so I had such a bad coughing fit while I was driving this afternoon that I threw up in my mouth
had to wait ten minutes till I could pull over on an off ramp and unload it
Man I hate that, I had that happen when I was out running and while I was able to throw up, I wasn't able to wash my mouth out for a mile, so I had to run with rancid puke taste for a mile.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Nancy Pelosi really needs to go away. The democrats would do good to shut her up.
Disagree totally. She did a good job getting legislation through the House, and she didn't cave to Republicans.
everything the senate couldn't pass, the house did pass thanks in part to pelosi. but she's a smart woman that doesn't have huge tits so the republicans like to try and get everyone to hate her.
Assault is basically when you have an imminent (and reasonable) fear of harm. Battery is unwanted contact. I don't know if sexual assault follows the normal definition of assault or not. They usually go together because you have a fear of harm right before someone batteries you.
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so I had such a bad coughing fit while I was driving this afternoon that I threw up in my mouth
had to wait ten minutes till I could pull over on an off ramp and unload it
Do your windows not roll down?
man how would that work? It's not like spitting, I would have to lean far enough out to just open my mouth like BWAAAAAAUUU and let it fall onto the freeway while hoping it doesn't blow back onto my car.
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Nancy Pelosi is pretty much the only Democrat getting anything done in Congress.
I mean, because Grayson, who got voted out in the election.
Nancy Pelosi really needs to go away. The democrats would do good to shut her up.
Disagree totally. She did a good job getting legislation through the House, and she didn't cave to Republicans.
everything the senate couldn't pass, the house did pass thanks in part to pelosi. but she's a smart woman that doesn't have huge tits so the republicans like to try and get everyone to hate her.
Nothing brings out their hate more then she does. Jesus good lord their vitriolic attacks on her that have nothing to do with policy really makes me hate humanity.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Also one time I met a girl at a bar and we went back to my place
I was taking her home the next morning and she had me pull over so she could open the door and puke
That was fucking weird
And no I didn't take advantage of her drunkenness in that way
Still made me feel kinda shitty though
But then she ended up liking me and we hung out a few times after that so I felt better
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I like to use Papyrus for my presentations. It demonstrates unprofessionalism and bad taste even more so than Comic Sans and really gets the point across that I am awful.
Nancy Pelosi really needs to go away. The democrats would do good to shut her up.
Disagree totally. She did a good job getting legislation through the House, and she didn't cave to Republicans.
everything the senate couldn't pass, the house did pass thanks in part to pelosi. but she's a smart woman that doesn't have huge tits so the republicans like to try and get everyone to hate her.
Nothing brings out their hate more then she does. Jesus good lord their vitriolic attacks on her that have nothing to do with policy really makes me hate humanity.
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ohhhh shit
put back jam
whenever i throw up into my mouth i just swallow it
One time I was incredibly wasted and making out with an unattractive lady
I pulled away for a minute and threw up a little bit in my mouth
I told her this and apologized but for some reason my drunken self was confused as to why she didn't want to make out anymore afterwards
That was an interesting night
Man I hate that, I had that happen when I was out running and while I was able to throw up, I wasn't able to wash my mouth out for a mile, so I had to run with rancid puke taste for a mile.
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Really I'm not sure why I didn't check it out sooner
I'm sorry variable, I feel I have been neglecting you all this time
Should have told her you do windows, it would have been all right.
And that lady had an adams apple man.
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how the hell does one hold vomit in one's mouth for 10 minutes
I would think that such an act would induce more vomit, and render thee unto overflowing vomitness over your windshield
it's okay
we all do what we can
This is one of my greatest fears.
Hey at this rate I will still be able to use that line next year :P
Because its Comic Sans, or a near variant of it.
Which should be criminal.
Jacob has a hell of a gag reflex, one time he deep throated peter north and sang the national anthem at the same time!
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everything the senate couldn't pass, the house did pass thanks in part to pelosi. but she's a smart woman that doesn't have huge tits so the republicans like to try and get everyone to hate her.
Well I'm sure with Mori you won't need a line.
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man how would that work? It's not like spitting, I would have to lean far enough out to just open my mouth like BWAAAAAAUUU and let it fall onto the freeway while hoping it doesn't blow back onto my car.
I mean, because Grayson, who got voted out in the election.
Yeah with him you need more of a chain
yeah this is something I don't get
you don't have to explain it to me tough I'm fine with not understanding
I'm building an application where all the text uses Comic Sans. It feels so fucking weird doing this for work.
Nothing brings out their hate more then she does. Jesus good lord their vitriolic attacks on her that have nothing to do with policy really makes me hate humanity.
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I won't lie, I almost lost it a couple times! The trick is to breathe very carefully and deliberately in and out through your nose.
Because god knows when I want a good legislator its all about her looks, especially one whos 70.
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I was taking her home the next morning and she had me pull over so she could open the door and puke
That was fucking weird
And no I didn't take advantage of her drunkenness in that way
Still made me feel kinda shitty though
But then she ended up liking me and we hung out a few times after that so I felt better
I've heard people claim she got botox, but I've never found any evidence for that besides far-right blogs.
Ha, so apparently, a good number of republicans want to repeal the 17th amendment.
Man don't you know, once they bend over to puke thats prime doggy style action. Hell the puke vaccum makes them tight as a drum down there.
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wait she's 70? Take that back.
Total hottie.
For 70.
The democrats need to be like she's 70 bitches!
i was having a great day until i came into chat and read:
1) Donkey Kong's Moth attack.
2) Jacobkosh's fucking coughing vomit that he had to hold in his mouth for 10 minutes.
now i don't know whether i want to gag or cry
So that there wasn't any chance he would play Brawl.