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[SIGNUPS OPEN] The Zodiac Phalla Story

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    He sent out the vanilla PMs first, You're a special!

    Gah, really? There's an order to these things?

    Now I feel dumb for talking. If that's even how it works.

    If I die the first night of my first phalla well....

    Damn.



    Heh no, just messing with ya.

    Last Son on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    He sent out the vanilla PMs first, You're a special!

    I !vote Inquisitor!

    Or else, he sent out the special PMs first and you're a special!

    t Inquisitor: He's just screwing with you, man.

    I'm so new...

    be...be gentle.

    Inquisitor on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Last Son should post in poetry again.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Cause that went so well for him last time. :lol:

    Inquisitor on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    He sent out the vanilla PMs first, You're a special!

    I !vote Inquisitor!

    Or else, he sent out the special PMs first and you're a special!

    t Inquisitor: He's just screwing with you, man.

    I'm so new...

    be...be gentle.
    :winky:

    TehSpectre on
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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I got my PM as soon as I signed up. It's below.
    You win.

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Srsly, forcing everything I wanted to say into Haiku was a pain in the ass anyway.

    Last Son on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    Srsly, forcing everything I wanted to say into Haiku was a pain in the ass anyway.
    Hey, I can't help it if I thought it was suspicious! Comeon....you had to know it was coming.

    TehSpectre on
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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    All the PMs are now out!

    I will post the initial commentary Saturday night at 11:59 EST, but voting for the first night will not end until Monday. Every other night shall proceed as normal.

    Something to note, I might have accidentally mixed up the princes in some of them. If you have something odd, like "dur hur I am on Larg's side but my condition is to kill everyone allied with Larg" trust the underlined section of your PM saying something like "YOU ARE ON THIS SIDE". I at least doublechecked those >_>

    Either way, you can always PM me to clarify.

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    Srsly, forcing everything I wanted to say into Haiku was a pain in the ass anyway.
    Hey, I can't help it if I thought it was suspicious! Comeon....you had to know it was coming.

    I knew someone would kill me eventually, I was just hoping it wasn't on the first day.

    Last Son on
  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    Srsly, forcing everything I wanted to say into Haiku was a pain in the ass anyway.
    Hey, I can't help it if I thought it was suspicious! Comeon....you had to know it was coming.

    I knew someone would kill me eventually, I was just hoping it wasn't on the first day.

    Wait, why were you forced to speak in Haiku? I wasn't paying too much attention to the last phalla.

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I wasn't "forced" to, I just decided I'd post the entire game in poetry.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ..and thus you died.

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yes well the plan kind of backfired, live and learn I suppose.

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Let's see if he does it again? :P

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Well you do have ultimate power, Mr Bunny sir.

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    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I don't recall any of the character's from FFT speaking in Haiku.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    We got a really bad translation over here....

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  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Now now, let's not resort to violence. There must be another way we can deal with this.

    Ardor on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Says the guy with the gun...

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  • GnastyGnasty Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    'sup y'all?

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    'sup y'all?
    New day, new cute avatar.

    TehSpectre on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    He's different and wrong! Kill him!

    DevoutlyApathetic on
    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Gnasty wrote: »
    'sup y'all?
    New day, new cute avatar.
    Yup. I waited to change it until my Phalla ended. I was getting bored of the puppy in the chair.

    You guys are all facing the wrong way, btw.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Huh.

    I better go clean out my PMs. >_>

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  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Remember this neat game, I think it was mole phalla? Where we found our first bad guy by killing the guy with the cute avatar.

    I think you know where I'm going with this.

    Ardor on
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Remember this neat game, I think it was mole phalla? Where we found our first bad guy by killing the guy with the cute avatar.

    I think you know where I'm going with this.
    AHHH.

    Everyone guard me, quickly! ARDOR IS AFTER ME.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Gnasty wrote: »
    'sup y'all?
    New day, new cute avatar.
    Yup. I waited to change it until my Phalla ended. I was getting bored of the puppy in the chair.

    You guys are all facing the wrong way, btw.

    We've all turned our backs on you, we can't bare to watch the violence that is about to occur.

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    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
  • tuxkamentuxkamen really took this picture. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    Yes well the plan kind of backfired, live and learn I suppose.

    I learned another lesson too.

    I learned that a one-inch-deep gopher moat won't contain a bear. :/

    ...oh. I'm sorry. I already knew that.

    That's your lesson.

    tuxkamen on

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    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Because Phalla is never complete without a first round reveal(pre-first round, in this case), I have a special secret role:
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    You are an Archer fighting for


    At any time of your choosing, you may use your special ability, Charge. Four rounds after you have specified a target, the victim will be felled by an arrow if the execution votes he receives equal or surpass 75% of the votes for the day's leader. Using this power again, or voting, or doing anything useful between specifying a target and the skill's activation nullifies the order. Sorry, you don't even get any battle quotes.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Because Phalla is never complete without a first round reveal(pre-first round, in this case), I have a special secret role:
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    You are an Archer fighting for


    At any time of your choosing, you may use your special ability, Charge. Four rounds after you have specified a target, the victim will be felled by an arrow if the execution votes he receives equal or surpass 75% of the votes for the day's leader. Using this power again, or voting, or doing anything useful between specifying a target and the skill's activation nullifies the order. Sorry, you don't even get any battle quotes.
    Hahah, at least, WARK, that's more useful than a chocobo.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You realize, if that role is real, the other archer now knows you are not on his side.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    thorgot wrote: »
    You realize, if that role is real, the other archer now knows you are not on his side.

    Have you played FFT? He pretty clearly is referring to the fairly useless Archer powers in that game. (The useless power being Charge, not archer in general.)

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    thorgot wrote: »
    You realize, if that role is real, the other archer now knows you are not on his side.

    Have you played FFT? He pretty clearly is referring to the fairly useless Archer powers in that game. (The useless power being Charge, not archer in general.)
    Archer + Time Mage = death. Charge + Ninja + Time Mage = Ultra death.

    Charge wasn't useless. I found it was horribly awesome once I got it on Ramza and had someone stopped, for him to do a big charge and 1 shot people all over the place.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I don't think you really needed charge for that. If you've got near unlimited time there are plenty of ways to rape somebody in FFT.

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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Mmm, tweaked my avatar a little bit. Looks better now.
    thorgot wrote: »
    You realize, if that role is real, the other archer now knows you are not on his side.

    Actually, logically if there were archers on each side, they couldn't tell what side Frosteey is campaigning for. Maybe we should just kill him anyways to make sure? ;-)

    This is gonna be a bit harder than Aroduc's RoTK game, since without an election mechanic faction alignments are going to be he harder to figure out early on - it'll take a while for both sides to get a network rolling. In addition, what will the third faction with the Holy Stones bring to the table exactly? Looking forward to the next few days.

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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    There is an election mechanic.

    As far as I understand it, we nobles vote for someone to die each night. Everyone is operating under two motives - they want their side to win, as well as kill the Zodiac Braves.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    Mmm, tweaked my avatar a little bit. Looks better now.

    It does. Stupid people with image editing skills.
    In addition, what will the third faction with the Holy Stones bring to the table exactly?

    Random Guess: Death. Lots and lots and lots of death.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Mazlo wrote:
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    :^:

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    Mmm, tweaked my avatar a little bit. Looks better now.
    thorgot wrote: »
    You realize, if that role is real, the other archer now knows you are not on his side.

    Actually, logically if there were archers on each side, they couldn't tell what side Frosteey is campaigning for. Maybe we should just kill him anyways to make sure? ;-)

    I believe he means that the other archer(if the role is real, which I doubt) would know now frosteey is not on his side since all the other roles have 1 per side.

    Last Son on
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