get diagnosed with aspergers?
well they could designate them something like noncombat units and make it work
but they're just not necessary. the game is better without them