Also, a porn company needs to make Eastbound Reacharound... It could even star Danny McBride
Cunt Notice, about a burned porn actress.
God that's amazing
"When your burned, you've got nothing, no gang bangs, no cum swaps, and no huge throbbing cocks. You rely on whoever's still talking to you, a tiny dicked former boyfriend, a chick who used to have a penis, family too if their not genetically related, bottom line when your burned, your not fucking anyone for money."
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Also, a porn company needs to make Eastbound Reacharound... It could even star Danny McBride
Cunt Notice, about a burned porn actress.
God that's amazing
"When your burned, you've got nothing, no gang bangs, no cum swaps, and no huge throbbing cocks. You rely on whoever's still talking to you, a tiny dicked former boyfriend, a chick who used to have a penis, family too if their not genetically related, bottom line when your burned, your not fucking anyone for money."
Work continues to be boring. There are, however, a few pinpricks of light:
1. Bitchy foreigner working the night-shift has been replaced with a nice swede who listens to the killers.
2. going "20 marlboros? Sure, here. That'll be 95 please. Oh and do you have an ID? No wait, don't bother with the excuse for why you don't, I know you're 14" is endless fun
3. work schedule is better now. Only slightly though as we're now down to three and one quart of a person who can work in the day as someone told the boss that one of us is only 17 and thus can't work on her own.
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Julie in Julia
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are YOU on the beer list?
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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Sisters Samantha (Sam) and Deandra (Dean) are two busty kids who hunt down evil sex monsters to avenge their fathers brutal sodomy by the yellow cocked demon.
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No no of course not, using a midget as a form of super penis extentsion though? That's wholesome.
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In reality it's a thrust into a deep dark hole
i'm challenging boundaries and interrogating discourses
"When your burned, you've got nothing, no gang bangs, no cum swaps, and no huge throbbing cocks. You rely on whoever's still talking to you, a tiny dicked former boyfriend, a chick who used to have a penis, family too if their not genetically related, bottom line when your burned, your not fucking anyone for money."
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hahaha
1. Bitchy foreigner working the night-shift has been replaced with a nice swede who listens to the killers.
2. going "20 marlboros? Sure, here. That'll be 95 please. Oh and do you have an ID? No wait, don't bother with the excuse for why you don't, I know you're 14" is endless fun
3. work schedule is better now. Only slightly though as we're now down to three and one quart of a person who can work in the day as someone told the boss that one of us is only 17 and thus can't work on her own.
Clearly we need to start a porn company. I'm sure we could get Inq to talk some gullible women into it.
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you're thinking of senj
this is a good one
also, not to be rude, but did you look into your bag of goodies yet?
not that I am desperate for swag but I'm mostly curious here
Nah senj is married and outside of selling porn to kakos smaller market. Where as inq sleeps with half the state of california.
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The real one was called Ridin' Miss Daisy.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Sisters Samantha (Sam) and Deandra (Dean) are two busty kids who hunt down evil sex monsters to avenge their fathers brutal sodomy by the yellow cocked demon.
I meant to say cenj, as in fireguy
I will this weekend, I promise.
Look nerd we aren't killing them after we use these chicks.
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http://i.imgur.com/eSprT.jpg
don't sweat it
good point
You should also check your emails :?
hahahaha
can I get firefox to display this as an error message?
Brilliant though.
:?
More like Creamy with a Chance of DeepBalls.