Whether or not they have access to the security area, if we're putting "does not want to be porn-scanned" into the "suspicious behaviour" category, it seems like it would be poor judgement to just let them wander around.
Poor judgment: "We're confiscating your liquids in case they're explosive. Now we're throwing them all here in this bin behind me."
Protip: You can carry more than 3oz of saline solution because its for "medical purposes" or something. I read an article a few days ago where a journalist went through security many times to see what he could get away with. At one point he brought TWO full sized saline solution bottles and when the security guy asked him why he had two he responded with "one for each eye". He was let through with them.
o_O
CommunistCow on
No, I am not really communist. Yes, it is weird that I use this name.
I don't get the hate for TSA employees honestly. The ones I've dealt with were way more decent to me than the typical airline employee has ever been.
Says the white male or so I'm assuming.
On the other hand I did shut down security at Gatwick for about 45+ minutes because the friken x-ray people can't tell the difference between a cd player+batteries+curly headphone cord and a bomb.
Oh right I forgot, the experiences of white men are irrelevant.
I get where you're coming from, but when the matter is "why do TSA employees have a bad reputation" then ethnicity is a factor.
I'm sure the TSA employees are nice people in real life, but I'm really getting tired of being pulled out of line for "special treatment" every time I need to travel.
In the EU they are very keen on the idea of refusing to let anyone that refuses to go through the porn scanner on to their flight, and providing no option to be searched instead.
Which is a bit odd, because I don't seriously believe that they won't search someone that refuses to go through the scanner, given that they're treating that refusal as suspicious. Then the problem becomes, if you've searched them anyway and know they're not a threat, why not let them on the flight?
They won't bother searching someone and just deny them entry to the security area?
Whether or not they have access to the security area, if we're putting "does not want to be porn-scanned" into the "suspicious behaviour" category, it seems like it would be poor judgement to just let them wander around.
Just because they've denied the pornoscanner does not give the security people permission to bodily search the person as long as they don't wish to/try to attempt to enter the security area. This is incredibly important, just as a civil rights thing.
Refusing to be porno scanned would only ever come up in the context of trying to enter the security area. I don't understand what you're getting at here.
I don't get the hate for TSA employees honestly. The ones I've dealt with were way more decent to me than the typical airline employee has ever been.
Says the white male or so I'm assuming.
On the other hand I did shut down security at Gatwick for about 45+ minutes because the friken x-ray people can't tell the difference between a cd player+batteries+curly headphone cord and a bomb.
Oh right I forgot, the experiences of white men are irrelevant.
I get where you're coming from, but when the matter is "why do TSA employees have a bad reputation" then ethnicity is a factor.
I'm sure the TSA employees are nice people in real life, but I'm really getting tired of being pulled out of line for "special treatment" every time I need to travel.
SORRY I'M BROWN MR. TSA AGENT
Try dressing as nicely as possible. Dress shirt, slacks, etc. That might help cut down on the groping.
CommunistCow on
No, I am not really communist. Yes, it is weird that I use this name.
Whether or not they have access to the security area, if we're putting "does not want to be porn-scanned" into the "suspicious behaviour" category, it seems like it would be poor judgement to just let them wander around.
Poor judgment: "We're confiscating your liquids in case they're explosive. Now we're throwing them all here in this bin behind me."
Protip: You can carry more than 3oz of saline solution because its for "medical purposes" or something. I read an article a few days ago where a journalist went through security many times to see what he could get away with. At one point he brought TWO full sized saline solution bottles and when the security guy asked him why he had two he responded with "one for each eye". He was let through with them.
o_O
I don't get the hate for TSA employees honestly. The ones I've dealt with were way more decent to me than the typical airline employee has ever been.
Says the white male or so I'm assuming.
On the other hand I did shut down security at Gatwick for about 45+ minutes because the friken x-ray people can't tell the difference between a cd player+batteries+curly headphone cord and a bomb.
Oh right I forgot, the experiences of white men are irrelevant.
I get where you're coming from, but when the matter is "why do TSA employees have a bad reputation" then ethnicity is a factor.
I'm sure the TSA employees are nice people in real life, but I'm really getting tired of being pulled out of line for "special treatment" every time I need to travel.
SORRY I'M BROWN MR. TSA AGENT
Try dressing as nicely as possible. Dress shirt, slacks, etc. That might help cut down on the groping.
I don't get the hate for TSA employees honestly. The ones I've dealt with were way more decent to me than the typical airline employee has ever been.
Says the white male or so I'm assuming.
On the other hand I did shut down security at Gatwick for about 45+ minutes because the friken x-ray people can't tell the difference between a cd player+batteries+curly headphone cord and a bomb.
Oh right I forgot, the experiences of white men are irrelevant.
I get where you're coming from, but when the matter is "why do TSA employees have a bad reputation" then ethnicity is a factor.
I'm sure the TSA employees are nice people in real life, but I'm really getting tired of being pulled out of line for "special treatment" every time I need to travel.
SORRY I'M BROWN MR. TSA AGENT
Try dressing as nicely as possible. Dress shirt, slacks, etc. That might help cut down on the groping.
I've tried everything, broski.
Every flipping time I go in an airport I get pulled out of line for the porno scanner when EVERYONE else gets to go through the metal detector.
Protip: You can carry more than 3oz of saline solution because its for "medical purposes" or something. I read an article a few days ago where a journalist went through security many times to see what he could get away with. At one point he brought TWO full sized saline solution bottles and when the security guy asked him why he had two he responded with "one for each eye". He was let through with them.
o_O
In the EU they are very keen on the idea of refusing to let anyone that refuses to go through the porn scanner on to their flight, and providing no option to be searched instead.
Which is a bit odd, because I don't seriously believe that they won't search someone that refuses to go through the scanner, given that they're treating that refusal as suspicious. Then the problem becomes, if you've searched them anyway and know they're not a threat, why not let them on the flight?
They won't bother searching someone and just deny them entry to the security area?
Whether or not they have access to the security area, if we're putting "does not want to be porn-scanned" into the "suspicious behaviour" category, it seems like it would be poor judgement to just let them wander around.
Just because they've denied the pornoscanner does not give the security people permission to bodily search the person as long as they don't wish to/try to attempt to enter the security area. This is incredibly important, just as a civil rights thing.
Refusing to be porno scanned would only ever come up in the context of trying to enter the security area. I don't understand what you're getting at here.
If you refuse the pornoscan, are then told that if you do not concede to the scan you won't be allowed into the area and then continue to refuse that does not give the guard a right to then pat you down despite the fact that you just recently tried to get into the area.
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Nobody ever refers to you by your full name. That would be madness.
Someone on reddit said they were going to tape a dildo to their leg next time they go to the airport. That should be an interesting conversation with TSA.
CommunistCow on
No, I am not really communist. Yes, it is weird that I use this name.
I don't get the hate for TSA employees honestly. The ones I've dealt with were way more decent to me than the typical airline employee has ever been.
Says the white male or so I'm assuming.
On the other hand I did shut down security at Gatwick for about 45+ minutes because the friken x-ray people can't tell the difference between a cd player+batteries+curly headphone cord and a bomb.
Oh right I forgot, the experiences of white men are irrelevant.
I get where you're coming from, but when the matter is "why do TSA employees have a bad reputation" then ethnicity is a factor.
I'm sure the TSA employees are nice people in real life, but I'm really getting tired of being pulled out of line for "special treatment" every time I need to travel.
SORRY I'M BROWN MR. TSA AGENT
Try dressing as nicely as possible. Dress shirt, slacks, etc. That might help cut down on the groping.
Or wear a kilt and go commando.
This makes me wonder what would happen if you had a giant fake dong running down the leg of your pants while they were doing this search.
In the EU they are very keen on the idea of refusing to let anyone that refuses to go through the porn scanner on to their flight, and providing no option to be searched instead.
Which is a bit odd, because I don't seriously believe that they won't search someone that refuses to go through the scanner, given that they're treating that refusal as suspicious. Then the problem becomes, if you've searched them anyway and know they're not a threat, why not let them on the flight?
They won't bother searching someone and just deny them entry to the security area?
Whether or not they have access to the security area, if we're putting "does not want to be porn-scanned" into the "suspicious behaviour" category, it seems like it would be poor judgement to just let them wander around.
Just because they've denied the pornoscanner does not give the security people permission to bodily search the person as long as they don't wish to/try to attempt to enter the security area. This is incredibly important, just as a civil rights thing.
Refusing to be porno scanned would only ever come up in the context of trying to enter the security area. I don't understand what you're getting at here.
If you refuse the pornoscan, are then told that if you do not concede to the scan you won't be allowed into the area and then continue to refuse that does not give the guard a right to then pat you down despite the fact that you just recently tried to get into the area.
if you don't want to get pat down you're free to like, leave and drive home
/i kind of want to sew an outline of a giant dick made out of tinfoil inside some pants.
I've been wondering how metal shows up on the backscatter scanner. Like, if you can send a cheery little message with tinfoil letters glued to your stomach.
If you refuse the pornoscan, are then told that if you do not concede to the scan you won't be allowed into the area and then continue to refuse that does not give the guard a right to then pat you down despite the fact that you just recently tried to get into the area.
I don't get the hate for TSA employees honestly. The ones I've dealt with were way more decent to me than the typical airline employee has ever been.
Says the white male or so I'm assuming.
On the other hand I did shut down security at Gatwick for about 45+ minutes because the friken x-ray people can't tell the difference between a cd player+batteries+curly headphone cord and a bomb.
Oh right I forgot, the experiences of white men are irrelevant.
I get where you're coming from, but when the matter is "why do TSA employees have a bad reputation" then ethnicity is a factor.
I'm sure the TSA employees are nice people in real life, but I'm really getting tired of being pulled out of line for "special treatment" every time I need to travel.
SORRY I'M BROWN MR. TSA AGENT
Try dressing as nicely as possible. Dress shirt, slacks, etc. That might help cut down on the groping.
Or wear a kilt and go commando.
This makes me wonder what would happen if you had a giant fake dong running down the leg of your pants while they were doing this search.
In the EU they are very keen on the idea of refusing to let anyone that refuses to go through the porn scanner on to their flight, and providing no option to be searched instead.
Which is a bit odd, because I don't seriously believe that they won't search someone that refuses to go through the scanner, given that they're treating that refusal as suspicious. Then the problem becomes, if you've searched them anyway and know they're not a threat, why not let them on the flight?
They won't bother searching someone and just deny them entry to the security area?
Whether or not they have access to the security area, if we're putting "does not want to be porn-scanned" into the "suspicious behaviour" category, it seems like it would be poor judgement to just let them wander around.
Just because they've denied the pornoscanner does not give the security people permission to bodily search the person as long as they don't wish to/try to attempt to enter the security area. This is incredibly important, just as a civil rights thing.
Refusing to be porno scanned would only ever come up in the context of trying to enter the security area. I don't understand what you're getting at here.
If you refuse the pornoscan, are then told that if you do not concede to the scan you won't be allowed into the area and then continue to refuse that does not give the guard a right to then pat you down despite the fact that you just recently tried to get into the area.
if you don't want to get pat down you're free to like, leave and drive home
I can't believe you two have still not realized the communication problem here.
I don't get the hate for TSA employees honestly. The ones I've dealt with were way more decent to me than the typical airline employee has ever been.
Says the white male or so I'm assuming.
On the other hand I did shut down security at Gatwick for about 45+ minutes because the friken x-ray people can't tell the difference between a cd player+batteries+curly headphone cord and a bomb.
Oh right I forgot, the experiences of white men are irrelevant.
I get where you're coming from, but when the matter is "why do TSA employees have a bad reputation" then ethnicity is a factor.
I wonder how much of this is affected by preconceived notions of unfair victimization.
Because I said the TSA has always treated me decently, not that I've never been held up, pulled out for a random extra search and so forth.
Because I have.
I just know that's part of their job. It doesn't make me a victim.
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Protip: You can carry more than 3oz of saline solution because its for "medical purposes" or something. I read an article a few days ago where a journalist went through security many times to see what he could get away with. At one point he brought TWO full sized saline solution bottles and when the security guy asked him why he had two he responded with "one for each eye". He was let through with them.
o_O
Interesting turn of events.
I'm sure the TSA employees are nice people in real life, but I'm really getting tired of being pulled out of line for "special treatment" every time I need to travel.
SORRY I'M BROWN MR. TSA AGENT
Refusing to be porno scanned would only ever come up in the context of trying to enter the security area. I don't understand what you're getting at here.
Try dressing as nicely as possible. Dress shirt, slacks, etc. That might help cut down on the groping.
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dogg you live in Alaska there'd be no-one around to flash but like moose or elk or whatever
ahahahahahaha
Seriously. Next time I fly I'm going to be looking around at all the other people in line with me and trying not to vomit.
I'm not getting naked in front of any cameras unless I'm getting paid.
It's more hilarious than you think.
I've tried everything, broski.
Every flipping time I go in an airport I get pulled out of line for the porno scanner when EVERYONE else gets to go through the metal detector.
TSA gets the quality of employees they pay for.
If you refuse the pornoscan, are then told that if you do not concede to the scan you won't be allowed into the area and then continue to refuse that does not give the guard a right to then pat you down despite the fact that you just recently tried to get into the area.
the point is to make it seem like it's safe
the liquid ban is great for that because it's highly visible
Well maybe they should.
Someone on reddit said they were going to tape a dildo to their leg next time they go to the airport. That should be an interesting conversation with TSA.
Or a literal tinfoil hat.
Yep!
Tranny Barbie, now with pack-in detachable dick!
This makes me wonder what would happen if you had a giant fake dong running down the leg of your pants while they were doing this search.
Well now we all know everything isn't giant on you Doc. So thanks for that, pee wee.
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if you don't want to get pat down you're free to like, leave and drive home
I've been wondering how metal shows up on the backscatter scanner. Like, if you can send a cheery little message with tinfoil letters glued to your stomach.
That doesn't make any sense.
They ram it up your ass in the back room.
I can't believe you two have still not realized the communication problem here.
I wonder how much of this is affected by preconceived notions of unfair victimization.
Because I said the TSA has always treated me decently, not that I've never been held up, pulled out for a random extra search and so forth.
Because I have.
I just know that's part of their job. It doesn't make me a victim.
Tranny Barbie's dream house comes with a sex dungeon, doesn't it
I've been meaning to take a stab at that.
So... no.
Same here, and I look like a super harmless white boy.
I kinda know jersey based RESTful webserivces, but thats not helpful.
Screwed as always.
TSA-rape-tastic.
"Dear Penthouse forum..."
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