My wife is a fussy eater, every time we go out to eat she has to know exactly how much butter is used, whether the cow her steak is made from was a Brangus or a Hereford, do they have Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke because if not she'll just get a water, lemon, no ice, are the vegetables organic? How many calories are in this burger OH MY GOD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ORDER SOMETHING OFF THE ASS-RAMMING GODS-NUTSACK-LICKING MENU OR I'M GOING TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND WHISTLE THE THEME FROM ANDY GRIFFITH
She really doesn't have as many dietary concerns as she seems to think; she doesn't have any food allergies and she works out like 20 hours a week (probably exaggerating, but she does spend a shitload of time at the gym).
I'm probably a bad person for feeling embarrassed when she grills our server on the sodium content of the rice pilaf.
your wife is the worst kind of person
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edited October 2010
Using a knife and fork to eat peas is what weirdos do
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Do not have a cow, mortal.
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I would have pushed the button before he even finished the sentence.
The only question I would have would be if I hit the button multiple times, will I get 1 million each time or just kill random people for the fun of it.
okay, so i became vegetarian about 8 years ago, but i grew up liking my steaks medium-rare (bloody and warm!), and i've worked in restaurants long enough to develop a certain... well, personal level of contempt for eating peculiarities. actual allergies and preference are one thing, entitlement and a lack of curiosity/adaptability is another.
nowadays, i generally keep to a vegetarian diet, but i'm also a pragmatist, and sometimes.. well, sometimes the imp of the perverse takes me. we have Sunday dinner with my bf's family nearly every week, and last Sunday the entree was steaks (or veggie burger.) his sister and her fiance got some medium-rare that dipped a little too close to uncooked for them. rather than let perfectly good meat go to waste, i ate some slightly-warmed beef the other day, with my most nonchalant face. HAH give me shit about my dietary choices... you don't know me! it tasted alright, though maybe a bit heavy on the rub. at least they like their steaks cooked and not charcoaled. YES I AM A STEAK SNOB deal w/it
i sometimes feel obligated to throw down for the more principled and consistent vegetarians. i.. i know this doesn't speak well of my mental stability.
(fake edit) also, yes, Waiting is utterly true in a lot of ways. "Kitchen Confidential" also made me giggle a lot.
(real edit) for dumb typo.
I'm not sure what to think about the not using a knife until the age of 10 thing. I always saw it as a learned lesson if you cut yourself.
Shit, when I was 5 I sliced my lip open trying to open a box of teddy-grahams (I was a toddler couldn't open the plastic bag on my own. Knife pointed up to cut through). Thing went all the way through. Got some stitches and got on with my life.
My wife is a fussy eater, every time we go out to eat she has to know exactly how much butter is used, whether the cow her steak is made from was a Brangus or a Hereford, do they have Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke because if not she'll just get a water, lemon, no ice, are the vegetables organic? How many calories are in this burger OH MY GOD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ORDER SOMETHING OFF THE ASS-RAMMING GODS-NUTSACK-LICKING MENU OR I'M GOING TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND WHISTLE THE THEME FROM ANDY GRIFFITH
She really doesn't have as many dietary concerns as she seems to think; she doesn't have any food allergies and she works out like 20 hours a week (probably exaggerating, but she does spend a shitload of time at the gym).
I'm probably a bad person for feeling embarrassed when she grills our server on the sodium content of the rice pilaf.
she spends 3 hours at the gym and 17 hours getting railed
My wife is a fussy eater, every time we go out to eat she has to know exactly how much butter is used, whether the cow her steak is made from was a Brangus or a Hereford, do they have Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke because if not she'll just get a water, lemon, no ice, are the vegetables organic? How many calories are in this burger OH MY GOD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ORDER SOMETHING OFF THE ASS-RAMMING GODS-NUTSACK-LICKING MENU OR I'M GOING TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND WHISTLE THE THEME FROM ANDY GRIFFITH
She really doesn't have as many dietary concerns as she seems to think; she doesn't have any food allergies and she works out like 20 hours a week (probably exaggerating, but she does spend a shitload of time at the gym).
I'm probably a bad person for feeling embarrassed when she grills our server on the sodium content of the rice pilaf.
she spends 3 hours at the gym and 17 hours getting railed
sorry
Well, that's okay, but she should learn to order food in less than an hour if she wants this marriage to last
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My wife is a fussy eater, every time we go out to eat she has to know exactly how much butter is used, whether the cow her steak is made from was a Brangus or a Hereford, do they have Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke because if not she'll just get a water, lemon, no ice, are the vegetables organic? How many calories are in this burger OH MY GOD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ORDER SOMETHING OFF THE ASS-RAMMING GODS-NUTSACK-LICKING MENU OR I'M GOING TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND WHISTLE THE THEME FROM ANDY GRIFFITH
She really doesn't have as many dietary concerns as she seems to think; she doesn't have any food allergies and she works out like 20 hours a week (probably exaggerating, but she does spend a shitload of time at the gym).
I'm probably a bad person for feeling embarrassed when she grills our server on the sodium content of the rice pilaf.
she spends 3 hours at the gym and 17 hours getting railed
sorry
Hey now, all that sex she's having with other men also burns calories, so some of those 17 hours of her getting hot meat injections kind of count as exercise.
I'm not sure what to think about the not using a knife until the age of 10 thing. I always saw it as a learned lesson if you cut yourself.
Shit, when I was 5 I sliced my lip open trying to open a bock of teddy-grahams (I was a toddler couldn't open the plastic bag on my own. Knife pointed up to cut through). Thing went all the way through. Got some stitches and got on with my life.
I plan on doing the same with my future children.
My concern is that if they don't learn to use a knife until the age of 10 they may find it tricky.
My wife is a fussy eater, every time we go out to eat she has to know exactly how much butter is used, whether the cow her steak is made from was a Brangus or a Hereford, do they have Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke because if not she'll just get a water, lemon, no ice, are the vegetables organic? How many calories are in this burger OH MY GOD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ORDER SOMETHING OFF THE ASS-RAMMING GODS-NUTSACK-LICKING MENU OR I'M GOING TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND WHISTLE THE THEME FROM ANDY GRIFFITH
She really doesn't have as many dietary concerns as she seems to think; she doesn't have any food allergies and she works out like 20 hours a week (probably exaggerating, but she does spend a shitload of time at the gym).
I'm probably a bad person for feeling embarrassed when she grills our server on the sodium content of the rice pilaf.
she spends 3 hours at the gym and 17 hours getting railed
sorry
Hey now, all that sex she's having with other men also burns calories, so some of those 17 hours of her getting hot meat injections kind of count as exercise.
Honestly she could strap on a dildo and buttfuck the pope for all I care
So long as she points to something on the menu and says, "I want that"
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My wife is a fussy eater, every time we go out to eat she has to know exactly how much butter is used, whether the cow her steak is made from was a Brangus or a Hereford, do they have Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke because if not she'll just get a water, lemon, no ice, are the vegetables organic? How many calories are in this burger OH MY GOD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ORDER SOMETHING OFF THE ASS-RAMMING GODS-NUTSACK-LICKING MENU OR I'M GOING TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND WHISTLE THE THEME FROM ANDY GRIFFITH
She really doesn't have as many dietary concerns as she seems to think; she doesn't have any food allergies and she works out like 20 hours a week (probably exaggerating, but she does spend a shitload of time at the gym).
I'm probably a bad person for feeling embarrassed when she grills our server on the sodium content of the rice pilaf.
she spends 3 hours at the gym and 17 hours getting railed
sorry
Hey now, all that sex she's having with other men also burns calories, so some of those 17 hours of her getting hot meat injections kind of count as exercise.
Honestly she could strap on a dildo and buttfuck the pope for all I care
So long as she points to something on the menu and says, "I want that"
she did
she pointed to the "thick italian sausage"
i think on the menu it's called "Antonio"
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My wife is a fussy eater, every time we go out to eat she has to know exactly how much butter is used, whether the cow her steak is made from was a Brangus or a Hereford, do they have Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke because if not she'll just get a water, lemon, no ice, are the vegetables organic? How many calories are in this burger OH MY GOD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ORDER SOMETHING OFF THE ASS-RAMMING GODS-NUTSACK-LICKING MENU OR I'M GOING TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND WHISTLE THE THEME FROM ANDY GRIFFITH
She really doesn't have as many dietary concerns as she seems to think; she doesn't have any food allergies and she works out like 20 hours a week (probably exaggerating, but she does spend a shitload of time at the gym).
I'm probably a bad person for feeling embarrassed when she grills our server on the sodium content of the rice pilaf.
she spends 3 hours at the gym and 17 hours getting railed
sorry
Hey now, all that sex she's having with other men also burns calories, so some of those 17 hours of her getting hot meat injections kind of count as exercise.
Honestly she could strap on a dildo and buttfuck the pope for all I care
So long as she points to something on the menu and says, "I want that"
i mean he just started a month or so ago, but yeah, it is kind of like... ignorance is bliss, i don't need to know that stuff unless i get sick
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GreasyKidsStuffMOMMM!ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered Userregular
edited October 2010
In the few restaurants I've worked in we have never thrown shit back onto the grill if it fell on the floor. My boss at my old job was pretty adamant about food safety and all that so I never really tested my luck.
At my new job though I did throw something I dropped on the floor into the deep frier to cleanse it.
But yeah nothing like in Waiting. That's an extreme. I hope not all restaurants are like that.
my friend said the cleanest places are always like mcdonalds and crap
they get A's usually
mostly because things barely need handling, its like, take the frozen product out of its package, put it on thing, to cook, give it to customer
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ArtreusI'm a wizardAnd that looks fucked upRegistered Userregular
edited October 2010
We need more wood in our playgrounds.
Also I worked at the dining halls on campus and we were pretty good with food safety. I mean the food was crap but everything was always pretty clean and we took temperatures regularly. One of the full-timers would pick food off the floor and re-use it though. If I saw her I'd yell at her and tell her to just throw it away. At that place I never hesitated to throw food out if it was questionable. I didn't have to pay for it and I wasn't gonna serve gross food. (I mean ... dirty food. the food was shitty so it was usually gross anyway)
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your wife is the worst kind of person
That clip from the Powerpuff girls is hilarious. Where the Proffessor and the girls are at the neighbors who turned crazy.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
The only question I would have would be if I hit the button multiple times, will I get 1 million each time or just kill random people for the fun of it.
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nowadays, i generally keep to a vegetarian diet, but i'm also a pragmatist, and sometimes.. well, sometimes the imp of the perverse takes me. we have Sunday dinner with my bf's family nearly every week, and last Sunday the entree was steaks (or veggie burger.) his sister and her fiance got some medium-rare that dipped a little too close to uncooked for them. rather than let perfectly good meat go to waste, i ate some slightly-warmed beef the other day, with my most nonchalant face. HAH give me shit about my dietary choices... you don't know me! it tasted alright, though maybe a bit heavy on the rub. at least they like their steaks cooked and not charcoaled. YES I AM A STEAK SNOB deal w/it
i sometimes feel obligated to throw down for the more principled and consistent vegetarians. i.. i know this doesn't speak well of my mental stability.
(fake edit) also, yes, Waiting is utterly true in a lot of ways. "Kitchen Confidential" also made me giggle a lot.
(real edit) for dumb typo.
Shit, when I was 5 I sliced my lip open trying to open a box of teddy-grahams (I was a toddler couldn't open the plastic bag on my own. Knife pointed up to cut through). Thing went all the way through. Got some stitches and got on with my life.
I plan on doing the same with my future children.
Seriously, if any part of the steak (inside or out) is burned you just ruined a perfectly good slab of meat motherfucker
she spends 3 hours at the gym and 17 hours getting railed
sorry
For some reason, I just don't like the texture of steaks that are medium-rare. I generally eat mine medium-well for that reason.
Some people I know think it's a sign of manliness to eat a steak covered in blood. I figure man created fire for a reason, might as well use it.
Well, that's okay, but she should learn to order food in less than an hour if she wants this marriage to last
Hey now, all that sex she's having with other men also burns calories, so some of those 17 hours of her getting hot meat injections kind of count as exercise.
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My concern is that if they don't learn to use a knife until the age of 10 they may find it tricky.
It's not a sign of manliness, it's a matter of TASTE.
Overcooked steak does not TASTE GOOD.
Fire existed well before man.
Fire is not like the automobile. Fire existed in nature, while cars are not naturally occurring.
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Honestly she could strap on a dildo and buttfuck the pope for all I care
So long as she points to something on the menu and says, "I want that"
she did
she pointed to the "thick italian sausage"
i think on the menu it's called "Antonio"
Can I have your wife's number?
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Don't be coy, we both know you already have it
I was more referring to man being able to create fire without waiting for it to naturally occur, though yes I agree that mankind did not invent fire.
It tastes better
Just recycle the poop over and over again
Its the only thing you can trust
What spring does with the cherry trees.
you're an ideas woman, mensch
i like that
how about this
i'll poop on the next meal you eat free of charge
(spoilered for big):
I already have an IV of fresh poop
Won it in the lottery
Thanks though, maybe you can just poop on Faynor's screen, save him the trouble of posting
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What spring does with the cherry trees.
At my new job though I did throw something I dropped on the floor into the deep frier to cleanse it.
But yeah nothing like in Waiting. That's an extreme. I hope not all restaurants are like that.
they get A's usually
mostly because things barely need handling, its like, take the frozen product out of its package, put it on thing, to cook, give it to customer
Also I worked at the dining halls on campus and we were pretty good with food safety. I mean the food was crap but everything was always pretty clean and we took temperatures regularly. One of the full-timers would pick food off the floor and re-use it though. If I saw her I'd yell at her and tell her to just throw it away. At that place I never hesitated to throw food out if it was questionable. I didn't have to pay for it and I wasn't gonna serve gross food. (I mean ... dirty food. the food was shitty so it was usually gross anyway)