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Catfish: A DocuMovie About Internet Dating (Which Some People Do Here, I guess!)

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    which glee episode is it, liiya!?

    is it the new one?

    Yes!

    Aw, man, it was a pretty great episode! I felt so sorry for Coach Beiste :(

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    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    coach who

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    that sounds like how you pronounce my forum handle in your fakebrit accent, faynor

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    which glee episode is it, liiya!?

    is it the new one?

    Yes!

    Aw, man, it was a pretty great episode! I felt so sorry for Coach Beiste :(

    Me too!

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    haha man

    i was looking at some girls okc profile and she seemed pretty okay

    and i get to the what she's looking for thing and it says 'no virgins' and i was like man if only this was 17th century europe and i was a girl

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I remember OkC kept trying to make me message an insanely preachy vegan

    And I was like... I've been known to drink milk and eat meat, she would stab me in the face, what is wrong with you you dumb website

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    apparently she swears when she watches hockey on tv and that is just too much for my virtuous constitution

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    That scandalous wench

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    okcupid keeps trying to match me to girls i know in real life to either be absolute hookers or disgusting in both body + mind

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    yeah I keep getting matches from OKCupid that are friends or co-workers. And twice now ex-girlfriends

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I looked up what the movie is about

    it was not what I thought. I expected something along the lines of deliverance

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I think....

    I like provolone more than swiss!!!

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    that sounds like how you pronounce my forum handle in your fakebrit accent, faynor

    she's the new football coach and everyone was mean to her :(

    I say your name normal what are you even talking about!

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    I messaged a person who had a red level of response rate and an indication that she was 'picky' with who she responded with.

    And she's basically not giving me any material to have a damn conversation with.

    That is flat out annoying.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    that sounds like how you pronounce my forum handle in your fakebrit accent, faynor

    she's the new football coach and everyone was mean to her :(

    I say your name normal what are you even talking about!

    im just being a dick fayfay

    ilu really

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I messaged a person who had a red level of response rate and an indication that she was 'picky' with who she responded with.

    And she's basically not giving me any material to have a damn conversation with.

    That is flat out annoying.

    post yo dick

    its the only way

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    I messaged a person who had a red level of response rate and an indication that she was 'picky' with who she responded with.

    And she's basically not giving me any material to have a damn conversation with.

    That is flat out annoying.

    post yo dick wearing a houndstooth cap

    its the only way

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    cut your dick off and nail it to her door

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    houndstooth condoms

    its how they do in alabama

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    I got the houndstooth condoms in the dresser behind me.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i got 3 different dudes messaging me while my profile is completely pictureless

    2 wanted to talk about peep show

    1 told me i spelled 'phoenix' wrong

    mensch-o-matic on
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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    All of my OKCupid awards are from dudes.

    SE++ Dudes, specifically.

    DE?AD on
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    nobody awards me

    ps it gets legitimately depressing when the only people who have looked at your profile for weeks have been dudes

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Yup.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    kinda want to make my profile pic a hideous ganguro girl now to weed out the everyones

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    literal clown facepaint

    bleached hair, making the v

    like, a juggalo ganguro

    fuck i am barfin to think of iagdsjjjhfffffffffjkjm

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    kinda want to make my profile pic a hideous ganguro girl now to weed out the everyones


    Man there's somebody out there into that

    I mean this (nsfw) exsists, so...

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    It's loading now Neo...

    I'm scared.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    what did i even just witness

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    my mind/

    time for some of the ol janx spirit (it is whiskey)

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    shes not even a ganguro

    she's a black chick with questionable fashion sense

    i didnt even see any rainbow dice hanging from her ears and she sure as hell wasnt making the peace sign

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    haha ganguro girl

    i am pretty sure i jerked off to that when i was 12

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Opening guitar hook was quite catchy though

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    nobody awards me

    ps it gets legitimately depressing when the only people who have looked at your profile for weeks have been dudes

    Have you tried doing the quickmatch thing and rating people at 4 stars?

    My experience with quickmatch is that it first pairs you up with people who rated you 4 or 5 stars, then it chooses random folk for you to rate. If you rate them high, it puts you at the top of their quickmatch queue.

    Doing things like drastically changing the body of your profile, altering your profile pictures, and posting on the OKCupid forums also put you at a higher spot on their match-listings and get you more visitors.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i honeslty had no idea, dang

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    apparently she swears when she watches hockey on tv and that is just too much for my virtuous constitution

    she messaged me, thought my profile was funny. IF SHE ONLY KNEW

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    DE?AD wrote: »
    All of my OKCupid awards are from dudes.

    SE++ Dudes, specifically.

    I said you were smarter then the average bear

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    t mensch thx for the strawberry girl

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ok i took the stupid personality test

    apparently i am the boy next door, doomed to be the nice guy and never have success

    i will evolve into the man next door, a creepy fucker who offers to rub the back of small children

    how is this thing so accurate

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    my polar opposite is the 5 night stand

    “While the breadwinning, gentle husbands of the world are mowing their front lawns, you are literally fucking their wives.”

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