bahmut you just need to understand one thing about women
they're all insane harpies who care about nothing but money
once you realise that you'll be on the path to true love
it's true
a woman will be yours forever if you can sate her wild-eyed gold lust
get her all of the sparklies.
There was a commercial on the radio recently for Smyth or some diamond place, that was essentially saying "Buy your girl a ring, or someone else will and steal her from you" and i heard no complaints from my more feminist-ish friends. i guess values go out the door when diamonds are involved.
There was a commercial on the radio recently for Smyth or some diamond place, that was essentially saying "Buy your girl a ring, or someone else will and steal her from you" and i heard no complaints from my more feminist-ish friends. i guess values go out the door when diamonds are involved.
Nice. There's a similar one on the radio right now but it's advertising to women.
It starts, "Girls, have you been thinking about getting married? Well tell your man to come down to Shiny Jewelry Shop and make his love tangible"
I'd like to say I was making up that tangible line, but they actually use it.
The first picture is great, the second you are out of focus and not the most flattering, Im sure Janson has some nicer ones ive seen of you on facebook that you can use.
I enjoy entertaining people and telling a good story. I've yet to find a single thing in life that is not enhanced by good company. I find people fascinating, and I like to go on long, meandering walks through commercial areas and malls, though I do no actual window shopping. I'm of the opinion that there are very few things in life you should take entirely seriously, least of all yourself. I am not an especially complicated dude. This is really nice, it tells us what to expect from you and that you're a relaxed fellow. You're not desperate or going to be clingy, which can scare some people off. It would scare me off, so this is good.
I was born in California, but raised on Kauai. After twenty-two years on an island that is essentially a single overgrown theme park, it's nice to be in an area where things actually happen - I have easily done more things, and more interesting things in the year and a half I've been back in California than I managed to do in the entirety of my stay in Kauai. So we have some background which is nice. Perhaps you could add a bit about why you moved to Cali of all places, what drew you there or you like as a good conversation starter.
I am a sort of a huge dork - I have a habit of getting excited about very silly things, and can talk at length about topics that very, very few people have any interest in. There is very little more entertaining than a 3:00AM conversation that swings back and forth between pop-culture analysis, arm-chair philosophy, and then ends up in an argument about the ethics of super-heroes. As a lady, I like to know that you are happy to talk about rubbish with me for ages.
Working on college, and trying to steer myself into a career where people will actually pay me to make up silly little stories. Just to confirm, is this a creative writing course or english lit or lang...? Specify.
Writing, telling an entertaining story, making a complete ass out of myself on karaoke nights. This is fun sounding. Which song in particular? :P
Y'know, I'd love to say it was my razor-like wit, but, honestly, I'd guess the first thing people notice about me is that I resemble a large, rather ponderous Norseman - the kind that might pillage your town by accident, and then apologize profusely for it. Honest and rather sweet.
Pretty much anything by Terry Pratchett I love how everyone on here loves Terry, how could you not!
The ability to create, the internet, rambling conversation, friends, people with a sense of humor, interesting stories to preoccupy myself with. Nice balance.
what I'd do if I had super-powers I do this too.
Really, message me if you feel compelled to - it's always entertaining to meet new people. Nice little push to get people to message you, even if they are shy.
The first picture is great, the second you are out of focus and not the most flattering, Im sure Janson has some nicer ones ive seen of you on facebook that you can use.
I enjoy entertaining people and telling a good story. I've yet to find a single thing in life that is not enhanced by good company. I find people fascinating, and I like to go on long, meandering walks through commercial areas and malls, though I do no actual window shopping. I'm of the opinion that there are very few things in life you should take entirely seriously, least of all yourself. I am not an especially complicated dude. This is really nice, it tells us what to expect from you and that you're a relaxed fellow. You're not desperate or going to be clingy, which can scare some people off. It would scare me off, so this is good.
I was born in California, but raised on Kauai. After twenty-two years on an island that is essentially a single overgrown theme park, it's nice to be in an area where things actually happen - I have easily done more things, and more interesting things in the year and a half I've been back in California than I managed to do in the entirety of my stay in Kauai. So we have some background which is nice. Perhaps you could add a bit about why you moved to Cali of all places, what drew you there or you like as a good conversation starter.
I am a sort of a huge dork - I have a habit of getting excited about very silly things, and can talk at length about topics that very, very few people have any interest in. There is very little more entertaining than a 3:00AM conversation that swings back and forth between pop-culture analysis, arm-chair philosophy, and then ends up in an argument about the ethics of super-heroes. As a lady, I like to know that you are happy to talk about rubbish with me for ages.
Working on college, and trying to steer myself into a career where people will actually pay me to make up silly little stories. Just to confirm, is this a creative writing course or english lit or lang...? Specify.
Writing, telling an entertaining story, making a complete ass out of myself on karaoke nights. This is fun sounding. Which song in particular? :P
Y'know, I'd love to say it was my razor-like wit, but, honestly, I'd guess the first thing people notice about me is that I resemble a large, rather ponderous Norseman - the kind that might pillage your town by accident, and then apologize profusely for it. Honest and rather sweet.
Pretty much anything by Terry Pratchett I love how everyone on here loves Terry, how could you not!
The ability to create, the internet, rambling conversation, friends, people with a sense of humor, interesting stories to preoccupy myself with. Nice balance.
what I'd do if I had super-powers I do this too.
Really, message me if you feel compelled to - it's always entertaining to meet new people. Nice little push to get people to message you, even if they are shy.
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get her all of the sparklies.
There was a commercial on the radio recently for Smyth or some diamond place, that was essentially saying "Buy your girl a ring, or someone else will and steal her from you" and i heard no complaints from my more feminist-ish friends. i guess values go out the door when diamonds are involved.
the twist is on wikipedia already, or was a few weeks ago
fairly predictable
The only other pictures I have easy access to are these:
Bahamut: Sure! I was thinking of starting a tabletop game sometime, and another player could be cool.
Nice. There's a similar one on the radio right now but it's advertising to women.
It starts, "Girls, have you been thinking about getting married? Well tell your man to come down to Shiny Jewelry Shop and make his love tangible"
I'd like to say I was making up that tangible line, but they actually use it.
man its like you expect me to do work for things i want or something
I can tell you it if you want
but I don't have any money so
no i realized that in order to succeed i must become a go-getter
there was an inspiring moment and a short montage of me directing my browser to wikipedia
and then dramatic music played when i read the twist
I'll count this as my good deed for the day
What a dumb movie.
I am happy to do so!
I enjoy entertaining people and telling a good story. I've yet to find a single thing in life that is not enhanced by good company. I find people fascinating, and I like to go on long, meandering walks through commercial areas and malls, though I do no actual window shopping. I'm of the opinion that there are very few things in life you should take entirely seriously, least of all yourself. I am not an especially complicated dude. This is really nice, it tells us what to expect from you and that you're a relaxed fellow. You're not desperate or going to be clingy, which can scare some people off. It would scare me off, so this is good.
I was born in California, but raised on Kauai. After twenty-two years on an island that is essentially a single overgrown theme park, it's nice to be in an area where things actually happen - I have easily done more things, and more interesting things in the year and a half I've been back in California than I managed to do in the entirety of my stay in Kauai. So we have some background which is nice. Perhaps you could add a bit about why you moved to Cali of all places, what drew you there or you like as a good conversation starter.
I am a sort of a huge dork - I have a habit of getting excited about very silly things, and can talk at length about topics that very, very few people have any interest in. There is very little more entertaining than a 3:00AM conversation that swings back and forth between pop-culture analysis, arm-chair philosophy, and then ends up in an argument about the ethics of super-heroes. As a lady, I like to know that you are happy to talk about rubbish with me for ages.
Working on college, and trying to steer myself into a career where people will actually pay me to make up silly little stories. Just to confirm, is this a creative writing course or english lit or lang...? Specify.
Writing, telling an entertaining story, making a complete ass out of myself on karaoke nights. This is fun sounding. Which song in particular? :P
Y'know, I'd love to say it was my razor-like wit, but, honestly, I'd guess the first thing people notice about me is that I resemble a large, rather ponderous Norseman - the kind that might pillage your town by accident, and then apologize profusely for it. Honest and rather sweet.
Pretty much anything by Terry Pratchett I love how everyone on here loves Terry, how could you not!
The ability to create, the internet, rambling conversation, friends, people with a sense of humor, interesting stories to preoccupy myself with. Nice balance.
what I'd do if I had super-powers I do this too.
Really, message me if you feel compelled to - it's always entertaining to meet new people. Nice little push to get people to message you, even if they are shy.
All in all this pretty good DE?AD.
it is so much just Gears of War reskinned that I would not be surprised if a copyright lawsuit was filed
you should! it turns out that the ending was in our hearts all along!
makes me wonder what a paid dating site exclusively for rich, good looking, successful assholes looks like
the same thing. except with rich, good looking, and successful assholes
Why Beasteh?
WHY?
like
http://www.beautifulpeople.com/index/en
Awesome. Thanks Liiya!
some of these people arent beautiful
some of these people arent beautiful at all!!
Obviously enough to make up a site, but still!
yep
ice cold
I am dying
this has killed me
so that site is basically a portal for shallow assholes and narcissists
@DE?AD : no probs!
edit: Haha how DARE those fatties roam the site!
I don't think you get how successful my asshole is, Snowbeat.
what I mean is girls don't want anything to do with a temp who is below the poverty level
I know where i'm headed next time i'm single
This bitch just said fatties in a real interview
EDIT: late, but still
That is a very general statement. And not really true.