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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    for instance, i #closed a lawyer three days ago and we talked today and the conversation steered towards gays and i said the following..

    Me: " yeah, i don't like gays"
    HB: " don't talk like that"
    Me: " that's my opinion, not yours"
    HB: " i wish you wouldn't talk like that"
    Me: " actually, i got a gay friend and he is cool, we go skydiving together"
    ( i don't have a gay friend and if my skydiving buddy found out i called him gay he would flip out )

    so what i did was neutralize the negative conversation and started another thread.

    "I killed a Jew once"
    "What!?"
    "Yeah I killed a Jewish guy"
    "I'm calling 911 you freak!"
    "Actually, I had a Jewish friend and he was cool. I killed him"

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited October 2010
    Premier kakos wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    wait is someone talking about ladder theory?

    i can't hear quite right over all the sex i'm having

    Aren't you the one who expressed distaste over, what you called, the "floppy mucus hole"?

    man that phrase has really stuck

    but yeah when viewed outside of a sexual context, vaginas are kinda gross

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    HA correctly guessed

    one of the actual cell fate genes is pepF, a bacterial endopeptidases, which are enzymes that degrade peptides

    EDIT: so protein fate gene is exactly what it sounds like- it produces molecules that regulate protein lifespan

    Arch on
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Arch I like that no matter what game you're playing, your playstyle inevitably revolves around bugs and monsters and generally ugly things.
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Uhmm... this is hilarious.

    And pretty much sociopathy... like DENNIS System bad.

    http://www.seductionbase.com/seduction/cat/Start_PU/neg/517.html

    There are reasons that I sometimes use human silhouette targets.

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    maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Man Threadless has a really back-assward method of charging their orders.

    Most online stores charge you when the product ships, whereas Threadless seems to charge the moment you place an order. I changed my mind twice when ordered shirts the other day, and because of it I've got three charges from threadless, two of which were almost immediately credited back to me.

    In the grand scheme of things it's not a big deal, but it just adds unnecessary clutter to my credit card bill.

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Premier kakos wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    wait is someone talking about ladder theory?

    i can't hear quite right over all the sex i'm having

    Aren't you the one who expressed distaste over, what you called, the "floppy mucus hole"?

    man that phrase has really stuck

    but yeah when viewed outside of a sexual context, vaginas are kinda gross

    Dicks are pretty weird too.

    Really the entire concept of sex, when viewed objectively, is just goofy as all hell.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    BIOLOGY

    Arch on
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Arch I like that no matter what game you're playing, your playstyle inevitably revolves around bugs and monsters and generally ugly things.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Uhmm... this is hilarious.

    And pretty much sociopathy... like DENNIS System bad.

    http://www.seductionbase.com/seduction/cat/Start_PU/neg/517.html

    There are reasons that I sometimes use human silhouette targets.

    There are other silhouette targets?
    See because that's all I ever used.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Organic life is ugly and disgusting fluids coming out everywhere and constant shedding and smell oh god the smell.

    Goddamn meatbags.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Premier kakos wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    wait is someone talking about ladder theory?

    i can't hear quite right over all the sex i'm having

    Aren't you the one who expressed distaste over, what you called, the "floppy mucus hole"?

    man that phrase has really stuck

    but yeah when viewed outside of a sexual context, vaginas are kinda gross

    Dicks are pretty weird too.

    Really the entire concept of sex, when viewed objectively, is just goofy as all hell.

    RED QUEEN HYPOTHESIS

    Arch on
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Arch I like that no matter what game you're playing, your playstyle inevitably revolves around bugs and monsters and generally ugly things.
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    BBC News wrote:
    A Belfast City Council worker who was dressed as a tomato when she was injured by the then lord mayor has agreed a settlement of £24,021.75.

    Lorraine Mallon suffered a slipped disc when Jim Rodgers' knee accidentally hit her head as he tried to vault over her.

    Ms Mallon had been dressed as a tomato to launch a gourmet garden event in Botanic Gardens in September 2007.

    A spokesperson for the council said: "We can confirm that a settlement has been made in that case."

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Organic life is ugly and disgusting fluids coming out everywhere and constant shedding and smell oh god the smell.

    Goddamn meatbags.

    If it explodes, it is chemistry
    If it smells, it is biology
    If it doesn't work, it is physics

    Arch on
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Arch I like that no matter what game you're playing, your playstyle inevitably revolves around bugs and monsters and generally ugly things.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    If it doesn't work isn't it engineering.

    Well I guess that's just applied physics.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Organic life is ugly and disgusting fluids coming out everywhere and constant shedding and smell oh god the smell.

    Goddamn meatbags.

    I know, right.

    Incenjucar on
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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Uhmm... this is hilarious.

    And pretty much sociopathy... like DENNIS System bad.

    http://www.seductionbase.com/seduction/cat/Start_PU/neg/517.html

    There are reasons that I sometimes use human silhouette targets.

    I'm reading this thinking, Ok, maybe I can maybe learn something from this if I approach it rationally, objectively, and honestly

    nope!

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Organic life is ugly and disgusting fluids coming out everywhere and constant shedding and smell oh god the smell.

    Goddamn meatbags.

    I know, right.

    bring it on fuckers

    bio-engineered super weapon right here

    lets do this

    Arch on
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Arch I like that no matter what game you're playing, your playstyle inevitably revolves around bugs and monsters and generally ugly things.
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Uhmm... this is hilarious.

    And pretty much sociopathy... like DENNIS System bad.

    http://www.seductionbase.com/seduction/cat/Start_PU/neg/517.html

    There are reasons that I sometimes use human silhouette targets.

    There are other silhouette targets?
    See because that's all I ever used.

    I now want chaos marine silhouette targets

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    japan wrote: »
    BBC News wrote:
    A Belfast City Council worker who was dressed as a tomato when she was injured by the then lord mayor has agreed a settlement of £24,021.75.

    Lorraine Mallon suffered a slipped disc when Jim Rodgers' knee accidentally hit her head as he tried to vault over her.

    Ms Mallon had been dressed as a tomato to launch a gourmet garden event in Botanic Gardens in September 2007.

    A spokesperson for the council said: "We can confirm that a settlement has been made in that case."

    The whole incident has left a bruise on the event.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    So I've got to go to work [chat], but should I move to LA to work on music y/n?

    Podly on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Organic life is ugly and disgusting fluids coming out everywhere and constant shedding and smell oh god the smell.

    Goddamn meatbags.

    If it explodes, it is chemistry
    If it smells, it is biology
    If it doesn't work, it is physics

    if it's not even supposed to work, it's math
    if it's utterly pointless in the first place, it's philosophy

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    got it

    got it

    fucking got it

    chu, do you want it to copy it into the folder or cut and paste it in?

    !!!

    it doesn't really matter, they're all in the same folder so if it comes down to it i can select all the files and delete them after

    whatever's easier for you

    Organichu on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Organic life is ugly and disgusting fluids coming out everywhere and constant shedding and smell oh god the smell.

    Goddamn meatbags.

    If it explodes, it is chemistry
    If it smells, it is biology
    If it doesn't work, it is physics

    if it's not even supposed to work, it's math
    if it's utterly pointless in the first place, it's philosophy

    If it just talks to itself, it is Literature

    Arch on
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Arch I like that no matter what game you're playing, your playstyle inevitably revolves around bugs and monsters and generally ugly things.
    | Zinnar on most things | Avatar by Blameless Cleric
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    So I've got to go to work [chat], but should I move to LA to work on music y/n?

    have you given up on women and chosen men y/n

    if y, LA is a go

    Organichu on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    So I've got to go to work [chat], but should I move to LA to work on music y/n?

    podly i want to make chiptunes

    also N

    Arch on
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Arch I like that no matter what game you're playing, your playstyle inevitably revolves around bugs and monsters and generally ugly things.
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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Organic life is ugly and disgusting fluids coming out everywhere and constant shedding and smell oh god the smell.

    Goddamn meatbags.

    If it explodes, it is chemistry
    If it smells, it is biology
    If it doesn't work, it is physics

    if it's not even supposed to work, it's math
    if it's utterly pointless in the first place, it's philosophy

    Let us engage in a hypothetical thought experiment relevant to your final point.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Organic life is ugly and disgusting fluids coming out everywhere and constant shedding and smell oh god the smell.

    Goddamn meatbags.

    I know, right.

    bring it on fuckers

    bio-engineered super weapon right here

    lets do this

    The fact is that spontaneous combustion does not exist. I'm just a lot more romantically active than most people realize. LOVE ME

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    So I've got to go to work [chat], but should I move to LA to work on music y/n?

    Can you stand LA. I wouldn't want to live there.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    NYC is better for music anyhow

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    So I've got to go to work [chat], but should I move to LA to work on music y/n?

    Just flip a coin.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    So I've got to go to work [chat], but should I move to LA to work on music y/n?

    Do you really want to follow the advice of a chorus of crybabies telling you not to?

    desc on
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    goddamit this is not a daycare
    don't bring your fucking kids to work

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    So I've got to go to work [chat], but should I move to LA to work on music y/n?

    podly i want to make chiptunes

    also N

    just get anything that can generate squarewaves

    be like every other hipster and illegally get ableton live and just start using square waves on ableton's synth plugin and square wave modulate those 'n sheeit

    make a blog about the process and try to do it for more than one post

    Podly on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    goddamit this is not a daycare
    don't bring your fucking kids to work

    But their kids are special, Feral. They are little persons.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    everyone should study music theory

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    So I've got to go to work [chat], but should I move to LA to work on music y/n?

    podly i want to make chiptunes

    also N

    just get anything that can generate squarewaves

    be like every other hipster and illegally get ableton live and just start using square waves on ableton's synth plugin and square wave modulate those 'n sheeit

    make a blog about the process and try to do it for more than one post

    ouch

    Arch on
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Arch I like that no matter what game you're playing, your playstyle inevitably revolves around bugs and monsters and generally ugly things.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    goddamit this is not a daycare
    don't bring your fucking kids to work

    look, feral

    the bitch trapped me

    Organichu on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Uhmm... this is hilarious.

    And pretty much sociopathy... like DENNIS System bad.

    http://www.seductionbase.com/seduction/cat/Start_PU/neg/517.html

    There are reasons that I sometimes use human silhouette targets.

    There are other silhouette targets?
    See because that's all I ever used.

    I now want chaos marine silhouette targets

    Don't have those. Can offer you these.

    targets.png

    Thomamelas on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Uhmm... this is hilarious.

    And pretty much sociopathy... like DENNIS System bad.

    http://www.seductionbase.com/seduction/cat/Start_PU/neg/517.html

    There are reasons that I sometimes use human silhouette targets.

    There are other silhouette targets?
    See because that's all I ever used.

    I now want chaos marine silhouette targets

    Why is this not a thing already? Targets for nerds.

    WH40K, Zombies, Zerg, werewolves, gnomes.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm not a hipster.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    everyone should study music theory

    No because then they would all keep on talking about music while using jargon badly.

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