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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm a programmer.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm a programmer.

    I'm a progamer.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Sarks self-publish the book and get skippy to convince people that it's an underground hit by manipulating the social networks.

    At the very least I could easily publish it as an eBook. That's been made pretty easy recently.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm a pogromer

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'm a programmer.

    I'm a progamer.

    I'm a Pro Game Hunter.

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm a programmer.

    I was making a joke, calling back to Skippy musing on whether or not schoolteachers get shot often.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'm a programmer.

    I'm a progamer.
    You've been waiting to use that one for awhile, haven't you? :P

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Sarks self-publish the book and get skippy to convince people that it's an underground hit by manipulating the social networks.

    At the very least I could easily publish it as an eBook. That's been made pretty easy recently.

    Usually if you do that there is an option to make it available print-on-demand.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'm a programmer.

    I'm a progamer.

    I'm a Pro Game Hunter.

    I'm a Big Game Hunter.

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Sarks self-publish the book and get skippy to convince people that it's an underground hit by manipulating the social networks.

    At the very least I could easily publish it as an eBook. That's been made pretty easy recently.

    that's what I was saying

    c'mon sarks give me a real reason to get a kindle

    self publish that badboy

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This Jon Stewart and Chris Wallace interview is amazing

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Inquisitor would you not buy my shitty book.

    It would mean the world to me.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'm a programmer.

    I'm a progamer.

    I'm a Pro Game Hunter.

    I'm a Big Game Hunter.

    I'm a Big Ga-- I don't want to play this anymore.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'm a programmer.

    I'm a progamer.
    You've been waiting to use that one for awhile, haven't you? :P

    Man, I'm not gonna lie but when I first started reading about SC's competitive scene and stuff I kept read progamer and programmer and kept wondering why they called the top SC players programmers and thought it was some translation thing.

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'm a programmer.

    I'm a progamer.

    I'm a Pro Game Hunter.

    I'm a Big Game Hunter.

    So that's what you're doing in my pants.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Man, this is terrible. I've only been working for 2 and a half hours and I'm already shot. How the hell am I supposed to get anything done like this?

    Red Bull*.

    *
    Cocaine

    Dollar-for-dollar, I'd still prefer Red Bull.

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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    First time I heard 'Sir Mixes A Lot', I wasn't sure what that man was saying. Chelsea pointed out some sort of urban dictionary to find out what "sprung" meant in the context of his lyrics. That man's a poet. A poet and a hero.

    Amazing.
    It's Bill Clinton.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm a poemer.

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'm a programmer.

    I'm a progamer.

    I'm a Pro Game Hunter.

    I'm a Big Game Hunter.

    This is going to turn into an icp thing isn't it

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor would you not buy my shitty book.

    It would mean the world to me.

    I am going to buy the book and it will make you think you failed because you wrote something someone liked and then you will write shittier and shittier books and then hit the shit-gularity and publish the worst book ever written and you will be famous

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I won't get an e-reader because if I'm reading on the can and I run out of TP I won't be able to wipe

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor would you not buy my shitty book.

    It would mean the world to me.

    It sounds like interstitial fiction gone horribly awfully wrong.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    wrote:
    First time I heard 'Sir Mixes A Lot', I wasn't sure what that man was saying. Chelsea pointed out some sort of urban dictionary to find out what "sprung" meant in the context of his lyrics. That man's a poet. A poet and a hero.

    Amazing.
    It's Bill Clinton.

    why didn't we give this man three more terms

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Sarks self-publish the book and get skippy to convince people that it's an underground hit by manipulating the social networks.

    At the very least I could easily publish it as an eBook. That's been made pretty easy recently.

    Usually if you do that there is an option to make it available print-on-demand.

    I can't imagine that that's ever worth it, though, as how many people will shell out the cash to read a stranger's self-published book?

    Seems to me that you'd be better off making it free, trying to get as many people to read it as possible, and hope that that somehow leads to another opportunity.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    No one got my SC1 reference. :(

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor would you not buy my shitty book.

    It would mean the world to me.

    I am going to buy the book and it will make you think you failed because you wrote something someone liked and then you will write shittier and shittier books and then hit the shit-gularity and publish the worst book ever written and you will be famous

    But Stephanie Meyer has already done this. And made movies!

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    I won't get an e-reader because if I'm reading on the can and I run out of TP I won't be able to wipe

    sure you could, but things will get pretty awkward later when you're reading on the airplane

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    I won't get an e-reader because if I'm reading on the can and I run out of TP I won't be able to wipe

    or will you?

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor would you not buy my shitty book.

    It would mean the world to me.

    It sounds like interstitial fiction gone horribly awfully wrong.

    That sounds great.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor would you not buy my shitty book.

    It would mean the world to me.

    It sounds like interstitial fiction gone horribly awfully wrong.

    That sounds great.

    exactly

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarksus, don't look now, but you're a hipster.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Sarks self-publish the book and get skippy to convince people that it's an underground hit by manipulating the social networks.

    At the very least I could easily publish it as an eBook. That's been made pretty easy recently.

    Usually if you do that there is an option to make it available print-on-demand.

    I can't imagine that that's ever worth it, though, as how many people will shell out the cash to read a stranger's self-published book?

    Seems to me that you'd be better off making it free, trying to get as many people to read it as possible, and hope that that somehow leads to another opportunity.

    Convince wankers to buy it ironically.

    There is no limit to the stupid shit wankers can be convinced to do by viral marketing.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Saw my first Miss Fortune last night. She was a lvl 26 carrying her lvl 4 friend, so the game put them in the mid teens where I am. Over all seems a pretty good hero, the ult can be terrifying. Its hard to tell though because the guy playing had a serious case of the overconfidents. One crazy turret diving mother fucker. He raged like mad when I, as twitch, wouldnt turret dive the base to get one guy who was at 50%.

    Almost made up for his friend who wanted to tank but took Kayle over Amumu or Gargas.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    I want to marry every word Sarks have ever written


    especially these in particular:

    Sarksus wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Food for thought: was "Luke, I am your father" the first "I fucked ur mom" joke?

    no

    for did not moses say, "verily, I did lay with thine mother"?

    Star Wars took place before God shat out Adam and Eve.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarksus, don't look now, but you're a hipster.

    *wink and double thumbs up*

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I won't get an e-reader because if I'm reading on the can and I run out of TP I won't be able to wipe

    sure you could, but things will get pretty awkward later when you're reading on the airplane

    sometimes i wonder why we stopped using our hands

    sure would be a lot easier on our plumbing

    and i mean we do have soap you know

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Eddy, I'm sure you get this all the time, but: why publishing? Isn't that market fairly certain to experience negative growth until it dies?

    Ideally I want to become an editor. regardless of what happens to the houses, I think whatever new market emerges will still need editors.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Okay I am going to math now.

    Once I've written more I'll join the tracker so you can watch the shit pile up into a giant tyrannosaurus pile full of bones and people's cellphones.

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Saw my first Miss Fortune last night. She was a lvl 26 carrying her lvl 4 friend, so the game put them in the mid teens where I am. Over all seems a pretty good hero, the ult can be terrifying. Its hard to tell though because the guy playing had a serious case of the overconfidents. One crazy turret diving mother fucker. He raged like mad when I, as twitch, wouldnt turret dive the base to get one guy who was at 50%.

    Almost made up for his friend who wanted to tank but took Kayle over Amumu or Gargas.

    Miss Fortune is another one of those champs like Ashe or Warwick who are perfectly good champs but seem to attract a disproportionately high number of idiots.

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Gooey wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I won't get an e-reader because if I'm reading on the can and I run out of TP I won't be able to wipe

    sure you could, but things will get pretty awkward later when you're reading on the airplane

    sometimes i wonder why we stopped using our hands

    sure would be a lot easier on our plumbing

    and i mean we do have soap you know

    While you might be able to scrub out the bacteria, I'm thinking the smell would end up sticking around.

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