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MMA X: Captain Guillotine: Fear the man who has practiced one choke 10,000 times

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    And no one did win that one, awesome. Well done

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    And by screwed, I mean Browne's performance was significantly less embarrassing than Kongo's.

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    That EA MMA commercial is really well done.

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Well isn't Mike Pyle just a badass motherfucker.

    Good on the ref for not stopping the fight though.

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I don't remember the last time I saw a Triangle/crucifix

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Pyle put on a damn clinic on Hathaway. Hathaway's inexperience really showed.

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh man.

    That was some sick jits from Sass.

    As expected.

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    "Sick Jits from Sass" sounds like some type of weird indy rock band name

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wow Bruce Buffer looks pissed as he announces the Condit vs. Hardy fight.

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Dan Hardy just got knocked the fuck out, holy shit.

    Edit: So where does this put Condit? Is he getting close to GSP?

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Condit just did to Hardy what Henderson did to Bisping. What a beautiful KO.

    Edit: god dammed auto correct on my phone...

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Rogan: What went wrong tonight?

    Hardy: I got punched in the face

    You're still awesome Dan Hardy

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    wwtMask wrote: »
    Condit just did to Hardy what Henderson did to Bisping. What a beautiful KO.

    Edit: god dammed auto correct on my phone...

    Oh you mean this:
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    VIKING LESNAR

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    VIKING LESNAR

    As I stated before I like him a ton more with the beard, I'm a big fan of Viking Lesnar

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ahaha.

    My wife just jumped on me and I put her in a body triangle.

    She didn't like that.

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    adytum wrote: »
    Ahaha.

    My wife just jumped on me and I put her in a body triangle.

    She didn't like that.

    Yeah I sometimes put my wife in a Kimura or arm triangle if she's trying to be annoying or play fighting... She doesn't like that at all.


    Does anyone know the story with Sexyama's entrance song and kneel down ritual? I know he's done it forever but is there are big reason? Like the holding hands after he gets up?

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    She'll have to learn not to mess with me while I'm watching MMA.

    Go Akiyama! Put this asshole to sleep.

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wow Bruce Buffer called him Sexyama, that's pretty funny.


    Edit: Is Buffer drunk? He's been like SUPER pumped for these fights tonight he has been SCREAMING all night

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bisping is eating so many punches.

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Akiyama stated out so strong.

    Get back to it, Sexy!

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Good thing Akiyama has a skull of steel.

    Ballshot!

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    oh daaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnn

    that nutshot

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nooooooooooooo Akiyama

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    woohoo Bisping

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    didn't think getting into that kind of exchange would have been good for Condit. Guess i was wrong.

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  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I don't remember the last time I saw a Triangle/crucifix

    Find the Chris Lytle/Matt Brown fight. Lytle puts Brown in the same move, but I believe he finished Brown with a straight armbar instead of just punching him in the face a lot.

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    fucking christ how many times are people going to kick sexyama in the balls

    are they jealous? =/

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    So from what you guys are posting, sounds like they switched Wilks vs. Patrick for Gustafson vs. Diabate. Pretty good choice, that fight was a hump fest.

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  • Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    120 thoughts:

    Hathaway got raped, fuck me that was bad to watch, I think that early shot that rocked him just took his heart out of it because I have never seen him look so stiff. Pyle is much better than many people gave him credit for and John will be back, but still harsh.

    Condit did to Dan what no one else has done ever, the guy has been hit hard and never rocked (hence him eating too many shots, over confident). Carlos Condit made a huge fan out of me last night, so classy in the win too. Props to Dan for being a good guy about it, showing up to the presser and complimenting Condit too.

    Bisping, meh...he did what most people thought he would, my only compliment was that it dd look like he hurt Akiyama in the 3rd, at first I thought it was just Rogans bullshit but in the replay he did wobble him a little, shit maybe he is actually getting better but he still needs to leave the shithole that is Wolfslair.

    Sass, that kids weird, 10 subs in 11 fights 8 by triangle but he doesn't actually look all that great, effective but not skilled in the way Hazellett is.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    You kidding? Sass looked amazing. There were two or three times in that really short fight where it looked like Holtz was going to escape to his feet and Sass just somehow held on to him like he had fucking suction cups on his feet and hands to keep him on the mat. I loved that fight.

    Also Bisping is still the most underrated high profile* fighter in the world.

    *Obviously this caveat is required because it overlooks the guys (and gals) who just don't get a lot of attention period. Like Mamoru!!



    Also:

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    I was 84th overall. smug.gif

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The word you're looking for is hated.

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  • Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    facetious wrote: »
    You kidding? Sass looked amazing. There were two or three times in that really short fight where it looked like Holtz was going to escape to his feet and Sass just somehow held on to him like he had fucking suction cups on his feet and hands to keep him on the mat. I loved that fight.

    Maybe it's because I watched it with my Ju-Jitsu coach, who trains with Braulio Estima...He was critical of Sass's technique, I took that on board.

    Was pleased to see him win though and hope he develops.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    UFC 120:


    James McSweeney vs. Fabio Maldonado
    A brit got killed. Bad for the homecrowd, but personally I'm glad to see McSweeney lose again. Hopefully he gets cut. He's a bad fighter with a worse attitude



    Paul Sass vs. Mark Holst
    Sass looked weird but he constantly wanted the fight on the ground and Holst was dumb enough to oblige.



    Rob Broughton vs. Vinicius Queiroz
    Brits got a win, hooray


    Cyrille Diabaté vs. Alexander Gustafsson
    YES! Finally a SWEDISH FIGHTER who does not get instantly murdered in the UFC. Gustafsson destroyed Cyrille




    James Wilks vs. Claude Patrick
    I picked claude to win, but boy he didn't win in a very entertaining fashion here. Incredibly dull and one sided fight.

    Cheick Kongo vs. Travis Browne
    What the hell was this shit. And a draw on top of it all. I expected a TKO from either guy, at the very least. Horrible fight and it soured the rest of the card a bit


    John Hathaway vs. Mike Pyle
    Hathaway looked really really strange. He was incredibly slow and stiff and it looked like everything he did was in slowmotion compared to how he normally fights. Pyle dominated



    Dan Hardy vs. Carlos Condit
    Good fight and AWESOME finish. For a brief second I thought they were going to double KO eachother and then Carlos just sends Dan into another world with his fist.



    Michael Bisping vs. Yoshihiro Akiyama
    Entertaining fight for sure where both guys ate a lot of punishment. Bisping did what he usually does. A) Almost get knocked out and B) Outwork his opponent impressively.

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  • [Tycho?][Tycho?] Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm shocked that Hardy got KOd, by Condit of all people. Pretty darn cool. The Bisping/Akiyama fight wasn't too entertaining, Bisping just peppered him with shots and failed at takedowns. Akiyama really needs to diverisfy his game if he wants to go anywhere. He swung a lot of big right hands, some of which hurt Bisping a bit. But there were few combos, no takedown attempts, no clinch attempts, and he stood at a range where Bisping was able to land his jabs over and over again. Akiyama has a strong chin but lacks the speed to be a counter puncher and the cadio to apply constant pressure. He seriously needs to change the way he fights; it seems like he can only do well in fights that turn into brawls.

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  • Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I was dumbstruck when Hardy got dropped, as I said, he always had an iron beard until now. He also looked "with it" when he hit the deck, like he was about to up kick but then Condit put that shit to bed.

    Carlos is such a nice guy though, really good attitude in the post fight with Helwani:

    "it could have been me KO'd so I am not gonna talk trash"

    Dan has a long way to go to prove himself again though, I believe him when he says he has improved his ground game, having Victor Estima teaching at the Roughhouse will help anyone's game, but his one strength was he was hard to stop and a vicious counter striker, will he be able to adjust his stand-up enough to avoid getting KTFO again?

    Bummed to see Hathaway look so bad, for a guy so young it might have been a good wake up call though, he has never been hurt standing before as he could always take down or out reach the guys, but Pyle was like Kryptonite to him. Like any guy that young, he will be back and better but it's going to be a long ass road before the UK produces a real contender.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    One more win and Bisping is in contention already

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  • Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwwOJevvGi0

    Skip to 3:30 if you want to hear Dan's best comment of the night

    :lol:

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