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Beard Science!

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  • joshgotrojoshgotro Deviled Egg The Land of REAL CHILIRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Just super lazy.

    Edit: Now I feel the need to take a decent picture with optimal lighting.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Wow this is a shitty picture. Stupid dark-ass bar.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hey tonks

    What's a fool got to do to hang with you sometime?

    I've got some facial scrub.

    Weaver on
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I shaved mine off for Halloween, but sure as the swallows return to San Juan Capistrano, it will be back in full force by weeks end. And there it shall stay no matter the month. November be damned.

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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This is a photo compilation cataloging my horrendously patchy neckbeard through the month of September.
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    About a week in
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    Three weeks in
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    And after a month all semblance of civilization is gone from my life, I have evolved into a something more organic.

    The power of the patchy neckbeard

    This thing you're doing cannot continue
    It is Novembeard for everyone except for you and that filthy thing on your neck
    For you two it is Novemshaveallthetime

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    When I shaved mine off about three weeks ago due to lack of a beard trimmer, I looked in the mirror and felt like my nick-name should be "baby-face".

    Weaver on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    Hey tonks

    What's a fool got to do to hang with you sometime?

    I've got some facial scrub.

    I gotta stop taking shifts all over the fucking place...

    But I really like money.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Seriously, My beard is getting EPIC this winter.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Seriously, My beard is getting EPIC this winter.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I love that comic.

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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Such an epic comic

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dammit Crwth.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    "Epic" is orders of magnitude less annoying than "fail" and "win" and "FTW"

    #pipe on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Especially since my beard will actually be epic.

    Not some stupid lolomgzepic.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I've been growing my beard for a few weeks now, it's getting long enough to get in the way when I do up my tie before work. I think I could store coins in it, little ones. But I want it bigger.

    Ashcroft on
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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    We talking about facial hair?

    Who does that?

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    a few more days and I'm going to have to trim back the 'stache hairs so as they don't poke my upper lip so much

    Weaver on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    We talking about facial hair?

    Who does that?

    Men

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    my dad called me fidel castro today

    which was the second time in three days somebody has called me that

    currently what i'm working with
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    Dead Legend on
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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    a few more days and I'm going to have to trim back the 'stache hairs so as they don't poke my upper lip so much

    Man I love when my mustache hair gets that long. Gets me some precious face gum, something to chew on when I'm bored.

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

    exist on
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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    also you look like a cool ass motherfucker DL

    exist on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I like how DL always squints in his pics so as you can't tell he only has the one eye.

    Weaver on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    DL always reminds me of this guy [Agun Soric]

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    As an old, charismatic Vervunhive smeltery output-leader, he ended up leading a guerrilla scratch company against the Zoican invaders. He lost an eye and through injury became lame during the war in Vervunhive but regarded the injury as a badge of pride. After joining Tanith First, he was still seen as a sort of totem for the Verghastite half of the regiment. He was effectively the Verghastites' version of Colm Corbec, and like the Tanith officer, Soric was universally liked and respected. His great-grandmother had been a witch, and as a seventh son of a seventh son, Soric was destined to share this talent. He never showed any psychic powers until Phantine, where he saved Corbec's life by simply 'knowing' that he had a blood poisoning. Since then, he started receiving messages, apparently written by himself, which told him critical information from the battlefield as well as events that would happen in the future.

    Despite being instrumental in winning on Herodor, he was taken away by the black ships after the battle. When taken by the Black Ships, Soric was a confirmed Beta-Level Psyker. His last action was slipping a note to Commissar Hark which read, "Help me." Since Soric's departure Gaunt has been plagued by dreams of a familiar, screaming voice that he knew but could not recognise. Soric returns in 'Only in Death' as a 'Sanctioned' (psyker). Soric is a physical wreck, having been altered to help improve his Psychic abilities (including having his ears cropped off and replaced with psy-augmenters and having his 1 remaining eye sewn shut). He is inadvertently responsible for the "hauntings" the Ghosts had been experiencing, as he was attempting to contact them. It is here where he informs Commissar Hark that Gaunt is a prisoner, not dead. He asks for Hark to kill him which he does (telling him to make it 'Commissar style' so Hark would not be brought up on charges).

    Weaver on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    you honor me, weaver

    but i can tell you why i was squinting...and that's because i'd been drinking for 9 hours

    also thanks exist

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    squintiness also increases with bigger smiles

    Dead Legend on
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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    got me some sideburns


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    hootie hoo!


    edit: fuckin awful webcam photo. they're much thicker and more luxurious than they appear to be.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i guess i could grow me some facial hair

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    fuck yeah, official movember app

    edit: oh. it may or may not be horribly broken

    edit edit: it's pretty damn swish, at least for progress pics and sharing donation links

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    before I go to sleep and while I am still a bit loopy
    i will say here
    that I have a huge boner for beards and scruffs, goodthread, bestthread.


    edit: oh my god I so did not want that to be totp

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Day two and things are already shaping up pretty good:
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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Here is my nasty mustache on day 30 from last year:
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    I don't think I am doing it this year.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Joe, my bro in law rocks that mustache all year round

    but hes a firefighter so its 10x as awesome

    i havent shaved since October 14th, dont plan on shaving until my birthday in march

    i am gonna look horrible

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Well as a fireman, he is aloud to rock any facial hair that he wants.

    I was very proud until one of my friends asked if I was selling blow jobs at the local truck stop.

    I was, but that had nothing to do with the mustache.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2010
    Wombat!! wrote: »
    I'll do what I do every November: not shave for a week, then look in the mirror at 6 in the morning, get scared at the skreegly sight that is myself, and shave faster than I ever have in my life.

    yeah this is me

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Joe, my bro in law rocks that mustache all year round

    but hes a firefighter so its 10x as awesome

    i havent shaved since October 14th, dont plan on shaving until my birthday in march

    i am gonna look horrible

    i'm so proud of you

    also, to clarify, i am keeping my beard until january so that i don't lose my face at lambeau.

    Dead Legend on
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    youre going to lambeau?!?!?

    you lucky mofo

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  • risumonrisumon Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This is the amazing xmas card I got done at work after day 40 or so of mustaches for kids.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    that is fantastic.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I love it.

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