Originally, the first film would have been an adaptation of the novel The Hobbit and the second part would have bridged the gap between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. It was del Toro's intention to instead split and expand the narrative of The Hobbit into two parts.
Both of those are shitty ideas.
Nothing good happens between the Hobbit and LOTR. And you can easily make the hobbit a single movie. Especially one of those 3 hour ones PJ loves to make.
So wtf. Just make one movie please.
Well the expanded stuff is probably going to be all the cool shit Gandalf got up to while he was away from Bilbo and the dwarves, which was sort of mentioned offhand but never shown
So how's about you quit complaining
3 hours of Gandalf talking to the eagles about not helping out and just flying main characters to places, but instead to wait until the very last second to help them out of one of a billion difficult scenarios.
Originally, the first film would have been an adaptation of the novel The Hobbit and the second part would have bridged the gap between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. It was del Toro's intention to instead split and expand the narrative of The Hobbit into two parts.
Both of those are shitty ideas.
Nothing good happens between the Hobbit and LOTR. And you can easily make the hobbit a single movie. Especially one of those 3 hour ones PJ loves to make.
So wtf. Just make one movie please.
Well the expanded stuff is probably going to be all the cool shit Gandalf got up to while he was away from Bilbo and the dwarves, which was sort of mentioned offhand but never shown
So how's about you quit complaining
Gandalf didn't do anything interesting. The stuff he did was so boring that even the money grubbing tolkien family couldn't parse together a book out of it.
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Oh man, I hope Howard Shore is brought on to do the score again. LotR's score was incredible.
Originally, the first film would have been an adaptation of the novel The Hobbit and the second part would have bridged the gap between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. It was del Toro's intention to instead split and expand the narrative of The Hobbit into two parts.
Both of those are shitty ideas.
Nothing good happens between the Hobbit and LOTR. And you can easily make the hobbit a single movie. Especially one of those 3 hour ones PJ loves to make.
So wtf. Just make one movie please.
Well the expanded stuff is probably going to be all the cool shit Gandalf got up to while he was away from Bilbo and the dwarves, which was sort of mentioned offhand but never shown
So how's about you quit complaining
Gandalf didn't do anything interesting. The stuff he did was so boring that even the money grubbing tolkien family couldn't parse together a book out of it.
Gandalf and the White Council rolled into Mirkwood and fucked the Necromancer's (Sauron's) shit up
How does this not sound like it would be awesome on film
Also as far as the "money-grubbing Tolkien family" I don't think any of them were really involved in compiling the supplemental books except Christopher
Yeah they have a wizard battle and clear out mirkwood, how is that boring? I always wanted to see more of that. I think you might be thinking about how he went an researched stuff in Gondor? But that is the 17 year period in the Fellowship, not what was going on during the Hobbit. There is a lot of cool stuff going on during the Hobbit, you can read about it in one of the appendices of LOTR.
it fucking sucked
I mean, those elven chicks? sure, they're hot and they're mystical and shit
but damn, after living for hundreds of years they're pretty hard to get aroused
and don't get me started on dwarven chicks
you know what just imagine that after every post someone makes mentioning an element of the lotr trilogy I make a post fellating that element of the trilogy and talking about how unbelievably incredible it was
that'll save me time
Gandalf and Galadriel are all "we need to do something about this Necromancer guy right fucking now" and Saruman is all "whoa guys let's not be rash, we can all get along right?"
And the G's are like "nah fuck that, we're oscar mike" and they take a bunch of elves and just go to town
it fucking sucked
I mean, those elven chicks? sure, they're hot and they're mystical and shit
but damn, after living for hundreds of years they're pretty hard to get aroused
and don't get me started on dwarven chicks
Yes but you're forgetting that I'm from Sheffield where the accent I have is quite different to a London or Irish accent. Not to say that American accents aren't nice, most of them sound adorable.
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I'm a sucker for a girl with a proper British accent. The Russian girl with the broken english thing too.
Yes but you're forgetting that I'm from Sheffield where the accent I have is quite different to a London or Irish accent. Not to say that American accents aren't nice, most of them sound adorable.
We're not all southerners that speak like cowboy hicks you know. Dead Legend is, but the rest of us are fairly intelligent.
Yes but you're forgetting that I'm from Sheffield where the accent I have is quite different to a London or Irish accent. Not to say that American accents aren't nice, most of them sound adorable.
We're not all southerners that speak like cowboy hicks you know. Dead Legends is, but the rest of us are fairly intelligent.
What? When did I suggest you didn't sound intelligent?
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Yes but you're forgetting that I'm from Sheffield where the accent I have is quite different to a London or Irish accent. Not to say that American accents aren't nice, most of them sound adorable.
We're not all southerners that speak like cowboy hicks you know. Dead Legends is, but the rest of us are fairly intelligent.
What? When did I suggest you didn't sound intelligent?
You didn't, I wanted to make fun of that hick and his Texas twang retard Yosemite Sam speak.
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What? How? Is this about the giant tarmac car park I put in the middle of the village....?
given how much I love the lord of the rings trilogy I am totally down for this
I....n-no? You haven't seen Red Letter Media's Star Wars reviews have you?
but you know it's too early to be saying this stuff really
3 hours of Gandalf talking to the eagles about not helping out and just flying main characters to places, but instead to wait until the very last second to help them out of one of a billion difficult scenarios.
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Gandalf didn't do anything interesting. The stuff he did was so boring that even the money grubbing tolkien family couldn't parse together a book out of it.
Gandalf and the White Council rolled into Mirkwood and fucked the Necromancer's (Sauron's) shit up
How does this not sound like it would be awesome on film
Ohh I'd not thought of that
Druhim, what was middle earth like?
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edit: ahahahaha Hunter
actually I don't know if I dislike other parts or am irritated by how they were used
Like what?
it fucking sucked
I mean, those elven chicks? sure, they're hot and they're mystical and shit
but damn, after living for hundreds of years they're pretty hard to get aroused
and don't get me started on dwarven chicks
Tolkien and a sister? In one post?
It's like you want Bogey to show up on your doorstep with a weird glimmer in his eyes.
you know what just imagine that after every post someone makes mentioning an element of the lotr trilogy I make a post fellating that element of the trilogy and talking about how unbelievably incredible it was
that'll save me time
And the G's are like "nah fuck that, we're oscar mike" and they take a bunch of elves and just go to town
My sister already has a boyfriend I'm sorry, and Irish accent beats American accent.
Druhim of the nine boners, and the ring of doom
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Don't apologize to me, dear Liiya....you can go right ahead and apologize to Bogey. Surely you've broken his heart.
can I reply in like a few days
I shouldn't have made that post, it's too provocative and I'm tired
I'm sorry Bogey
Maybe I can find you another lady I know, if you want.
8-)
You guys are supposed to think we're cute, and then we think that your accents are dreamy.
Remember that day that you had me verbally berate you for 24 hours?
Let's not make me do that again.
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oh you sound like the girl from the dishwasher tablet add...
We're not all southerners that speak like cowboy hicks you know. Dead Legend is, but the rest of us are fairly intelligent.
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Ok but I'll probably forget that I even asked
What? When did I suggest you didn't sound intelligent?
What about Italian-American accents?
There is only on correct answer, so choose carefully.
You didn't, I wanted to make fun of that hick and his Texas twang retard Yosemite Sam speak.
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Yep!
http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/10/22/martin-freeman-of-the-office-to-play-bilbo-baggins-in-hobbit-film/
The Hobbit 1: There
The Hobbit 2: Back Again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JhuOicPFZY
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