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MMA X: Captain Guillotine: Fear the man who has practiced one choke 10,000 times

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  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    This fight is great, gonna be interesting to see how this one turns out, but I think we may have FOTN here

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    wooow thiago got lucky slippin out there

    amazing fight
    will watch again

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    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Come on let's see some victory cartwheels here

    =X

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  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Now that's the sort of fight that's interesting to watch even if you know it ends in a decision.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    hahaha diego has totally been watching saving private ryan

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  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Not the worst first round for Kampmann. Good escape, not so many strikes though.

    Edit: I'd, biasedly, give the second to Kampmann. Did the most damage, clearly.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    dumb move by kampmann
    had control with that choke and decided to drag jake on top of him and hand him top position on a silver platter
    lost himself the fight right there

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  • CabezoneCabezone Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    If Shields wins this will be a classic meat blanket win.

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Shields/Kampmann
    Shields is soooooo gassed. This cut was not good for him.

    Split decision? What the fuck judges.

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  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    30-27? Bullshit.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    its ok guys its BROCKTOBER!!!! WOOOOOOOO

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    David_T wrote: »
    30-27? Bullshit.
    30-27 is a fucking joke. I can see 29-28 but fuck you 30-27. Shields really needs to chose a better weight class or start walking around lighter

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    hahaha yesss boo brock, he feeds on that
    that only makes him stronger

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    hahahaha he shoved the cop like a ragdoll

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    hahah i love mustache McMustachesterson over there

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  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I have to say, that is a very nice beard.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    christ, lesnar makes velasquez look like a lhw

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  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    30 fucking 27. WHAT.

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Goldberg "He might be the baddest Viking on the planet"

    And he comes into Enter Sandman, which is a reason why I'm a Brock Lesner fan. Viking beard helps too!

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The final Saw? Promise?


    ....Iiiiits Time? That's your line?

    Goose! on
  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wait, Velasquez wouldn't be the first Mexican heavyweight champion at all, that's an American flag!

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    buffer's voice broke while screaming 'it's tiiime'

    he needs a lozenge

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  • CanadianWolverineCanadianWolverine Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Viking Marauder versus Jaguar Warrior ... heh, this is almost a Deadliest Warrior matchup, only better.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    dammit bruce its velasQWEZ :P

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  • CabezoneCabezone Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    No one of Mexican heritage has ever held a world heavyweight fighting title of any kind. They do this for any heavy Mexican fighting for a title, did it in boxing a few years back.

    They play it up becaue boxing is big in Mexico but they're a small people.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    oh good brock knees

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ohh fuuucckk

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    HOLY FUCING SHITTTT!!!!!!!!!

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Brock totally didn't do anything right there.

    Maybe now he'll actually learn some of that technique stuff.

    Goose! on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    YESSSSSS
    YESSSSSSSS

    YESSSSSSSSSS

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

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  • ReznikReznik Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    YES!!!!!!!


    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

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    Forget it...
  • CampyCampy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Holy fuck! I just did laps around my lounge! Cain decimated him!

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  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    1) WOW!

    2) That seemed early. Also, weird.

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
    Brock got the shit kicked out of him

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    He has Cain down, how does he not try and hold him there? At least, better than he was trying.

    Goose! on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    cain legit outwrestled him, outstruck him, outgassed him

    amazing performance

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  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wowwwwwww.

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  • doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm with Cain.

    I'm willing to bet everything on the line. Everything.

    For an entire month.

    Some one should've taken my bet.

    I had everything planned out.

    BROWN PRIDE, BOOOOYYEEEEE

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  • ReznikReznik Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    FUCK YES CAIN VELASQUEZ!

    That was better than I could have hoped

    Oh my god I am so happy right now

    Brock got DESTROYED

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    Forget it...
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