also i am reading john campbell's words re: his own products now
the shirt features a vague being from this comic or maybe this one. it should make the wearer feel unsettled, like wearing the clothes that your grandfather died in and then hugging your grandmother from behind
Have you noticed that things are more difficult when you're alive? They are. Science has proven that 99% of difficulty occurs when you are alive, or even when you are a ghost.
Oh no, it finally happened. Oh no, spiders. Oh no, what is that man doing? Oh no, the gerbils. Oh no, he's coming over here.
"Oh no."
You know what's hilarious? Graphs. Charts are okay, but don't even get us started on graphs. GRAPHS.
The mistakes of yesterday bear the seeds of tomorrow's mistakes. Until finally you make the mistake that ends the cycle. If you're lucky the mistakes you made will carry on for generations to come.
Sometimes it seems crummy in America. Sure there's rampant corruption and incompetence and it seems like 90% of Americans are violent idiots that dress like assholes, but sometimes it's sort of okay or whatever.
You can wear this shirt to a barbecue but then your uncle sees it and is not sure what to think and maybe hesitates to give you your burger but in the end he gives it to you, it is okay.
You're the kind of person who stays home on Friday night and mumbles about narcissism because you liked art when it was cool, back when nobody was aware of it until two hundred and fifty years after the artist died.
This is what you believe and this is the t-shirt that you will wear as you believe it.
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also I would wear this shirt
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that would be a good shirt for the john stewart rally
http://www.audioentropy.com/
spit it out
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it was only a matter of time
I'm here
banned
hahahahaha
and even then you gotta be cautious
what fresh hell is this
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