once a few friends and I went into a toys'r'us just because
and while wandering around amazed at the cool toys kids have these days
this toys'r'us employee skateboards down the aisle, looking like he's having the time of his life
"wow," we say. "this must be the best job ever!"
"no," he says. "this is just my last day and I'm fucking around"
kids will get lost literally dozens of times a day
Not my kid. I told him if he wanders away and gets lost, that bears will find him and eat him. Then mommy and daddy will get lots of money and be happy without him.
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kids will get lost literally dozens of times a day
Coran Attack!
and while wandering around amazed at the cool toys kids have these days
this toys'r'us employee skateboards down the aisle, looking like he's having the time of his life
"wow," we say. "this must be the best job ever!"
"no," he says. "this is just my last day and I'm fucking around"
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
kid took a nasty spill and broke her arm
we exited right as the ambulance was pulling up
I have no real justification. I'm just a pretty terrible person.
Not my kid. I told him if he wanders away and gets lost, that bears will find him and eat him. Then mommy and daddy will get lots of money and be happy without him.
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom