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    LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Last time I checked I wasn't in America.

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    SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    LewieP wrote: »
    Last time I checked I wasn't in America.

    It's still pretty irresponsible to not make any note to North American steam users when you were pimping the discount out, even if the intentions were good.

    Not really an issue considering NA folks aren't supposed to be able to make an account though.

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    CheesecakeRecipeCheesecakeRecipe "Should not be allowed to post in the Steam Thread" - Isorn Squalor Victoria, Squalor Victoria!Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    LewieP wrote: »
    Last time I checked I wasn't in America.

    It's still pretty irresponsible to not make any note to North American steam users when you were pimping the discount out, even if the intentions were good.

    Not really an issue considering NA folks aren't supposed to be able to make an account though.
    LewieP wrote: »
    UK Only


    CIV V

    £2.35

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    LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    LewieP wrote: »
    Last time I checked I wasn't in America.

    It's still pretty irresponsible to not make any note to North American steam users when you were pimping the discount out, even if the intentions were good.

    Not really an issue considering NA folks aren't supposed to be able to make an account though.

    If you can provide me any evidence of any USA people ever having a steam game that came from an EU source banned I will happily agree with you.

    But also bear in mind that I had no idea what the source of the keys was when I posted it anyway, they could have been retail keys, promo keys from the publishers, or keys supplied by some other distributor (which is, it turns out, what they were). All I knew was that the retailer is reputable and reliable.

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    SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Well, if you don't know where the serials are coming from, you can't really know that the retailer is "reputable and reliable", can you?

    For all you know they're selling Asian keys that circumvent the law you mentioned since they weren't bought from a country in the EU, meaning they could very well be banned. Or maybe they're keygen'd, or stolen, or any number of things.

    Unless you think that a company selling keys for a high profile $50 game that's been out for exactly one month for less than the cost of a hamburger is "legit", than rock and roll duder.

    Also, thanks for not only linking to your own website, but using a referral link to the site selling the keys as well. I'm still trying to figure out why the mods let you get away with so much bullshit.

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    Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ...because he's an awesome dude who hooks us up with awesome deals?

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    LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I know they are reputable and reliable because I've used them for years.

    They used to be called SoftUK, and they were a pretty decent online retailer in the UK, with lots of good prices, and good customer service. Then they got bought by Coolshop, which is a big highstreet retailer in Sweden and Denmark, and they rebranded the site to Coolshop.co.uk.

    This is the first time I've seen them sell keys to be used elsewhere, but I would have been incredibly surprised if they had been keygen'd or stolen.

    So would you have preferred if I had not posted that link, so no one here could have potentially got in on the offer? Would that have been better?

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    CentipeedCentipeed Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Frem wrote: »
    Centipeed wrote: »
    Big Isy wrote: »
    Centipeed wrote: »
    Because of my aforementioned older computer, I can't run Batman AA. Is there an older game with a similar play style on the PC? Every once in a while I want to play an action beat-em-up (Or whatever genre you'd call it), and this is one of those times.

    What are your specs?

    AMD 3700, 2GB RAM and a Geforce 9600.

    It can run Source engine games fine, basically, but starts to struggle with engines later than that.

    Edit: I should point out that I'm not particularly infatuated with Devil May Cry.

    Y'know, the system requirements on Steam list a SM3 NVidia 6600 card, which is quite a bit older than your Geforce 9600, isn't it? You might want to grab the demo, crank the graphics settings down a bit, and see how it runs.

    The 9600 is the newest component in the tower, since I had to upgrade my old graphics card when it started - It's the processor that I'm more worried about. Perhaps I'll try the demo, though.

    Also, Lewie, curse you for posting this deal at 3:30am so that everyone ELSE gets to buy Civ 5 for so cheap. Some of us sleep! But I've ordered it, and hopefully they'll honour the order.

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    DrascinDrascin Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    This deal is interesting - I'm in the EU but not UK, though, so they cap me in the kneecaps when going to checkout.

    I guess this is time to lean how this proxy business works, fast.

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    LewieP wrote: »
    I know they are reputable and reliable because I've used them for years.

    They used to be called SoftUK, and they were a pretty decent online retailer in the UK, with lots of good prices, and good customer service. Then they got bought by Coolshop, which is a big highstreet retailer in Sweden and Denmark, and they rebranded the site to Coolshop.co.uk.

    This is the first time I've seen them sell keys to be used elsewhere, but I would have been incredibly surprised if they had been keygen'd or stolen.

    So would you have preferred if I had not posted that link, so no one here could have potentially got in on the offer? Would that have been better?

    They sell MW2 and the new AvP as downloads, so it can't have been the first time they've provided Steam keys.

    I really wish that price wasn't UK only.

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    SilpheedSilpheed Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Monger wrote: »
    IdolNinja wrote: »
    LewieP wrote: »
    You played Dark Messiah yet?

    Dark Messiah of Might and Magic doesn't get anywhere near the love it deserves. It has the best first person hand to hand combat of any game I've ever played. Kicking orcs into spikes and off ledges is pure gaming nirvana.
    I would consider Zeno Clash to be the superior first person melee game, but Dark Messiah is definitely the best that has swords in it. And magic. And hybrid RPG mechanics. And greatness such that everyone should play it at least once.
    I'm just so damn disappointed that Dark Messiah will never get a sequel since it's one of my favourite games. Hell, if the Might and Magic line would have gone down this route I wouldn't have been disappointed. I can only hope that Bethsofts combat code monkeys had a look on this game once it's time for them to produce another Elder Scrolls game.

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    MongerMonger I got the ham stink. Dallas, TXRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Silpheed wrote: »
    Monger wrote: »
    IdolNinja wrote: »
    LewieP wrote: »
    You played Dark Messiah yet?

    Dark Messiah of Might and Magic doesn't get anywhere near the love it deserves. It has the best first person hand to hand combat of any game I've ever played. Kicking orcs into spikes and off ledges is pure gaming nirvana.
    I would consider Zeno Clash to be the superior first person melee game, but Dark Messiah is definitely the best that has swords in it. And magic. And hybrid RPG mechanics. And greatness such that everyone should play it at least once.
    I'm just so damn disappointed that Dark Messiah will never get a sequel since it's one of my favourite games. Hell, if the Might and Magic line would have gone down this route I wouldn't have been disappointed. I can only hope that Bethsofts combat code monkeys had a look on this game once it's time for them to produce another Elder Scrolls game.
    Bethesda has Arkane's designers and id's programmers at their disposal. If the next Elder Scrolls game isn't fuckawesome, I give up on this entire industry.

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    ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'd give up if they continue to use that godawful Oblivion engine when they have ID-fucking-TECH5 in the house.

    Then again, they'll probably find a way to make even that into sluggish-running, crash-happy, buggy POS though. So eh.

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    LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Indeed, I don't know how anyone could own id and not use their engine tech.

    Was it zenimax or id who said that they weren't planning on licensing id tech 5 so they could keep it as a competitive advantage? I think it was Zenimax, and they said that it's only going to be for games that they are publishing.

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    CentipeedCentipeed Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Monger wrote: »
    Silpheed wrote: »
    Monger wrote: »
    IdolNinja wrote: »
    LewieP wrote: »
    You played Dark Messiah yet?

    Dark Messiah of Might and Magic doesn't get anywhere near the love it deserves. It has the best first person hand to hand combat of any game I've ever played. Kicking orcs into spikes and off ledges is pure gaming nirvana.
    I would consider Zeno Clash to be the superior first person melee game, but Dark Messiah is definitely the best that has swords in it. And magic. And hybrid RPG mechanics. And greatness such that everyone should play it at least once.
    I'm just so damn disappointed that Dark Messiah will never get a sequel since it's one of my favourite games. Hell, if the Might and Magic line would have gone down this route I wouldn't have been disappointed. I can only hope that Bethsofts combat code monkeys had a look on this game once it's time for them to produce another Elder Scrolls game.
    Bethesda has Arkane's designers and id's programmers at their disposal. If the next Elder Scrolls game isn't fuckawesome, I give up on this entire industry.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but Bethesda and id are both owned by Zenimax, so I don't believe that Bethesda can just poach programming talent from id simply because they have the same parent company.

    LewieP wrote: »
    Indeed, I don't know how anyone could own id and not use their engine tech.

    Was it zenimax or id who said that they weren't planning on licensing id tech 5 so they could keep it as a competitive advantage? I think it was Zenimax, and they said that it's only going to be for games that they are publishing.

    Also this is lame. If third parties can't use Tech 5, then they'll have to rely on shittier engines that don't have geniuses programming them.

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    LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nuh uh. They just have to ask Zenimax to be their publisher, I think that was the point.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited October 2010
    Retailers are smarting up to the whole digital distribution thing. CDon (big Scandinavian online store) are selling some SteamWorks game (can't remember which one) as a license key only.

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    BiopticBioptic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The Civ 5 thing failed for me too - despite listing it in my purchases, accessing the page with my serial produces a "no serials found" message and a direct download just links to their catalogue index page. They are indeed a legit company, although almost certainly play around with importing to get good prices - my suspiciously cheap retail copy of Mirror's Edge a year ago apparently came from the Russian heartland.

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Retailers are smarting up to the whole digital distribution thing. CDon (big Scandinavian online store) are selling some SteamWorks game (can't remember which one) as a license key only.

    Civ V, I would imagine, based on the tiny print in the product description.

    Also, they've had Assassin's Creed 2 and Just Cause 2 for 9,95 for a few weeks now, but I'm not entirely sure about picking them up because CDon's downloader (also known as right click, save as) is kind of poop.

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    LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Just cause 2 is Steamworks too.

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It doesn't have the fine print, though.

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    CentipeedCentipeed Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Do You Like Whipped Cream? How About Space Sims?

    I had never heard of Project Freedom before yesterday, when I discovered it while browsing the "Less than £4" section on Steam. I bought it, downloaded it, and have played through half of it so far.

    It's the Whipped Cream of Space Sims because it's light, frothy, and sweet.

    It's not particularly amazing: The music is repetitive, the voice acting is terrible, and it doesn't do anything you wouldn't expect.

    But! It's short, good-looking and very simple (Controls are almost entirely mouse-based). There's also a picture-in-picture feature that shows you where your missiles are going, which is totally rockin'™.

    My point is, if you like space sims and like whipped cream, you'll probably like Project Freedom.

    More Free Games!

    Since it's so cheap, I'm having another competition. The last one was too much effort, so hopefully this is slightly easier:

    Draw a picture (Preferably in MS Paint, so that it's terrible) using (one of / a combination of) the following words as inspiration:

    Project, Freedom, Whipped, Cream

    Only one winner, I'll choose once there are ten submissions.

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    subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    You just like having puppets dance for your amusement don't you?

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    TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    How the heck did someone make a space sim without me knowing? Weird.

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    amnesiasoftamnesiasoft Thick Creamy Furry Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Centipeed wrote: »
    Preferably in MS Paint, so that it's terrible
    You obviously don't know some of the people I know.

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    TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Centipeed wrote: »
    Preferably in MS Paint, so that it's terrible
    You obviously don't know some of the people I know.

    He knows me:

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    subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Why is his neck on fire?

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    SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    La Guernica, MSPaint.

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    Jelly JigglerJelly Jiggler Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I call it Abraham Lincoln with a whipped cream tophat and a monocle shooting a terrorist with a ak47 in the name of freedom
    spoilered for h-scroll
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    CentipeedCentipeed Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    subedii wrote: »
    You just like having puppets dance for your amusement don't you?

    Honestly? Yes.

    Also some of the submissions are amusing.

    But it does worry me that people are so unwilling to spend 10 minutes in MS Paint to get a £2.99 game.

    What was it that made the haiku competition so successful? Because it came out of nowhere, and now these competitions are old? Or because it was for a £6.99 game?

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    FremFrem Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    Based on a true story.

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    envoy1envoy1 the old continentRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Worth getting Batman Arkham Asylum on the steam weekend deal? Opinions?

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    darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    envoy1 wrote: »
    Worth getting Batman Arkham Asylum on the steam weekend deal? Opinions?

    Yes and yes.

    Alright let me clarify. It's a mix of openness and exploration from metroid with detective sequences, beat-em-ups, and splinter cell-esque stealth moments where you have to take down a group of thugs. The graphics are great if your computer can run it and many people in this thread have stated they have bought the game multiple times and one hundred percented it on multiple machines because it is that good.

    In short, you play as the goddamn batman. Go get it.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Hey Steam dooders, question:

    I'm looking for a relatively cheap strategy/tactics game that has good depth. Suggestions?

    The three good suggestions have already been made, but to sum it up:

    Men of War if you want multiplayer, and/or RTS
    X-COM if you want squad level tactics
    King's Bounty if you want hex-based strategy RPG

    And we can suggest more stuff I suppose but those are 3 of the best games ever made so they're a good starting point. My YouTube channel is chock full of multiplayer Men of War videos, but if you're interested in single player it's pretty sweet too (but coop is 50x better).
    You = the best.

    And everyone else who has suggested thingies.

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    TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    subedii wrote: »
    Why is his neck on fire?

    That is a medal he was awarded for participating in a war.

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    subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Centipeed wrote: »
    subedii wrote: »
    You just like having puppets dance for your amusement don't you?

    Honestly? Yes.

    Also some of the submissions are amusing.

    But it does worry me that people are so unwilling to spend 10 minutes in MS Paint to get a £2.99 game.

    What was it that made the haiku competition so successful? Because it came out of nowhere, and now these competitions are old? Or because it was for a £6.99 game?

    Eh, it's so cheap that if I wanted it, I'd probably just buy it myself. But since I'm not really interested, entering the competition would be a bit pointless anyway.

    Besides, I've got far too much other stuff that I haven't played / completed yet, and just now Lewie gave me a copy of Borderlands.

    These days the biggest barrier to me buying new titles isn't really the money, it's my freaking back catalogue and a lack of time.

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I guess everyone can now contribute to the translations of Steam. If you only know English, you can help translate Steam to pirate.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Centipeed wrote: »
    subedii wrote: »
    You just like having puppets dance for your amusement don't you?

    Honestly? Yes.

    Also some of the submissions are amusing.

    But it does worry me that people are so unwilling to spend 10 minutes in MS Paint to get a £2.99 game.

    What was it that made the haiku competition so successful? Because it came out of nowhere, and now these competitions are old? Or because it was for a £6.99 game?

    Because haikus rock,
    What are you, fucking stupid?
    I kid, I love you!

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    PaleCommanderPaleCommander Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    Mel Gibson leads his Whipped Cream army against his Pie Oppressors. For FREEEEDOM!

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    TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    This is like, the best way to end the thread. MSPaint monstrosities abound.

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