man i feel like i have been basically living at my boy's place
I think he may get tired of this iranian takeover of his space
not if you walk around shirtless
Actually not as cool if you have another male roommate, because then you have that awkward "Damn I just saw my roommates girls tits and this just got a whole lot more awkward."
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
but for some reason I feel like you are speaking from experience...
Roommate in College had a girlfriend that basically became live in. Outside of the awkward "Oh I've seen this woman naked on accident multiple times. I had to hear them have sex, and I could never ever be myself because when he wasn't there, she was. It was fucking awful.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Do we have a thread for optout day? If not I want to make one.
A thread for opting out of what exactly Not Chuck?
Everyone is bitching about the x-ray scanners and how if you refuse you might get groped by a TSA agent, so on November 24 they want anyone flying to opt out of the scanner and get a patdown in full public.
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Two of my friends from different social circles are really into eachother, but they're both socially retarded with the opposite sex so they won't just go and ask eachother out or go hang out like normal people. A friend of mine who I've not seen in a while arranged a night out for tomorrow, but also decided to be match maker and have these two hang out tomorrow.
Basically, it'll be me, Cupid and the two socially retarded idiots having drinks and playing pool till I can come up with a good enough excuse to bail.
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but for some reason I feel like you are speaking from experience...
Roommate in College had a girlfriend that basically became live in. Outside of the awkward "Oh I've seen this woman naked on accident multiple times. I had to hear them have sex, and I could never ever be myself because when he wasn't there, she was. It was fucking awful.
Everyone is bitching about the x-ray scanners and how if you refuse you might get groped by a TSA agent, so on November 24 they want anyone flying to opt out of the scanner and get a patdown in full public.
Bonus points for winking and blowing a kiss at the TSA goons after they've gone to second base on you.
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I cannot remember - some friends and I picked up 3 or 4 different cheeses for a wine & cheese night, two of which were amazingly pungent, but now 2 weeks later I cannot remember which was and which wasn't. I blame the wine
Clearly you will have to get it again. Poor you.
I will force myself down to the shop
It'll be hard, but you can do it. I believe in you.
Two of my friends from different social circles are really into eachother, but they're both socially retarded with the opposite sex so they won't just go and ask eachother out or go hang out like normal people. A friend of mine who I've not seen in a while arranged a night out for tomorrow, but also decided to be match maker and have these two hang out tomorrow.
Basically, it'll be me, Cupid and the two socially retarded idiots having drinks and playing pool till I can come up with a good enough excuse to bail.
You and Cupid should hang out with them for like 5 minutes, and then at the same time go "Well you two enjoy your date" and both leave.
Everyone is bitching about the x-ray scanners and how if you refuse you might get groped by a TSA agent, so on November 24 they want anyone flying to opt out of the scanner and get a patdown in full public.
Bonus points for winking and blowing a kiss at the TSA goons after they've gone to second base on you.
it's not like most of them enjoy it, man, there's no need to make it hard on them
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Everyone is bitching about the x-ray scanners and how if you refuse you might get groped by a TSA agent, so on November 24 they want anyone flying to opt out of the scanner and get a patdown in full public.
Bonus points for winking and blowing a kiss at the TSA goons after they've gone to second base on you.
I like the soundbyte where the TSA guy says what the procedure is, and they dude listens politely, and then says.. "okay but if you touch my junk I'm calling the police..." so they pull a supervisor out and I think the guy misses his flight, not sure about the last part though.
but for some reason I feel like you are speaking from experience...
Roommate in College had a girlfriend that basically became live in. Outside of the awkward "Oh I've seen this woman naked on accident multiple times. I had to hear them have sex, and I could never ever be myself because when he wasn't there, she was. It was fucking awful.
yeah that sounds fucking annoying
and pretty disrespectful from both of them
What was funny is he was worried his girlfriend would leave him because her and I shared more in common with pop culture (liked the same kind of movies/tv shows) little did he know how much I despised this woman. She had a lot of really obnoxious traits that made me breathe a sigh of relief when they broke a condom and she got pregnant and he had to move out.
Also their behavior meant my sympathy for his dysentary wasn't genuine.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
not much. slacking at work, hanging in [chat], waiting for monday night football. how's things with you?
Can't complain. Just got done with my 4 day weekend so even though I'm back to work at least I got some fun in. Also half of my job is browsing the forums anyway.
And yeah, anytime I see someone that I recognize from elsewhere on the forums (in this case Phallas) post in [chat] I have to say sup. Pull up a seat, stay a while, etc.
Two of my friends from different social circles are really into eachother, but they're both socially retarded with the opposite sex so they won't just go and ask eachother out or go hang out like normal people. A friend of mine who I've not seen in a while arranged a night out for tomorrow, but also decided to be match maker and have these two hang out tomorrow.
Basically, it'll be me, Cupid and the two socially retarded idiots having drinks and playing pool till I can come up with a good enough excuse to bail.
You and Cupid should hang out with them for like 5 minutes, and then at the same time go "Well you two enjoy your date" and both leave.
Cupid wants to play chaperone. He really doesn't want to leave...
I would have way less of a problem with the invasive TSA searches if they would hire more hot guys and less fat slobs.
How do you think the TSA people feel, patting down saggy old potential terrorists and blubbery suspected hijackers and really really hoping they left their cell phone in their pocket and that's really not what everyone knows it is
a penis
it is a penis
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Deal. How much do I owe you?
Just uh...
Just let me keep the blood.
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I think I need to be alone for a moment.
I'm pregnant.
And you're the father.
not if you walk around shirtless
sup
I already did this Arc with Nocturne DC, god can't you at least wait till its in book form before you rip it off!
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what
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Actually not as cool if you have another male roommate, because then you have that awkward "Damn I just saw my roommates girls tits and this just got a whole lot more awkward."
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catherine the great's horse = best form for what-his-name, Dr. Orpheus's hellish master
but for some reason I feel like you are speaking from experience...
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A thread for opting out of what exactly Not Chuck?
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Roommate in College had a girlfriend that basically became live in. Outside of the awkward "Oh I've seen this woman naked on accident multiple times. I had to hear them have sex, and I could never ever be myself because when he wasn't there, she was. It was fucking awful.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Everyone is bitching about the x-ray scanners and how if you refuse you might get groped by a TSA agent, so on November 24 they want anyone flying to opt out of the scanner and get a patdown in full public.
Two of my friends from different social circles are really into eachother, but they're both socially retarded with the opposite sex so they won't just go and ask eachother out or go hang out like normal people. A friend of mine who I've not seen in a while arranged a night out for tomorrow, but also decided to be match maker and have these two hang out tomorrow.
Basically, it'll be me, Cupid and the two socially retarded idiots having drinks and playing pool till I can come up with a good enough excuse to bail.
yeah that sounds fucking annoying
and pretty disrespectful from both of them
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Bonus points for winking and blowing a kiss at the TSA goons after they've gone to second base on you.
It'll be hard, but you can do it. I believe in you.
I still haven't had halloumi. I need to rectify this.
Now I'm down for a nap. Just can't stay awake anymore. Gonna leave a note for Dyr to wake me up when he gets home so I don't fuck my schedule again.
Be good to each other, cheese[chat].
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You and Cupid should hang out with them for like 5 minutes, and then at the same time go "Well you two enjoy your date" and both leave.
not much. slacking at work, hanging in [chat], waiting for monday night football. how's things with you?
it's not like most of them enjoy it, man, there's no need to make it hard on them
I like the soundbyte where the TSA guy says what the procedure is, and they dude listens politely, and then says.. "okay but if you touch my junk I'm calling the police..." so they pull a supervisor out and I think the guy misses his flight, not sure about the last part though.
What was funny is he was worried his girlfriend would leave him because her and I shared more in common with pop culture (liked the same kind of movies/tv shows) little did he know how much I despised this woman. She had a lot of really obnoxious traits that made me breathe a sigh of relief when they broke a condom and she got pregnant and he had to move out.
Also their behavior meant my sympathy for his dysentary wasn't genuine.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Can't complain. Just got done with my 4 day weekend so even though I'm back to work at least I got some fun in. Also half of my job is browsing the forums anyway.
And yeah, anytime I see someone that I recognize from elsewhere on the forums (in this case Phallas) post in [chat] I have to say sup. Pull up a seat, stay a while, etc.
Surely the terrorists will never figure out that's the place to hide their shit.
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How much PETN could a potential terrorist hide inside his body? Enough to make this an obvious exercise in bullshit security theater?
Cupid wants to play chaperone. He really doesn't want to leave...
It's like she came onto Jon's show... he's practically interviewing her.
How do you think the TSA people feel, patting down saggy old potential terrorists and blubbery suspected hijackers and really really hoping they left their cell phone in their pocket and that's really not what everyone knows it is
it is a penis
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that just means we're all screwed because it's not a full cavity search
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