I know many Canadian people. So I want to say to all of you neibhors to the North, and Bevo, Happy Thanksgiving. I hope you guys enjoy yourselves. I'll have to work on American Thanksgiving
cartons: sometimes it's hard to open the top of them.. sometimes you get a dud carton where you follow the steps that it clearly lays out for you, but it does that thing where you just rip apart the layers of the carton... then you have to pry open the milk with a knife, and then the top of your carton is all sloppy.
jugs: get that ring of disgusting milk junk around the lip... gross.
bags: perfect pour, easy to open, just snip the top corner! if you're a worry wart ,you can use a little milk bag clip on it to keep it perfectly sealed
fits good into a milk bag container.
PERFECTION that is all we're striving for here, really.
the grandmother's medicine house is no place for lies
see you won't get that
because you're not canadian
but my canadian bros do
its a code we use...we speak to each other in heritage moments to befuddle our enemies.
(it means we're going to attack you... not two more words!)
cartons: sometimes it's hard to open the top of them.. sometimes you get a dud carton where you follow the steps that it clearly lays out for you, but it does that thing where you just rip apart the layers of the carton... then you have to pry open the milk with a knife, and then the top of your carton is all sloppy.
Oh my god Beav's, are you the first 30 seconds of an infomercial ad? Are you one of those people who's all "Ugh, I wish there was a better way!"
hahah when it comes to opening milk cartons, yes i am the first 30 seconds of an infomercial
cue shot of me with a full milk carton spilled all over the place.
and i'm all throwing my hands up to the air, as if the gods will help me
the gods won't help you
but bagged milk will!
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hahah when it comes to opening milk cartons, yes i am the first 30 seconds of an infomercial
cue shot of me with a full milk carton spilled all over the place.
and i'm all throwing my hands up to the air, as if the gods will help me
the gods won't help you
but bagged milk will!
I fuck up the half-and-half carton at work like every other day
And it's a damn shame this one isn't available in full but it is an instant classic to anyone who grew up in the late 70s and early 80s and watched anything on CBC.
Hey Canadians, is it true that you sometimes cook up your bacon in maple syrup?
Also, I am going to try making one of your mayonnaise cakes this weekend, time permitting.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
I've heard of maple syrup being added to the brine for bacon, and I've heard of people putting maple syrup on cooked bacon, but I don't think you can actually cook bacon in maple syrup.
Hey Canadians, is it true that you sometimes cook up your bacon in maple syrup?
Also, I am going to try making one of your mayonnaise cakes this weekend, time permitting.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
I've heard of maple syrup being added to the brine for bacon, and I've heard of people putting maple syrup on cooked bacon, but I don't think you can actually cook bacon in maple syrup.
Hey Canadians, is it true that you sometimes cook up your bacon in maple syrup?
Also, I am going to try making one of your mayonnaise cakes this weekend, time permitting.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
I've heard of maple syrup being added to the brine for bacon, and I've heard of people putting maple syrup on cooked bacon, but I don't think you can actually cook bacon in maple syrup.
why the fuck not
you just pour some in the pan its not all that complicated
also: mayonnaise cake?! What the fuck is that it sounds like an abomination
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i am thankful that canada is there to complain about/emigrate to.
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i got your bags of milk right here buddy
Is it like a metric calendar that makes Thanksgiving go from its proper month of November into the crazy Canuck October?
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i am so horribly upset at the thought of this.
....................
i wrote as far as that first line, then my phone rang
I came back, and my dog has eaten my pizza
on the front of each bag we throw in a U just for the hell of it
so you're getting tested today?
Miulk bags.
I like your av/sig Usagi
here's why:
cartons: sometimes it's hard to open the top of them.. sometimes you get a dud carton where you follow the steps that it clearly lays out for you, but it does that thing where you just rip apart the layers of the carton... then you have to pry open the milk with a knife, and then the top of your carton is all sloppy.
jugs: get that ring of disgusting milk junk around the lip... gross.
bags: perfect pour, easy to open, just snip the top corner! if you're a worry wart ,you can use a little milk bag clip on it to keep it perfectly sealed
fits good into a milk bag container.
PERFECTION that is all we're striving for here, really.
you're views on milk cartons are antiquated at best
see you won't get that
because you're not canadian
but my canadian bros do
its a code we use...we speak to each other in heritage moments to befuddle our enemies.
(it means we're going to attack you... not two more words!)
and they would be twice as hilarious as some bag of milk based pun
we figured it's the natural way to drink it
more canadian propaganda before i leave to go buy a dress. i need to dress fancy for magic castle wooo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMkm21rg04o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNdM9JhTPJw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1jG58nghRo&feature=related
this one happened in my town!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oaRr6A-gkA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz6n2eJ2s50
and then we have this one rap guy
and he made a rap about canada:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjiwBwBL4Qo
Oh my god Beav's, are you the first 30 seconds of an infomercial ad? Are you one of those people who's all "Ugh, I wish there was a better way!"
Because do I have news for you!
cue shot of me with a full milk carton spilled all over the place.
and i'm all throwing my hands up to the air, as if the gods will help me
the gods won't help you
but bagged milk will!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09H-JxTMKro
The Milk Man.
There's an entire profession gone, along with an elegant solution to the carton/bag conundrum.
I fuck up the half-and-half carton at work like every other day
But bags are still dumb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfjEoFdI9Mg
And it's a damn shame this one isn't available in full but it is an instant classic to anyone who grew up in the late 70s and early 80s and watched anything on CBC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6lxIZo9g_k
EDIT - Nevermind I found the full version
Man you could change the national anthem to that and I don't think anyone would object
Also, I am going to try making one of your mayonnaise cakes this weekend, time permitting.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
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I've heard of maple syrup being added to the brine for bacon, and I've heard of people putting maple syrup on cooked bacon, but I don't think you can actually cook bacon in maple syrup.
why buy so little milk in the first place
gallon jugs are the way to go
edit: I always dip my bacon in maple syrup, it is delicious
but then again all breakfast foods taste good together when combined in any way
it doesn't seem all that impossible
why the fuck not
you just pour some in the pan its not all that complicated
also: mayonnaise cake?! What the fuck is that it sounds like an abomination
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
i guess mixing it in grease might make it burn. Just put the syrup in the pan before the bacon starts cooking. It would just get really runny.
I must now do this to test it out