I'd like to think that Shepard, Nega Shepard, and the Crisis of Infinite Shepards can quickly overcome their differences to focus on the important things.
1) Sexing up blue women
2) Shooting Batarians
3) Practicing their right hooks
And then MaleShep and FemShep meet.
New romance option unlocked: Yourself.
ME3 involves reapers making a gender flipped clone of you to lead their armies.
I'd like to think that Shepard, Nega Shepard, and the Crisis of Infinite Shepards can quickly overcome their differences to focus on the important things.
1) Sexing up blue women
2) Shooting Batarians
3) Practicing their right hooks
And then MaleShep and FemShep meet.
New romance option unlocked: Yourself.
ME3 involves reapers making a gender flipped clone of you to lead their armies.
And when they meet.. YES
YES YES
oh my god this needs to happen
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Bioware is gonna make a shocking announcement that Mass Effect 3 will be the first Bioware game to have frontal nudity in one of its romance sub-plots. There will be lots of internet buzz. It will make the 6pm news about how video games are corrupting the youth. Everyone will be hyped and jazzed for it.
Then Mass Effect 3 will be released and we will all find out, much to our horror, that the frontal nudity is a naked Krogan woman with her breast beards out on display. Then there will be much raging on the internet. And a new fetish will be born.
What? Was it confirmed that it's soldiers only with concussion as only bonus power or was that a joke? Because as we've said before, stuff like adrenaline rush would be pretty hard to do in multiplayer. If it is MP then it sounds vaguely interesting, as long as it doesn't distract the main ME3 team in Edmonton. Good thing Canada is so damn biiiiiiig.
Every time I try to play a Vanguard, something goes wrong. I get stuck on the level geometry or I die a bunch or something happens that sends me running back to Adept. What the hell is wrong with me?
Every time I try to play a Vanguard, something goes wrong. I get stuck on the level geometry or I die a bunch or something happens that sends me running back to Adept. What the hell is wrong with me?
Every time I try to play a Vanguard, something goes wrong. I get stuck on the level geometry or I die a bunch or something happens that sends me running back to Adept. What the hell is wrong with me?
You need to l2p.
Actually, getting stuck in the level geometry is going to be a periodic thing that occurs regardless of class. And dying is part of the vanguard experience. At least until you figure out how to play the class right (which involves charging loads, having a level of situational awareness that you don't need with the other classes, and lots of punching people in the face).
I bet Krogan females are truly horrific. Like dwarven females. They probably have beards.
Or hairy breasts. Or maybe a combination of the two. Breast beards.
Wasn't there a female Krogan on Noveria in a side mission?
human blood. with cinnamon. :winky:
re: vanguarding
you can't charge if your back is to a wall or cover. you need to have some space behind you for the charge animation to actually trigger. also, charge tends to be buggier on uneven flooring, say the stuff on korlus. point-to-point charging there doesn't always work, so you may need to move around a bit more after a charge just to make sure your next one will trigger properly
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I bet Krogan females are truly horrific. Like dwarven females. They probably have beards.
Or hairy breasts. Or maybe a combination of the two. Breast beards.
Wasn't there a female Krogan on Noveria in a side mission?
human blood. with cinnamon. :winky:
re: vanguarding
you can't charge if your back is to a wall or cover. you need to have some space behind you for the charge animation to actually trigger. also, charge tends to be buggier on uneven flooring, say the stuff on korlus. point-to-point charging there doesn't always work, so you may need to move around a bit more after a charge just to make sure your next one will trigger properly
There's also areas where it's a transition between zones (or whatever), and you can't charge across those, even though it's blank space. THOSE are annoying.
I would love to have a female krogan warlord as a party member
...NON-ROMANCEABLE, thank you very much
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It's all part of the game trying to remind you that we aren't really playing in 3D, only in 2D all gussied up to create an illusion of a third dimension.
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ME3 involves reapers making a gender flipped clone of you to lead their armies.
And when they meet.. YES
YES YES
we've seen a one second shot of a human male holding an Incisor, looking out at a green/white scenery
that could be anything
That's okay, there's plenty of unreasonably reckless speculation going on in both threads
I think it's cause we all agree on what is best in life for Shepard.
To see his/her enemies driven before him/her?
... which reminds me of a Renegade interrupt I hope we see in the 3rd game.
To crush the Reapers, see them driven before Shep, and to hear the lamentation of the Batarians?
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Maybe. But not in death :x
to lead a clan of krogan females who service his every whim
This is so close to what I was thinking when I typed it. I wish we could add a 4th comment so we could squeeze romance in there.
oh my god this needs to happen
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I am an idea machine
I know this is a joke but they really need to add more female aliens to the game
They've gone so far as to have two species have plot excuses for never seeing them just so they wouldn't have to come up with female models for them
I expect better
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I know about Krogans, who is the second species?
they're probably asexual or some shit I don't read dossiers
Oh right I remember now, Salarian females are the ogliarchs that rule their society and are in disproportionatly low numbers
Or hairy breasts. Or maybe a combination of the two. Breast beards.
Each breast has a beard, and each beard has 4 breasts, which in turn have beards
...NON-ROMANCEABLE, thank you very much
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Hell, I think she'd be an veteran mercenary and elder to give you war-making insight, in the style of Wrex.
Then Mass Effect 3 will be released and we will all find out, much to our horror, that the frontal nudity is a naked Krogan woman with her breast beards out on display. Then there will be much raging on the internet. And a new fetish will be born.
strange, never happened to me
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
I dont think it ever tell you it's gender
I just assumed it was male
You need to l2p.
Actually, getting stuck in the level geometry is going to be a periodic thing that occurs regardless of class. And dying is part of the vanguard experience. At least until you figure out how to play the class right (which involves charging loads, having a level of situational awareness that you don't need with the other classes, and lots of punching people in the face).
human blood. with cinnamon. :winky:
re: vanguarding
you can't charge if your back is to a wall or cover. you need to have some space behind you for the charge animation to actually trigger. also, charge tends to be buggier on uneven flooring, say the stuff on korlus. point-to-point charging there doesn't always work, so you may need to move around a bit more after a charge just to make sure your next one will trigger properly
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There's also areas where it's a transition between zones (or whatever), and you can't charge across those, even though it's blank space. THOSE are annoying.
oh god never has that been more appropriate
also i forgot one thing that may explain the charge failing
you need to wear the hat
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A bumper sticker helps too.
Shepard wants snoo snoo 8-)
thing is, with carbon-fiber enhanced hips and bones stronger than steel
shep can take it
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replace the image with krogan skeletons