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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    I think I operate on a pretty even keel most of the time. I get snarky about a lot of stuff but that gives me amusement; I don't really get a full-throated hate on for much besides evil Republicans.

    I pretty much only get hate these days in a cathartic sense. Something bad happens, I get my reflexive hate on and then I get it under control. On a broader basis, I have almost no "hate" at all.

    I'm in a pretty good place, I think.

    Loren Michael on
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I have some friends who tend to be negative.

    Like we'll be out at the bar and all they talk about is how much various people annoy them. And then they start judging people in the bar.

    I pretty much just sit there going ',:-|

    i definitely judge people when we go out

    because honestly, at least in cambridge, too many people are just too ridiculous not to take note of.

    like there is one lady in our neighborhood that i see on occasion who always dresses head-to-toe in animal prints.

    the joke that frankie and i have is that we have to avoid any sudden moves because she can close the distance between us at 60 mph over short distances.

    you should send that one in to reader's digest 8-) 8-)

    oh man that is a p amazing rejoinder nerd

    i'm kind of surprised that you're old enough to even have the context for a reader's digest burn

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    I am trying to think of more of those horrible word mashups but am coming up blank. Wait.

    Mormitory - like a dormitory, but only for Mormons.

    Umm. Nah.

    Bood = British Food..

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    I used to read it, will

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I have some friends who tend to be negative.

    Like we'll be out at the bar and all they talk about is how much various people annoy them. And then they start judging people in the bar.

    I pretty much just sit there going ',:-|

    i definitely judge people when we go out

    because honestly, at least in cambridge, too many people are just too ridiculous not to take note of.

    like there is one lady in our neighborhood that i see on occasion who always dresses head-to-toe in animal prints.

    the joke that frankie and i have is that we have to avoid any sudden moves because she can close the distance between us at 60 mph over short distances.
    See, there's nothing wrong with that. At work we have Slow Barbara, Large Cream and Sugar, Crazy Phil, George (who is also crazy, but would be unoriginal to have two people with "crazy" denotations)...

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I used to read it, will

    Moved on to playboy?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i definitely judge people when we go out

    because honestly, at least in cambridge, too many people are just too ridiculous not to take note of.

    like there is one lady in our neighborhood that i see on occasion who always dresses head-to-toe in animal prints.

    the joke that frankie and i have is that we have to avoid any sudden moves because she can close the distance between us at 60 mph over short distances.

    Did she eat gennero?

    clever girl

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    what's playboy?

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    what's playboy?

    A magazine noted for its indepth and inciteful articles.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    what's playboy?

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Being constantly negative and antagonistic and "people are so stupid" reminds me of me when I was fourteen

    I was a greasy little fuckadilly and no one should stay in that mindset when they're older

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    what's playboy?

    It's this thing people used to read when they wanted to know what stereo system to buy or scotch to drink.

    It occasionally featured naked ladies.

    amateurhour on
    are YOU on the beer list?
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Sugar Baddy - a rich old guy you only ever hatefuck.

    No, I think sharecut was my only one. I'm spent.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    what's playboy?

    A magazine noted for its indepth and inciteful articles.

    it's way better when you read between the lines though

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Well fuck, my home internet doesn't work. I'm leeching off of someone's unsecured wireless.

    Richy on
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    hee hee

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Yeah that was a pretty good reader's digest burn

    Evil Multifarious on
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    what's playboy?

    291355348_jA6TH-L-2.jpg
    I'd forgotten about that comic.

    Ugh.

    Tav on
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    re: negativity

    While there's a time and place to bonding via bitching, it does really jump out at you when you step back and listen to some conversations. Conversations with co-workers at office jobs are prime offenders for that.

    I try to catch myself and ask, "Does anyone really care if I dislike something?" Usually the answer is going to be "no."

    desc on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    desc wrote: »
    re: negativity

    While there's a time and place to bonding via bitching, it does really jump out at you when you step back and listen to some conversations. Conversations with co-workers at office jobs are prime offenders for that.

    I try to catch myself and ask, "Does anyone really care if I dislike something?" Usually the answer is going to be "no."

    I used to try to be positive (usually trying to show understanding or provide explanations when someone else offended him) when my coworker would start bitching about things, but he would always turn it into an argument.

    So then I started bitching about my coworker.

    Silas Brown on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh what's that?

    You wished you could have sex with Na'vi? Well here's the next best thing, the Fleshlight version of Na'vi poon!

    NSFW.
    http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/it_was_only_a_matter_of_time_n.php

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh what's that?

    You wished you could have sex with Na'vi? Well here's the next best thing, the Fleshlight version of Na'vi poon!

    NSFW.
    http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/it_was_only_a_matter_of_time_n.php
    You can get it in a gift set with the "This Ain't Avatar XXX" movie too.

    matt has a problem on
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Man I actually did read Playboy's articles.

    When it came time to go to college my dad and I were packing up my bed and I unthinkingly had forgotten what I had stashed under the mattress. We lifted it up and dad was like ":D what have we here?"

    And I was like "oh man check out this great interview with John Kenneth Galbraith!"

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh what's that?

    You wished you could have sex with Na'vi? Well here's the next best thing, the Fleshlight version of Na'vi poon!

    NSFW.
    http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/it_was_only_a_matter_of_time_n.php
    You can get it in a gift set with the "This Ain't Avatar XXX" movie too.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha 'buying' porn movies.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My dad gave me his playboys when he moved out. It was the greatest gift a 14 year old ever got.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    My dad gave me his playboys when he moved out. It was the greatest gift a 14 year old ever got.
    My parents got me the internet.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Playboy alone probably advanced image enhancement more than NASA

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Jackob sorry if I got on a little tangent there that I don't know if it was really on-topic

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh what's that?

    You wished you could have sex with Na'vi? Well here's the next best thing, the Fleshlight version of Na'vi poon!

    NSFW.
    http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/it_was_only_a_matter_of_time_n.php
    You can get it in a gift set with the "This Ain't Avatar XXX" movie too.

    I'm tired of porn being so lazy about naming their shows. Shit like "not scrubs" or just adding "an xxx parody" to the end of the actual title of the show.

    What happened to Star Whores and Sex Trek and In Diana Jones and The Count of Monte Fisto and Cool Cummings and Harry Palmer and the Sorcerer's Bone and Triple X-Men and Spider Wang and A Few Gay Men and Shaving Private Ryan and Clear and Present Donger and Chitty Chitty Gang Bang and Cumming to America...

    amateurhour on
    are YOU on the beer list?
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Jackob sorry if I got on a little tangent there that I don't know if it was really on-topic

    no it's cool.

    way better than the fucktarded first tangent

    Jacobkosh on
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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    desc wrote: »
    re: negativity

    While there's a time and place to bonding via bitching, it does really jump out at you when you step back and listen to some conversations. Conversations with co-workers at office jobs are prime offenders for that.

    I try to catch myself and ask, "Does anyone really care if I dislike something?" Usually the answer is going to be "no."

    I used to try to be positive (usually trying to show understanding or provide explanations when someone else offended him) when my coworker would start bitching about things, but he would always turn it into an argument.

    So then I started bitching about my coworker.

    I try to be positive. The result is that I just don't talk a whole lot :P

    I'll be hanging with friends and they'll be doing the bitching thing and I just sort of drown it out and think about random things. This often results with me being asked if I'm grumpy which is kind of annoying but meh

    HappylilElf on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh what's that?

    You wished you could have sex with Na'vi? Well here's the next best thing, the Fleshlight version of Na'vi poon!

    NSFW.
    http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/it_was_only_a_matter_of_time_n.php

    I don't care about Na'vi but I'd rather my sex toy be cobalt blue than that gross pink color they usually use.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Jackob sorry if I got on a little tangent there that I don't know if it was really on-topic

    no it's cool.

    way better than the fucktarded first tangent

    Every time something happens that is related to the bullshit I had to put up with at Wal-Mart out comes the memory like a repressed war veteran.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh what's that?

    You wished you could have sex with Na'vi? Well here's the next best thing, the Fleshlight version of Na'vi poon!

    NSFW.
    http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/it_was_only_a_matter_of_time_n.php
    You can get it in a gift set with the "This Ain't Avatar XXX" movie too.

    I'm tired of porn being so lazy about naming their shows. Shit like "not scrubs" or just adding "an xxx parody" to the end of the actual title of the show.

    What happened to Star Whores and Sex Trek and In Diana Jones and The Count of Monte Fisto and Cool Cummings and Harry Palmer and the Sorcerer's Bone and Triple X-Men and Spider Wang and A Few Gay Men and Shaving Private Ryan and Clear and Present Donger and Chitty Chitty Gang Bang and Cumming to America...

    Who could forget Misty Mundae's epic "Lord of the G-Strings"?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    desc wrote: »
    re: negativity

    While there's a time and place to bonding via bitching, it does really jump out at you when you step back and listen to some conversations. Conversations with co-workers at office jobs are prime offenders for that.

    I try to catch myself and ask, "Does anyone really care if I dislike something?" Usually the answer is going to be "no."

    I used to try to be positive (usually trying to show understanding or provide explanations when someone else offended him) when my coworker would start bitching about things, but he would always turn it into an argument.

    So then I started bitching about my coworker.

    I try to be positive. The result is that I just don't talk a whole lot :P

    I'll be hanging with friends and they'll be doing the bitching thing and I just sort of drown it out and think about random things. This often results with me being asked if I'm grumpy which is kind of annoying but meh

    Yeah, I tried the philosophy "You can't beat 'em, but that doesn't mean you have to join 'em," and would just kind of shrug or nod when my coworker got on a tangent. This just got him angrily accusing me of having a shitty attitude.

    What do you want!?!?!

    Silas Brown on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh what's that?

    You wished you could have sex with Na'vi? Well here's the next best thing, the Fleshlight version of Na'vi poon!

    NSFW.
    http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/it_was_only_a_matter_of_time_n.php
    You can get it in a gift set with the "This Ain't Avatar XXX" movie too.

    I'm tired of porn being so lazy about naming their shows. Shit like "not scrubs" or just adding "an xxx parody" to the end of the actual title of the show.

    What happened to Star Whores and Sex Trek and In Diana Jones and The Count of Monte Fisto and Cool Cummings and Harry Palmer and the Sorcerer's Bone and Triple X-Men and Spider Wang and A Few Gay Men and Shaving Private Ryan and Clear and Present Donger and Chitty Chitty Gang Bang and Cumming to America...

    cream covered tits 15-19 is epic

    nexuscrawler on
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    :(

    I want to play the new Castlevania game and Dead Rising 2 but I'm not paying $9 for each at the Blockbuster store. I see their rentals by mail service includes games now ... but Blockbuster also filed for bankruptcy last week. You think they have a good stock of new games?

    Gamefly dude. 17 dollars a month and they shipped DR2 on monday and I had it by Thursday.

    Wow. They never ship me anything new.

    I quit Gamefly for that reason. I kept getting two year old games regardless of queue position so I figured that turnaround gimmick they have going finally kicked in.

    emnmnme on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh what's that?

    You wished you could have sex with Na'vi? Well here's the next best thing, the Fleshlight version of Na'vi poon!

    NSFW.
    http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/it_was_only_a_matter_of_time_n.php

    I don't care about Na'vi but I'd rather my sex toy be cobalt blue than that gross pink color they usually use.

    I prefer my sextoy be transparent.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh what's that?

    You wished you could have sex with Na'vi? Well here's the next best thing, the Fleshlight version of Na'vi poon!

    NSFW.
    http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/it_was_only_a_matter_of_time_n.php
    You can get it in a gift set with the "This Ain't Avatar XXX" movie too.

    I'm tired of porn being so lazy about naming their shows. Shit like "not scrubs" or just adding "an xxx parody" to the end of the actual title of the show.

    What happened to Star Whores and Sex Trek and In Diana Jones and The Count of Monte Fisto and Cool Cummings and Harry Palmer and the Sorcerer's Bone and Triple X-Men and Spider Wang and A Few Gay Men and Shaving Private Ryan and Clear and Present Donger and Chitty Chitty Gang Bang and Cumming to America...
    "Lord of the G-Strings the Femaleship of the Strings" with "Dildo Saggins". It was an all-lesbian porn.

    matt has a problem on
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh what's that?

    You wished you could have sex with Na'vi? Well here's the next best thing, the Fleshlight version of Na'vi poon!

    NSFW.
    http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/it_was_only_a_matter_of_time_n.php
    You can get it in a gift set with the "This Ain't Avatar XXX" movie too.

    I'm tired of porn being so lazy about naming their shows. Shit like "not scrubs" or just adding "an xxx parody" to the end of the actual title of the show.

    What happened to Star Whores and Sex Trek and In Diana Jones and The Count of Monte Fisto and Cool Cummings and Harry Palmer and the Sorcerer's Bone and Triple X-Men and Spider Wang and A Few Gay Men and Shaving Private Ryan and Clear and Present Donger and Chitty Chitty Gang Bang and Cumming to America...
    "Lord of the G-Strings the Femaleship of the Strings" with "Dildo Saggins". It was an all-lesbian porn.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=115229&highlight=emnmnme

    emnmnme on
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