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[Chat]s Too Precious to Risk in Combat

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    1 person out of 32 charities I e-mailed has already responded favorably to our idea!

    Guys 3% of all charities are interested in joining already!

    Winky on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    all the last page is blurring together

    but

    basically

    we need a fencing league made up of women in latex lingerie and in platform heels

    I bet that would get the sport back on broadcast tv

    Yes.

    Sarksus on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Wait is Mori 5'7" because I am pretty sure I was taller than him and I am not 5'8". Maybe he hunches over or something.

    I swear I was taller then you as well, and I'm around 5'8". Now I'm all fucking confused.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Basically, that's the dumbest thing I think I've ever heard.

    Inquisitor on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    all the last page is blurring together

    but

    basically

    we need a fencing league made up of women in latex lingerie and in platform heels

    I bet that would get the sport back on broadcast tv

    It didn't work for the Lingerie Football league.

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Having to rely on electronics for fencing sounds aggravating.

    well, competitively it is really the only way

    these people are SO FAST, and sometimes hits are milliseconds apart

    Oh, I can understand why they do it, it just sounds like it would be frustrating as a fencer. Luckily, the fencing I do, while it can be competitive, is mostly for fun, has a strong honor system, and due to the rules what constitutes a legal blow is usually pretty easy to tell visually.

    I wish that existed...there was no honor in my fencing circles in college

    it was all competition, all the time.

    this one dude who was really could took the greatest pleasure showing me how I was so far away from him, skill wise

    yet, I had only fenced for a year and I scored 13 on him...and he was like a B rank or something

    I wanna play your game with you- fly me out to your LARP convention

    Arch on
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    TehSloth I fucking love your avatar and it makes me want to watch Day9 and play Starcraft again.

    Winky on
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    all the last page is blurring together

    but

    basically

    we need a fencing league made up of women in latex lingerie and in platform heels

    I bet that would get the sport back on broadcast tv

    Damn, I completely forgot that there was a lingerie football league game near me like a month ago that I was going to try to go to.

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wow arch, you're as short as my girlfriend

    she is pretty small

    you must be adorable

    i am adorable

    Arch on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    I wish that existed...there was no honor in my fencing circles in college

    it was all competition, all the time.

    this one dude who was really could took the greatest pleasure showing me how I was so far away from him, skill wise

    yet, I had only fenced for a year and I scored 13 on him...and he was like a B rank or something

    I wanna play your game with you- fly me out to your LARP convention

    If only I had the funds!

    I need to get some food in me though, see you guys.

    Inquisitor on
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Having to rely on electronics for fencing sounds aggravating.

    well, competitively it is really the only way

    these people are SO FAST, and sometimes hits are milliseconds apart

    Although I'd probably argue if both you and the other guy managed to stabby stab each other miliseconds apart you're both effectively fucked :P

    HappylilElf on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    all the last page is blurring together

    but

    basically

    we need a fencing league made up of women in latex lingerie and in platform heels

    I bet that would get the sport back on broadcast tv

    It didn't work for the Lingerie Football league.

    This is latex lingerie.

    Maybe go a step further and use spray-on latex.

    Sarksus on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    TehSloth I fucking love your avatar and it makes me want to watch Day9 and play Starcraft again.

    I told him this exact same thing the other day.

    I need to at least watch some more Day9.

    Nocturne on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Basically, that's the dumbest thing I think I've ever heard.

    What is?

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Also, 6% of all charities think that the idea is interesting!

    Winky on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Having to rely on electronics for fencing sounds aggravating.

    well, competitively it is really the only way

    these people are SO FAST, and sometimes hits are milliseconds apart

    Although I'd probably argue if both you and the other guy managed to stabby stab each other miliseconds apart you're both effectively fucked :P

    well yeah, one of the guys in my fencing group was all "listen, you need to really fence less like a competitive fencer, and more like you remember that these things are swords"

    his whole thing was avoid getting hit as often as possible, even if it was a "double"

    dont get hit

    i kind of admired him

    Arch on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    all the last page is blurring together

    but

    basically

    we need a fencing league made up of women in latex lingerie and in platform heels

    I bet that would get the sport back on broadcast tv

    It didn't work for the Lingerie Football league.

    This is latex lingerie.

    Maybe go a step further and use spray-on latex.

    Spray-on latex doesn't hold up very well under rough conditions. Oh, I see. Yes well carry on then.

    Thomamelas on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Also, 6% of all charities think that the idea is interesting!

    6% of charities are very polite.

    Thomamelas on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    the point of this is slowly dawning on thom

    hoist the sails, raise the mast

    Arivia on
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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    the point of this is slowly dawning on thom

    hoist the sails, raise the mast

    The mast is already raised.

    Sarksus on
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Having to rely on electronics for fencing sounds aggravating.

    well, competitively it is really the only way

    these people are SO FAST, and sometimes hits are milliseconds apart

    Although I'd probably argue if both you and the other guy managed to stabby stab each other miliseconds apart you're both effectively fucked :P

    From what I understand, those kinds of fencing got started well after it was even remotely based on killing people. I seem to recall that epee is based on duels where the first person to draw blood (even if it is a scratch on your hand) wins.

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Having to rely on electronics for fencing sounds aggravating.

    well, competitively it is really the only way

    these people are SO FAST, and sometimes hits are milliseconds apart

    Although I'd probably argue if both you and the other guy managed to stabby stab each other miliseconds apart you're both effectively fucked :P

    From what I understand, those kinds of fencing got started well after it was even remotely based on killing people. I seem to recall that epee is based on duels where the first person to draw blood (even if it is a scratch on your hand) wins.

    That seems correct, but I don't remember

    Arch on
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    TehSloth I fucking love your avatar and it makes me want to watch Day9 and play Starcraft again.

    I told him this exact same thing the other day.

    I need to at least watch some more Day9.

    Last monday funday was pretty good, me and my roommates contributed a couple games and they were really fun to play, this week's is kinda dumb since I don't really like FFA. If you want a couple suggested games to check out with day9 casting I'd say anything with fenix from the IEM. He's definitely a hero terran. He's super busy with casting stuff so there haven't been many good episodes to really learn from, but there's been lot's of fun stuff.

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Also, 6% of all charities think that the idea is interesting!

    6% of charities are very polite.

    6% of statistics are made up.

    Arivia on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm not tall

    I'm strictly average

    strictly come dancing the kind of lukewarm way

    "eh, ah, okay, your dance got me mildly wet"

    "I would describe your performance as half-mast"

    come again?

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    the point of this is slowly dawning on thom

    hoist the sails, raise the mast

    The mast is already raised.

    Which reminds me, what ever happened to the liquid latex condom systems?

    Thomamelas on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    the point of this is slowly dawning on thom

    hoist the sails, raise the mast

    The mast is already raised.

    Which reminds me, what ever happened to the liquid latex condom systems?

    Fairly certain they didn't work too well

    Arch on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm not tall

    I'm strictly average

    strictly come dancing the kind of lukewarm way

    "eh, ah, okay, your dance got me mildly wet"

    "I would describe your performance as half-mast"

    come again?

    not after that, I won't

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    the point of this is slowly dawning on thom

    hoist the sails, raise the mast

    The mast is already raised.

    Which reminds me, what ever happened to the liquid latex condom systems?

    Fairly certain they didn't work too well

    A shame. Always kinda liked the idea. Just stick my dong in this tube and let the machinery just spray on my condom.

    Thomamelas on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    the point of this is slowly dawning on thom

    hoist the sails, raise the mast

    The mast is already raised.

    Which reminds me, what ever happened to the liquid latex condom systems?

    200 men lost their dicks after the latex became attached to their partners vagoos.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    http://www.bigblockgames.com/

    also, can't stop playing this

    I kinda like the writing

    Abdhyius on
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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    So this chick deleted her OKC account too.

    But she's still talking to me and wants to hang out with me.

    Guys I am better than all the rest of OKC.

    17 right? Tell Chris Hansen I said hello.

    See this is what I picture when you say that:

    Winky, being hauled away by two burly guards turns his head and shouts back, "You'll pay for this, Hansen! You'll pay!"

    Hansen merely laughs derisively, happy to add another notch to his record. "That's nice," he says to the collegiate innocence destroyer, "Good luck in prison. I hear they love you... people," the last word rolling off his tongue with obvious distaste, he sips the apple juice box brought by Winky for his would be victim to wash it away.

    As he's loaded in to the cruiser, Winky shouts back one final shot "By the way" he says with obvious delight "Preacher says hi."

    The box crumples. Hansen's eyes narrow as Winky's shoved in to the car, laughing maniacally. "One day, Preacher" he speaks in a low tone audible only to himself. "One day."

    It's occurred to me that I should pay attention to how dialog, quotations, and punctuation work in novels.

    Quid on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    the point of this is slowly dawning on thom

    hoist the sails, raise the mast

    The mast is already raised.

    Which reminds me, what ever happened to the liquid latex condom systems?

    200 men lost their dicks after the latex became attached to their partners vagoos.

    Brave men pushing the barriers of science.

    Thomamelas on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    New sig and av lets see how long it last till I go back to Kitty.

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    the point of this is slowly dawning on thom

    hoist the sails, raise the mast

    The mast is already raised.

    Which reminds me, what ever happened to the liquid latex condom systems?

    Fairly certain they didn't work too well

    A shame. Always kinda liked the idea. Just stick my dong in this tube and let the machinery just spray on my condom.

    Apparently, that was an anti-selling point for a lot of people

    Arch on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Abdhyius is playing something called Big Cock Games?

    Sarksus on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    So this chick deleted her OKC account too.

    But she's still talking to me and wants to hang out with me.

    Guys I am better than all the rest of OKC.

    17 right? Tell Chris Hansen I said hello.

    See this is what I picture when you say that:

    Winky, being hauled away by two burly guards turns his head and shouts back, "You'll pay for this, Hansen! You'll pay!"

    Hansen merely laughs derisively, happy to add another notch to his record. "That's nice," he says to the collegiate innocence destroyer, "Good luck in prison. I hear they love you... people," the last word rolling off his tongue with obvious distaste, he sips the apple juice box brought by Winky for his would be victim to wash it away.

    As he's loaded in to the cruiser, Winky shouts back one final shot "By the way" he says with obvious delight "Preacher says hi."

    The box crumples. Hansen's eyes narrow as Winky's shoved in to the car, laughing maniacally. "One day, Preacher" he speaks in a low tone audible only to himself. "One day."

    It's occurred to me that I should pay attention to how dialog, quotations, and punctuation work in novels.

    man i laughed at this a lot

    Arch on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    So this chick deleted her OKC account too.

    But she's still talking to me and wants to hang out with me.

    Guys I am better than all the rest of OKC.

    17 right? Tell Chris Hansen I said hello.

    See this is what I picture when you say that:

    Winky, being hauled away by two burly guards turns his head and shouts back, "You'll pay for this, Hansen! You'll pay!"

    Hansen merely laughs derisively, happy to add another notch to his record. "That's nice," he says to the collegiate innocence destroyer, "Good luck in prison. I hear they love you... people," the last word rolling off his tongue with obvious distaste, he sips the apple juice box brought by Winky for his would be victim to wash it away.

    As he's loaded in to the cruiser, Winky shouts back one final shot "By the way" he says with obvious delight "Preacher says hi."

    The box crumples. Hansen's eyes narrow as Winky's shoved in to the car, laughing maniacally. "One day, Preacher" he speaks in a low tone audible only to himself. "One day."

    It's occurred to me that I should pay attention to how dialog, quotations, and punctuation work in novels.

    Where does Res fit into this?

    Arivia on
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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wow, how would that work if it couldn't form a reservoir at the top. That wouldn't be very good.

    Sarksus on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Quid wrote: »

    See this is what I picture when you say that:

    Winky, being hauled away by two burly guards turns his head and shouts back, "You'll pay for this, Hansen! You'll pay!"

    Hansen merely laughs derisively, happy to add another notch to his record. "That's nice," he says to the collegiate innocence destroyer, "Good luck in prison. I hear they love you... people," the last word rolling off his tongue with obvious distaste, he sips the apple juice box brought by Winky for his would be victim to wash it away.

    As he's loaded in to the cruiser, Winky shouts back one final shot "By the way" he says with obvious delight "Preacher says hi."

    The box crumples. Hansen's eyes narrow as Winky's shoved in to the car, laughing maniacally. "One day, Preacher" he speaks in a low tone audible only to himself. "One day."

    It's occurred to me that I should pay attention to how dialog, quotations, and punctuation work in novels.

    YES!!!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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