Sisters Samantha (Sam) and Deandra (Dean) are two busty kids who hunt down evil sex monsters to avenge their fathers brutal sodomy by the yellow cocked demon.
So just incase you think the BBC is some sort of amazing producer of quality content, I just saw an ad for a new show on one of their channels, where they send unfit youths to the US to be trained by fitness freak American pensions, titled "Are you fitter than a Pensioner?"
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your body
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everybody
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Wow, Nocturne
nevermind, Mori! AH came through after all. Your turn will come soon.
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edited October 2010
I don't know if this [chat] is officially sanctioned or not.
nevermind, Mori! AH came through after all. Your turn will come soon.
I'll have to prepare something good ahead of time. My workplace [chat]s tend to be weak because all I have is GIS and half the sites are blocked, but if I can prepare some URLs ahead of time we could really get this place bumpin'.
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Rock Stevens is a private detective on the hunt for a serial killer infesting his streets. The only problem? A head injury from a previous case has turned him into a compulsive sex fiend. Now it is up to his partner Amanda Jerkoff and a bevy of beauties to keep his sex drive satiated before the killer strikes again in Rock Hard Dick.
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I can't wait for the niche fetish porn parody of the recent summer blockbuster...
C O N C E P T I O N
We need to go deeper.
But the best part of porn is you can't get women pregnant!
You've been watching the wrong porn.
Okay, really going now.
I mean, there's porn with pregnant ladies IN IT. But it's not like you're the one that knocked them up and you can't knock them up again because they are already knocked up.
So it's all okay.
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you're a member of one of the great houses of the landsraad and you're going to manipulate, assassinate and manouver your way into power, maybe eventually gaint the throne for your house
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No I was not the recipient.
The kid who was hated me for years, though. I actually kinda felt bad for him.
Starring Nadia Sulliman
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my body
your body
my body
your body
my body
everybody
get body
nevermind, Mori! AH came through after all. Your turn will come soon.
You rubbed your balls on another kid?
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There were large quantities of alcohol involved and it seemed like a hilarious idea at the time.
In fact it was a hilarious idea at the time.
Only in retrospect does the act seem questionable.
Damn retrospect all questioning your sexuality.
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Stop fishing for material for your latest erotic fan-fiction.
That would be my response to a dude thrusting his balls in my mouth. He's never getting them back.
:^:
it looks like it's even longer now
ugh
What are things that elendil will never hear from a lady.
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That's what she said.
EDIT: HOLY CRAP! All this time, I thought Elendil was a girl. Sorry, Elendil, your avatar threw me.
to make up for the two weekends after that I'll be working
and then, france!
I'll have to prepare something good ahead of time. My workplace [chat]s tend to be weak because all I have is GIS and half the sites are blocked, but if I can prepare some URLs ahead of time we could really get this place bumpin'.
Or when dumb motherfuckers keep calling me.
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But the best part of porn is you can't get women pregnant!
Ladies.
You've been watching the wrong porn.
Okay, really going now.
hahaha jesus christ
i still like "swallow the yellow thick load"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agJcvo-19NY&feature=related
Man if its yellow something is seriously fucked up.
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I mean, there's porn with pregnant ladies IN IT. But it's not like you're the one that knocked them up and you can't knock them up again because they are already knocked up.
So it's all okay.
Porn with Asian males.
Sin City erotic fanart
Nah that would be slanted.
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it could be called Dune: The Old Imperium
and be just that
you're a member of one of the great houses of the landsraad and you're going to manipulate, assassinate and manouver your way into power, maybe eventually gaint the throne for your house
it would be awesome