dont mess with texas and one about chick-fil-a chicken biscuits
I'm sensing a pattern here.
he's still working in secret on his magnum opus
it will be a single OP about high school football and executing retards
high school football and dragging people who are different than me behind my four wheel drive pickup truck
gosh
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edited September 2010
People were talking about Rob Liefeld in the last chat, which made me go back and look at that 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings page again. It is the gift that keeps on giving.
Imagine me at age 12 getting to read a comic about how the big black naked bodybuilder uses the girls he dates. Now imagine me at 27 going over it again, laughing at how skeevy it is, and then noticing an absolute cavalcade of illogical nonsense horseshit about it. Nothing in these panels makes sense. I get what he's going for, he sits down at his drawing desk with his button-fly jeans and his backwards baseball cap, rubbing his chin and pondering what the new, hip comic book collector would like to read. So he spends at least a minute and a half drawing these pictures about a tough guy who wakes up, gets called in to work, and tells the woman he's had the have sex with that he's like dust in the wind. Liefeld smiles, pats himself on the back for a job well done, and slams a Dew.
Now, what is wrong with this, you may ask
well
It's 1:11 PM. That's the early afternoon. Chapel congratulates himself for "another night, another love." He uses the colloquial phrase "M'MAN" to show that sex with broads is no big d. So even though it's just past noon and he's "ABOVEGROUND," he's saying it's nighttime and his room is completely dark with a bunch of nighttime shadows on the wall.
The Youngblood communicator thing goes "eepBeep," a sound no-one has heard or capitalized in that fashion anywhere ever, and he tells her to wake up (at 1:11 PM, again, above ground, where the sun should be). She asks him for five more minutes of sleep, and he responds with NO PROMISES YOU KNOW THE WAY OUT. If she had said "ooh baby i'll be here when you get back" or "when can i see you again" it would've set her up as in awe of Chapel's manhood (which is what Rob's going for, I think), and the response would've shown Chapel as a hard womanizer who values his life as a soldier more than any woman he might take to bed. But she asks him for five minutes of sleep, so when he responds like that it makes him deaf, or some weird taskmaster of the alarm clock.
I don't think he's sleeping, though, because he's got his arms behind his head like he just finished up or is in a hammock, and depending on how long they've been there she's been sleeping with her face in his giant hairless armpit.
To recap, it's daytime but everybody acts like it's night, Chapel quips without being set up for it, and even though Chapel sleeps on a mattress on the floor his bedspread still gets a full hang. And in the second panel Chapel is coated in a fine mist.
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the bad thing is that i was rude and you'd be disappointed. i heard my sister was making dinner and i wasn't invited over so i called and pretty much invited myself, which is so unetiquette-y
the good thing is the reason i did it is i heard she's making a whole chicken with stuffing, mashed potatoes, and asparagus- and i was craving meat, despite arch's best efforts
so i was rude but for delicious, carnivorous purposes
well
considering that your sister's interactions with you seem to be an unbroken string of taking advantage of your good nature, i think that you deserve a nice dinner.
the bad thing is that i was rude and you'd be disappointed. i heard my sister was making dinner and i wasn't invited over so i called and pretty much invited myself, which is so unetiquette-y
the good thing is the reason i did it is i heard she's making a whole chicken with stuffing, mashed potatoes, and asparagus- and i was craving meat, despite arch's best efforts
so i was rude but for delicious, carnivorous purposes
well
considering that your sister's interactions with you seem to be an unbroken string of taking advantage of your good nature, i think that you deserve a nice dinner.
yeah even after this dinner i'll be the aggregate loser with her. she's a pretty consummate user, where it's in my nature to pay for people when i have the money.
Ahahaha, the recording police thread went weird fast
"Anyone who films a police officer is basically a murderer"
yeah i was a little shocked by that
i posted thinking it was interesting that i had sort of relevant experience, but i guess the topic shifted into discussing murdering federal agents and mexican hooded cops
Ahahaha, the recording police thread went weird fast
"Anyone who films a police officer is basically a murderer"
yeah i was a little shocked by that
i posted thinking it was interesting that i had sort of relevant experience, but i guess the topic shifted into discussing murdering federal agents and mexican hooded cops
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Looks like I'm glad I gave up on achewood.
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high school football and dragging people who are different than me behind my four wheel drive pickup truck
gosh
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considering that your sister's interactions with you seem to be an unbroken string of taking advantage of your good nature, i think that you deserve a nice dinner.
Well the good thing is you can't experience emotions so you won't know if he insulted you or not.
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(avoids eye contact)
Wow, it's like non sequitur city..
you make me glad that I gave up on you. :x
"Anyone who films a police officer is basically a murderer"
yeah even after this dinner i'll be the aggregate loser with her. she's a pretty consummate user, where it's in my nature to pay for people when i have the money.
The OP, man! It's brilliant!
There are exceptions to the stacking rules already. Great Generals come to mind.
it's a good OP
i renamed the thread to be a discussion thread of your comic, since you seem keen to chat about it
hope you don't mind
Oh, thanks.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
You got clingy, and like in a creepy way not in like a way I could take advantage of to talk you into anal or something.
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I forget, did you like that terrible swedish news paper comic that was basically Swedish QC
yeah i was a little shocked by that
i posted thinking it was interesting that i had sort of relevant experience, but i guess the topic shifted into discussing murdering federal agents and mexican hooded cops
i love this forum
You can stack military units with non-military units. You can't stack military units with other military units.
broach tonight
Woo can't wait!
I really need to blow off some steam.
It actually makes sense in context but I have no idea why Nerd posted it and expected anyone to understand.
Thank you again even if that is a scary lot of money
The context being, achewood sucks.
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Phalla related I assume.
Yeah, that thread is something special.
he randomly links me to tons of shit and when i go 'huh?' he goes "sorry" or "nevermind"
IMing with him is a fun, whimsical adventure
Hey chuck did you see my awesome burgers from last night?
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I said that once
then I fucked a cow
now I just say never say never
if i had to fuck a farm animal, it'd be a pig
don't they orgasm for 30 minutes?
it would be a very gratifying, self-affirming experience
i'd feel like aphrodite
dammit preach now I want A&W
root beer?
I get the sense you put some thought into this question.
I don't... I don't even know why you'd post this.
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