Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
edited September 2010
Yeah, it was a pretty bad plan, but it wasn't actually a plan. The Chameleons were going after Jameson and the boy Chameleon only picked Peter to figure out how Peter knew that he wasn't really Jameson
I'm hoping
that Jameson still remembers he's Spider-Man and that getting shot didn't make him forget because that's an awful plot device
It seemed the Chameleon's were kinda making up the shit as they went along. Remember Spider-man wasn't even an original part of their Jameson plan. Still the arc was kinda weak compared to most of the previous ones but it wasn't too bad overall.
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Linespider5ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGERRegistered Userregular
edited September 2010
You guys really make it sound like Spider-Man doesn't even get to do cool stuff at all anymore.
Here's an idea. New York has got superheroes all over the place. Being Spider-Man hasn't gotten Parker anywhere, really...why not retire? Become a serious journalist with uber-connections with the superhero community. Surely a well-equipped reporter (not to mention that still has spider-sense and spider reflexes, and can contact Tony Stark or Reed Richards at any time) can do just as much good as grunt-work webslinging, if not moreso. It's not like there aren't other people with webs and spider outfits running around now.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
because, I mean, if you have this evidence, I'd like to see it
Just finished it.
And I can see that Parker is laying the groundwork for a redemption story.
Good for him.
Until Ross figures out why what he did was fundamentally wrong, I'm going to hold onto my oppinion that he is in fact a dick, raise a glass to whichever heroes feeds him his lunch, and not spend money on the title.
So hey: maybe in a year or three he'll be a worthy addition to the marvel comic line.
But right now the character just has too much loeb stink.
Linespider5ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGERRegistered Userregular
edited September 2010
(Retired Spider-Man thoughts cont'd)
You know, I would like to see some retired characters, actually. I know Daredevil is apparently going to have a sit-out for a while, but...sure there must be an emerging group of individuals who, after a couple decades of crimefighting, still want to be involved but not actually all suited up and doing the rough stuff. Some kind of council, maybe, of ex-heroes working in the community, existing between civilian and superhero...
Anyone heard of something like this? This has to have been done before.
Niceiza did something similar to that in his Citizen V miniseries.
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TexiKenDammit!That fish really got me!Registered Userregular
edited September 2010
Welcome to Tranquility is a nice little book by Gail Simone about retired heroes. But they're senior citizens.
A plot during the Steven Seagle Uncanny X-Men run, that was later abandoned by the editors, was for Scott and Jean to retire after Operation Zero Tolerance, and with the original 5 X-Men team be like an active lobbyist group for mutants, and opening up a shelter for abused and abandoned teen mutants.
This was thrown out in favor of doing "The Twelve" story.
edit: JKyle's right, the V-Battalion was basically old WWII heroes trying to be a more superhero SHIELD. I miss them.
TexiKenDammit!That fish really got me!Registered Userregular
edited September 2010
I saw the last few pages of USM 14:
Is Gwen really going to be upset at Peter over things the Chameleon did? That's kind of not cool. Especially when the cover for the next issue is Peter looking like he just joined Dumpsville.
And while I think Peter and MJ should stay married and together in the regular universe, why does it seem like the maximum Peter can go in the Ultimate Universe before running back to MJ is about 15 issues? This is the universe where you can still have Peter date other girls and it isn't completely stupid in how it's handled.
I actually like Gwen and Kitty in the Ultimate Universe much more than MJ.
that Jameson still remembers he's Spider-Man and that getting shot didn't make him forget because that's an awful plot device
Tell that to the Wolverine movie.
And I haven't read the latest issue, but to me it seemed like all this was just so that Spiderman could be hated by New York all over again.
If Bendis pulled a bait and switch where Peter goes out as Spider-Man and a said that that guy wasn't him and that he is still out there looking out for people and the response is overwhelmingly "we believe you man, and we are grateful for everything you've done," then I wouldn't be suprised. I think it may even be possible that Jameson may be the voice for this, and I also think that Bendis could pull it off and make it really great moment where Pete realises that people appreciate what he does and not everything is that bad.
that Jameson still remembers he's Spider-Man and that getting shot didn't make him forget because that's an awful plot device
Tell that to the Wolverine movie.
And I haven't read the latest issue, but to me it seemed like all this was just so that Spiderman could be hated by New York all over again.
If Bendis pulled a bait and switch where Peter goes out as Spider-Man and a said that that guy wasn't him and that he is still out there looking out for people and the response is overwhelmingly "we believe you man, and we are grateful for everything you've done," then I wouldn't be suprised. I think it may even be possible that Jameson may be the voice for this, and I also think that Bendis could pull it off and make it really great moment where Pete realises that people appreciate what he does and not everything is that bad.
But that's not the Parker Luck. We need our Peters to be sad pathetic frames of life.
that Jameson still remembers he's Spider-Man and that getting shot didn't make him forget because that's an awful plot device
Tell that to the Wolverine movie.
And I haven't read the latest issue, but to me it seemed like all this was just so that Spiderman could be hated by New York all over again.
If Bendis pulled a bait and switch where Peter goes out as Spider-Man and a said that that guy wasn't him and that he is still out there looking out for people and the response is overwhelmingly "we believe you man, and we are grateful for everything you've done," then I wouldn't be suprised. I think it may even be possible that Jameson may be the voice for this, and I also think that Bendis could pull it off and make it really great moment where Pete realises that people appreciate what he does and not everything is that bad.
But that's not the Parker Luck. We need our Peters to be sad pathetic frames of life.
NY throws him a parade, but 48 people die of confetti poisoning. Final page is Peter surrounded by corpses shaking his fists at an uncaring sky, his tears mingling with the sudden downpour.
that Jameson still remembers he's Spider-Man and that getting shot didn't make him forget because that's an awful plot device
Tell that to the Wolverine movie.
And I haven't read the latest issue, but to me it seemed like all this was just so that Spiderman could be hated by New York all over again.
If Bendis pulled a bait and switch where Peter goes out as Spider-Man and a said that that guy wasn't him and that he is still out there looking out for people and the response is overwhelmingly "we believe you man, and we are grateful for everything you've done," then I wouldn't be suprised. I think it may even be possible that Jameson may be the voice for this, and I also think that Bendis could pull it off and make it really great moment where Pete realises that people appreciate what he does and not everything is that bad.
But that's not the Parker Luck. We need our Peters to be sad pathetic frames of life.
NY throws him a parade, but 48 people die of confetti poisoning. Final page is Peter surrounded by corpses shaking his fists at an uncaring sky, his tears mingling with the sudden downpour.
And then Mephisto comes around and kicks him in the balls.
Quick, someone call Stan Lee and get him to do this!
that Jameson still remembers he's Spider-Man and that getting shot didn't make him forget because that's an awful plot device
Tell that to the Wolverine movie.
And I haven't read the latest issue, but to me it seemed like all this was just so that Spiderman could be hated by New York all over again.
If Bendis pulled a bait and switch where Peter goes out as Spider-Man and a said that that guy wasn't him and that he is still out there looking out for people and the response is overwhelmingly "we believe you man, and we are grateful for everything you've done," then I wouldn't be suprised. I think it may even be possible that Jameson may be the voice for this, and I also think that Bendis could pull it off and make it really great moment where Pete realises that people appreciate what he does and not everything is that bad.
But that's not the Parker Luck. We need our Peters to be sad pathetic frames of life.
NY throws him a parade, but 48 people die of confetti poisoning. Final page is Peter surrounded by corpses shaking his fists at an uncaring sky, his tears mingling with the sudden downpour.
And then Mephisto comes around and kicks him in the balls.
Quick, someone call Stan Lee and get him to do this!
But fortunately this is Ultimate Spider-Man and being utterly shit is not an integral part of his character.
You guys really make it sound like Spider-Man doesn't even get to do cool stuff at all anymore.
Here's an idea. New York has got superheroes all over the place. Being Spider-Man hasn't gotten Parker anywhere, really...why not retire? Become a serious journalist with uber-connections with the superhero community. Surely a well-equipped reporter (not to mention that still has spider-sense and spider reflexes, and can contact Tony Stark or Reed Richards at any time) can do just as much good as grunt-work webslinging, if not moreso. It's not like there aren't other people with webs and spider outfits running around now.
That is honestly an awful idea from both the standpoint of writing the character and keeping him relevant
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You guys really make it sound like Spider-Man doesn't even get to do cool stuff at all anymore.
Here's an idea. New York has got superheroes all over the place. Being Spider-Man hasn't gotten Parker anywhere, really...why not retire? Become a serious journalist with uber-connections with the superhero community. Surely a well-equipped reporter (not to mention that still has spider-sense and spider reflexes, and can contact Tony Stark or Reed Richards at any time) can do just as much good as grunt-work webslinging, if not moreso. It's not like there aren't other people with webs and spider outfits running around now.
That is honestly an awful idea from both the standpoint of writing the character and keeping him relevant
If you can't see the possibilities, I can't help you, Furu. Seems miles beyond Peter Parker eternally cast as karma's whipping boy in the MU to me. I'd rather have a proactive character that grew up a little and moved on, heavily involved in covering current events that shape the Marvel world. You can't tell me an ex-superhero turning to a journalism career in THAT world wouldn't be busy with compelling and cool stuff to do.
From what I've read so far the post-BND Spider-man stuff seems like it will be good and if I do hear good things about it I'll probably get it in trade format.
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TexiKenDammit!That fish really got me!Registered Userregular
edited September 2010
Did Peter ever do actual journalism at any point in his career, or has he always been a photographer who just happens to be Spider-Man's got to photo buddy, and then Urich writes the story?
You guys really make it sound like Spider-Man doesn't even get to do cool stuff at all anymore.
Here's an idea. New York has got superheroes all over the place. Being Spider-Man hasn't gotten Parker anywhere, really...why not retire? Become a serious journalist with uber-connections with the superhero community. Surely a well-equipped reporter (not to mention that still has spider-sense and spider reflexes, and can contact Tony Stark or Reed Richards at any time) can do just as much good as grunt-work webslinging, if not moreso. It's not like there aren't other people with webs and spider outfits running around now.
That is honestly an awful idea from both the standpoint of writing the character and keeping him relevant
If you can't see the possibilities, I can't help you, Furu. Seems miles beyond Peter Parker eternally cast as karma's whipping boy in the MU to me. I'd rather have a proactive character that grew up a little and moved on, heavily involved in covering current events that shape the Marvel world. You can't tell me an ex-superhero turning to a journalism career in THAT world wouldn't be busy with compelling and cool stuff to do.
Yes but the problem is that you're taking a superhero who is one of Marvel's most recognizable and best characters and making him...not a superhero. And it's not a concept that gels well with Peter either. He can't not be Spider-Man any more than Bruce Wayne can wake up one day and go "Well Batman had a good run" though for entirely different reasons. It took losing a leg in the Spider-Girl universe to get him to retire and even then he regularly beat up dudes as regular Peter Parker or threw the costume on again to do heroic work. It's an intrinsic part of who he is.
But the real fatal blow to your idea is that no one would go for it. Ever. Editorial, corporate, fans. Nobody wants to see Peter Parker not be Spider-Man, or at least not enough people to support this idea beyond the immense negative backlash it would create.
You guys really make it sound like Spider-Man doesn't even get to do cool stuff at all anymore.
Here's an idea. New York has got superheroes all over the place. Being Spider-Man hasn't gotten Parker anywhere, really...why not retire? Become a serious journalist with uber-connections with the superhero community. Surely a well-equipped reporter (not to mention that still has spider-sense and spider reflexes, and can contact Tony Stark or Reed Richards at any time) can do just as much good as grunt-work webslinging, if not moreso. It's not like there aren't other people with webs and spider outfits running around now.
That is honestly an awful idea from both the standpoint of writing the character and keeping him relevant
If you can't see the possibilities, I can't help you, Furu. Seems miles beyond Peter Parker eternally cast as karma's whipping boy in the MU to me. I'd rather have a proactive character that grew up a little and moved on, heavily involved in covering current events that shape the Marvel world. You can't tell me an ex-superhero turning to a journalism career in THAT world wouldn't be busy with compelling and cool stuff to do.
Isn't that wnat Alias became when it turned into The Pulse?
so yeah, i'm never reading anything Mark Millar writes ever again
when that headline showed up in Nemesis 3 i thought about throwing the book away, and then a panel later when i read "rigged her womb" i followed through on that thought
The thing about Nemesis that baffles me (aside from how this was allowed to go to the printer) is that there appears to be no logic for the villain to do these things. Like, why in gods name would you go about impregnating a girl with her brothers seed? or rig her womb to implode?
The thing about Nemesis that baffles me (aside from how this was allowed to go to the printer) is that there appears to be no logic for the villain to do these things. Like, why in gods name would you go about impregnating a girl with her brothers seed? or rig her womb to implode?
Pretty sure it's just because he's a complete dickhead. The thing with Nemesis is he completely destroys his adversary's life before killing him.
The police chief arrested his sex slave trade running parents or some shit and his mother asked him to make them pay before she got the electric chair. Now Nemesis is getting back at him by being a douchebag.
The police chief arrested his sex slave trade running parents or some shit and his mother asked him to make them pay before she got the electric chair. Now Nemesis is getting back at him by being a douchebag.
Ahahaha. Millar wants readers to take this at face value? This is just dumb.
So he just surgically implanted a bunch of C4 next to the fetus or something? How do you "rig" a womb to explode?
The police chief arrested his sex slave trade running parents or some shit and his mother asked him to make them pay before she got the electric chair. Now Nemesis is getting back at him by being a douchebag.
Ahahaha. Millar wants readers to take this at face value? This is just dumb.
So he just surgically implanted a bunch of C4 next to the fetus or something? How do you "rig" a womb to explode?
He globetrottered that explosion up, to an implosion.
So is Millar just writing the dumbest things possible now to see what he can get by with on his name alone?
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I'm hoping
Here's an idea. New York has got superheroes all over the place. Being Spider-Man hasn't gotten Parker anywhere, really...why not retire? Become a serious journalist with uber-connections with the superhero community. Surely a well-equipped reporter (not to mention that still has spider-sense and spider reflexes, and can contact Tony Stark or Reed Richards at any time) can do just as much good as grunt-work webslinging, if not moreso. It's not like there aren't other people with webs and spider outfits running around now.
Just finished it.
And I can see that Parker is laying the groundwork for a redemption story.
Good for him.
Until Ross figures out why what he did was fundamentally wrong, I'm going to hold onto my oppinion that he is in fact a dick, raise a glass to whichever heroes feeds him his lunch, and not spend money on the title.
So hey: maybe in a year or three he'll be a worthy addition to the marvel comic line.
But right now the character just has too much loeb stink.
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wait....
You know, I would like to see some retired characters, actually. I know Daredevil is apparently going to have a sit-out for a while, but...sure there must be an emerging group of individuals who, after a couple decades of crimefighting, still want to be involved but not actually all suited up and doing the rough stuff. Some kind of council, maybe, of ex-heroes working in the community, existing between civilian and superhero...
Anyone heard of something like this? This has to have been done before.
A plot during the Steven Seagle Uncanny X-Men run, that was later abandoned by the editors, was for Scott and Jean to retire after Operation Zero Tolerance, and with the original 5 X-Men team be like an active lobbyist group for mutants, and opening up a shelter for abused and abandoned teen mutants.
This was thrown out in favor of doing "The Twelve" story.
edit: JKyle's right, the V-Battalion was basically old WWII heroes trying to be a more superhero SHIELD. I miss them.
Tell that to the Wolverine movie.
And I haven't read the latest issue, but to me it seemed like all this was just so that Spiderman could be hated by New York all over again.
And while I think Peter and MJ should stay married and together in the regular universe, why does it seem like the maximum Peter can go in the Ultimate Universe before running back to MJ is about 15 issues? This is the universe where you can still have Peter date other girls and it isn't completely stupid in how it's handled.
I actually like Gwen and Kitty in the Ultimate Universe much more than MJ.
If Bendis pulled a bait and switch where Peter goes out as Spider-Man and a said that that guy wasn't him and that he is still out there looking out for people and the response is overwhelmingly "we believe you man, and we are grateful for everything you've done," then I wouldn't be suprised. I think it may even be possible that Jameson may be the voice for this, and I also think that Bendis could pull it off and make it really great moment where Pete realises that people appreciate what he does and not everything is that bad.
But that's not the Parker Luck. We need our Peters to be sad pathetic frames of life.
NY throws him a parade, but 48 people die of confetti poisoning. Final page is Peter surrounded by corpses shaking his fists at an uncaring sky, his tears mingling with the sudden downpour.
And then Mephisto comes around and kicks him in the balls.
Quick, someone call Stan Lee and get him to do this!
With relatively evenly distributed power comes moderate responsibility?
But fortunately this is Ultimate Spider-Man and being utterly shit is not an integral part of his character.
That is honestly an awful idea from both the standpoint of writing the character and keeping him relevant
If you can't see the possibilities, I can't help you, Furu. Seems miles beyond Peter Parker eternally cast as karma's whipping boy in the MU to me. I'd rather have a proactive character that grew up a little and moved on, heavily involved in covering current events that shape the Marvel world. You can't tell me an ex-superhero turning to a journalism career in THAT world wouldn't be busy with compelling and cool stuff to do.
Yes but the problem is that you're taking a superhero who is one of Marvel's most recognizable and best characters and making him...not a superhero. And it's not a concept that gels well with Peter either. He can't not be Spider-Man any more than Bruce Wayne can wake up one day and go "Well Batman had a good run" though for entirely different reasons. It took losing a leg in the Spider-Girl universe to get him to retire and even then he regularly beat up dudes as regular Peter Parker or threw the costume on again to do heroic work. It's an intrinsic part of who he is.
But the real fatal blow to your idea is that no one would go for it. Ever. Editorial, corporate, fans. Nobody wants to see Peter Parker not be Spider-Man, or at least not enough people to support this idea beyond the immense negative backlash it would create.
Isn't that wnat Alias became when it turned into The Pulse?
It's not a bad idea in and of itself, but not for 616 Spider-Man. It's just dumb for him.
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when that headline showed up in Nemesis 3 i thought about throwing the book away, and then a panel later when i read "rigged her womb" i followed through on that thought
rigging her womb
sorry but that is too hilarious to pass up on
Pretty sure it's just because he's a complete dickhead. The thing with Nemesis is he completely destroys his adversary's life before killing him.
her womb.
gay brother's seed.
Uwe boll?
Ahahaha. Millar wants readers to take this at face value? This is just dumb.
So he just surgically implanted a bunch of C4 next to the fetus or something? How do you "rig" a womb to explode?
He globetrottered that explosion up, to an implosion.
So is Millar just writing the dumbest things possible now to see what he can get by with on his name alone?
And as such is hugely enjoyable
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