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MMA X: Captain Guillotine: Fear the man who has practiced one choke 10,000 times

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What a shitty fight.

    CroCop didn't even look like he was trying and Frank looked bored.

    Worst main event in a long time.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    how's everyone doing tonight

    doing good, fellas?
    I'm doing well, I love Mir. 8-)

    UFC 119 was horrible as expected though.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    that knee didn't even look powerful

    the hell you doing Dean

    at least i think i advance in PAFC

    but dammit i just lost $70 cuz of you Cro Cop

    if you pick now to retire, imma be mad

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Rogan: "Lets show the one highlight of the fight"

    Rogan and Goldberg were so deadpan the entire fight they fell asleep and missed the finish. No emotion

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Rogan: "The good news is, there's only 2 minutes left in the match"

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    StarStar Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Why couldn't I have picked like this the first round? Sheesh.

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Why shouldn't he retire? He obviously doesn't want to fight.


    Goldberg just said "He (Mir) didn't disappoint" no asshole he did indeed disappoint they both disappointed

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ugh.

    I'm just annoyed at CroCop.

    What the hell?

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Why shouldn't he retire? He obviously doesn't want to fight.


    Goldberg just said "He (Mir) didn't disappoint" no asshole he did indeed disappoint they both disappointed

    1) he did fine the first round

    2) up until this week it was questionable whether or not he was 100% (at least that's what the rumor mill said)

    3) everybody has a bad fight or 2, look at BJ Penn's last 2 fights

    4) he's Mirko fucking Cro Cop, he isn't allowed to retire until he wins the UFC heavyweight title and throws a bitching party with me and all his other fans

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    SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    If I lost, I'm pretty sure it's 'cause I got fucked by judges on decisions.

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Ugh.

    I'm just annoyed at CroCop.

    What the hell?

    Dana better be pissed, that main event sucked balls. When your own announcers say "At least it's over in 2 minutes" you have a problem. Even with the knockout that doesn't change the fact that the fighters had to be broken up what 3? 4 times?

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    doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I wouldn't have mind Cro-Cop going down by throwing down like Chuck Liddell did. There would be honor and respect in that.

    This is just humiliating.

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Why shouldn't he retire? He obviously doesn't want to fight.


    Goldberg just said "He (Mir) didn't disappoint" no asshole he did indeed disappoint they both disappointed

    1) he did fine the first round

    2) up until this week it was questionable whether or not he was 100% (at least that's what the rumor mill said)

    3) everybody has a bad fight or 2, look at BJ Penn's last 2 fights

    4) he's Mirko fucking Cro Cop, he isn't allowed to retire until he wins the UFC heavyweight title and throws a bitching party with me and all his other fans

    1) He threw like 5 kicks

    2) He threw like 5 kicks

    3) He's fucking Cro Cop if he doesn't want to kick just fucking retire.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    jared

    my people will, uh

    be in touch with your people

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    jared

    my people will, uh

    be in touch with your people

    You got it

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ARE THEY FUCKING TALKING TO EACH OTHER IN THE CLINCH???

    Yeah. I saw that too. I think Mirko laughed about something at one point.

    Disgraceful night of fights that had the potential to be so much better. Felt like Strikeforce Nashville without the awesome brawl at the end and the free price tag.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Why shouldn't he retire? He obviously doesn't want to fight.


    Goldberg just said "He (Mir) didn't disappoint" no asshole he did indeed disappoint they both disappointed

    1) he did fine the first round

    2) up until this week it was questionable whether or not he was 100% (at least that's what the rumor mill said)

    3) everybody has a bad fight or 2, look at BJ Penn's last 2 fights

    4) he's Mirko fucking Cro Cop, he isn't allowed to retire until he wins the UFC heavyweight title and throws a bitching party with me and all his other fans

    1) He threw like 5 kicks

    2) He threw like 5 kicks

    3) He's fucking Cro Cop if he doesn't want to kick just fucking retire.

    the theory i'm sticking with is that Cro Cop realized that if he won, he'd get retired the hard way via way of Brock Lesnar dropping the hammer down on him and was stunned kickless at the mere thought, and when he and Mir were talking in the clinch, he was saying "hey good luck getting your ass kicked by Brock again thank Jesus i don't have to deal wit dat" and then Mir laughed and was like "yea i got it comin"

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    i don't think the night was a wash.

    most of the ppv was pretty lame, for sure- but looking at the whole night, there were several good fights, including the two nasty guillotines. and i liked the dunham sherk fight a lot.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Metal Jared, all I have to say is

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010

    the theory i'm sticking with is that Cro Cop realized that if he won, he'd get retired the hard way via way of Brock Lesnar dropping the hammer down on him and was stunned kickless at the mere thought, and when he and Mir were talking in the clinch, he was saying "hey good luck getting your ass kicked by Brock again thank Jesus i don't have to deal wit dat" and then Mir laughed and was like "yea i got it comin"

    Look I understand that Cro Cop gets paid a lot of fucking money to fight. He should. However I wish there was a way the could give him like an ANTI fight of the night bonus and take some of his paycheck. It infurates me when two fighters just sit there and don't do shit for 3 rounds.

    Mir isn't any better he pushed Cro Cop against the cage for 3 rounds and yet didn't do a god damn thing except one lucky knee.

    That fight sucked

    That card sucked

    And those judges sucked.

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    doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I thought DREAM 16 was a little on the down side, but then I saw this. DREAM 16 definitely beat this event ten fold.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited September 2010

    the theory i'm sticking with is that Cro Cop realized that if he won, he'd get retired the hard way via way of Brock Lesnar dropping the hammer down on him and was stunned kickless at the mere thought, and when he and Mir were talking in the clinch, he was saying "hey good luck getting your ass kicked by Brock again thank Jesus i don't have to deal wit dat" and then Mir laughed and was like "yea i got it comin"

    Look I understand that Cro Cop gets paid a lot of fucking money to fight. He should. However I wish there was a way the could give him like an ANTI fight of the night bonus and take some of his paycheck. It infurates me when two fighters just sit there and don't do shit for 3 rounds.

    Mir isn't any better he pushed Cro Cop against the cage for 3 rounds and yet didn't do a god damn thing except one lucky knee.

    That fight sucked

    That card sucked

    And those judges sucked.

    despite the fact that the terrible, obviously rigged Sherk decision win may have inadvertently led to my advancing in PAFC, i couldn't possibly agree with that last part more

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i don't think the night was a wash.

    most of the ppv was pretty lame, for sure- but looking at the whole night, there were several good fights, including the two nasty guillotines. and i liked the dunham sherk fight a lot.

    There were two good fights, Sherk/Dunham and Lytle/Serra

    There were 4 awful fights Mir/Cro Cop, Nogera/Bader, Guillard/Stephens, Beltran/Mitrione

    And the rest were ok.

    The big problem? You notice that the main and co main events were shitty? That's a problem

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I just want to point out that I called that Sherk/Dunham would be a great fight.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The Beltran/Mirtione fight wasn't horrible.

    Meathead showed that he is improving each time he fights.

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I thought DREAM 16 was a little on the down side, but then I saw this. DREAM 16 definitely beat this event ten fold.

    Mayhem's entrance by itself was better than this UFC card.

    I understand the UFC puts on lots and lots of events, but the fans are going to see this card (horrible) and then a free card headlined by fucking Bisping. The UFC better hope that UFC 121 is amazing.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    i guess we'll have to agree to disagree, i think there were more than two good fights.

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    SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I thought DREAM 16 was a little on the down side, but then I saw this. DREAM 16 definitely beat this event ten fold.

    Mayhem's entrance by itself was better than this UFC card.

    I understand the UFC puts on lots and lots of events, but the fans are going to see this card (horrible) and then a free card headlined by fucking Bisping. The UFC better hope that UFC 121 is amazing.
    Hey now, Akiyama's on that card.

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Spectrum wrote: »
    I thought DREAM 16 was a little on the down side, but then I saw this. DREAM 16 definitely beat this event ten fold.

    Mayhem's entrance by itself was better than this UFC card.

    I understand the UFC puts on lots and lots of events, but the fans are going to see this card (horrible) and then a free card headlined by fucking Bisping. The UFC better hope that UFC 121 is amazing.
    Hey now, Akiyama's on that card.

    Yes and he has to fight fucking BISPING, in England. Which means I will probably have to hear people cheering for Bisping. Do. Not. Want.

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    SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010

    the theory i'm sticking with is that Cro Cop realized that if he won, he'd get retired the hard way via way of Brock Lesnar dropping the hammer down on him and was stunned kickless at the mere thought, and when he and Mir were talking in the clinch, he was saying "hey good luck getting your ass kicked by Brock again thank Jesus i don't have to deal wit dat" and then Mir laughed and was like "yea i got it comin"

    Look I understand that Cro Cop gets paid a lot of fucking money to fight. He should. However I wish there was a way the could give him like an ANTI fight of the night bonus and take some of his paycheck. It infurates me when two fighters just sit there and don't do shit for 3 rounds.

    Mir isn't any better he pushed Cro Cop against the cage for 3 rounds and yet didn't do a god damn thing except one lucky knee.

    That fight sucked

    That card sucked

    And those judges sucked.

    despite the fact that the terrible, obviously rigged Sherk decision win may have inadvertently led to my advancing in PAFC, i couldn't possibly agree with that last part more
    Goddamn do not scare me like that

    I had Dunham by UD, so assuming the judges are vaguely sane and give it to him on a SD, that's a 14 point swing between us.

    Either way, you had more fights correct, but the fights I got right I mostly nailed. (Thank you reliable decision machines)

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Thread title updated.

    I fully expect Korean Zombie to just lie down and play dead in his match and then maybe Jon Jones can just try to but scoot his way to victory and all of my favorite fighters can completely disappoint me

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'll never understand the Bisping hate.

    Don't try to explain it, either.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Also I just looked at my points. I hadn't even checked the results yet (as usual, couldn't watch since I was working).

    .. oh. Oh, wow. Welp, congratulations to whoever the new champion is. :(

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Spectrum wrote: »
    I thought DREAM 16 was a little on the down side, but then I saw this. DREAM 16 definitely beat this event ten fold.

    Mayhem's entrance by itself was better than this UFC card.

    I understand the UFC puts on lots and lots of events, but the fans are going to see this card (horrible) and then a free card headlined by fucking Bisping. The UFC better hope that UFC 121 is amazing.
    Hey now, Akiyama's on that card.

    Yes and he has to fight fucking BISPING, in England. Which means I will probably have to hear people cheering for Bisping. Do. Not. Want.

    Bisping will win 29-28, 29-28, 27-30. :/

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    facetious wrote: »
    I'll never understand the Bisping hate.

    Don't try to explain it, either.

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    SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    facetious wrote: »
    Also I just looked at my points. I hadn't even checked the results yet (as usual, couldn't watch since I was working).

    .. oh. Oh, wow. Welp, congratulations to whoever the new champion is. :(
    You could still come back through losers, I think.

    edit: goddamn that pic never gets old :^:

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    [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Pretty weak main card. The lesson is learned again that a good card on paper is not always good in reality.

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Spectrum wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    Also I just looked at my points. I hadn't even checked the results yet (as usual, couldn't watch since I was working).

    .. oh. Oh, wow. Welp, congratulations to whoever the new champion is. :(
    You could still come back through losers, I think.

    edit: goddamn that pic never gets old :^:

    Yes you have to lose twice (Like I did!) and once you do you are done (Like I am)

    And yes that picture will always make me smile.

    EDIT: This picture also always makes me smile:
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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    [Tycho?] wrote: »
    Pretty weak main card. The lesson is learned again that a good card on paper is not always good in reality.
    It was obvious that Mir was going to Couture-style lay n' pray on CroCop for an easy victory, until he pulled out that sudden knockout of the night.

    Knockout of the Night: Not awarded

    ...good 'ole UFC.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    So what I've been reading is...

    It was a pretty awful show.

    Can I make someone change their avatar now too?

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