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[Mass Effect] Badass Transvestism

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    PMAvers wrote: »
    Turkson wrote: »
    I'd like to think that Shepard, Nega Shepard, and the Crisis of Infinite Shepards can quickly overcome their differences to focus on the important things.

    1) Sexing up blue women
    2) Shooting Batarians
    3) Practicing their right hooks

    And then MaleShep and FemShep meet.

    New romance option unlocked: Yourself.

    ME3 involves reapers making a gender flipped clone of you to lead their armies.

    And when they meet.. YES

    YES YES

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    GOD DAMMIT I MISSED ALL THE RECKLESS SPECULATION, DAMN YOU DRAGON AGE.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    Yeah, but it could still be on Earth, there's nothing to suggest it's set during First Contact yet is there?

    Storywise it's the only thing which would really fit what we've seen so far.

    we've seen a one second shot of a human male holding an Incisor, looking out at a green/white scenery

    that could be anything

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dox the PI wrote: »
    GOD DAMMIT I MISSED ALL THE RECKLESS SPECULATION, DAMN YOU DRAGON AGE.

    That's okay, there's plenty of unreasonably reckless speculation going on in both threads

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  • TurksonTurkson Near the mountains of ColoradoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This one tends to be a lot more polite.

    I think it's cause we all agree on what is best in life for Shepard.

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    oh h*ck
  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Turkson wrote: »
    This one tends to be a lot more polite.

    I think it's cause we all agree on what is best in life for Shepard.

    To see his/her enemies driven before him/her?

    ... which reminds me of a Renegade interrupt I hope we see in the 3rd game.

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  • IdolNinjaIdolNinja Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Turkson wrote: »
    I think it's cause we all agree on what is best in life for Shepard.

    To crush the Reapers, see them driven before Shep, and to hear the lamentation of the Batarians?

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Turkson wrote: »
    This one tends to be a lot more polite.

    I think it's cause we all agree on what is best in life for Shepard.

    Maybe. But not in death :x

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    IdolNinja wrote: »
    Turkson wrote: »
    I think it's cause we all agree on what is best in life for Shepard.

    To crush the Reapers, see them driven before Shep, and to hear the lamentation of the Batarians?

    to lead a clan of krogan females who service his every whim

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  • TurksonTurkson Near the mountains of ColoradoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    IdolNinja wrote: »
    Turkson wrote: »
    I think it's cause we all agree on what is best in life for Shepard.

    To crush the Reapers, see them driven before Shep, and to hear the lamentation of the Batarians?

    This is so close to what I was thinking when I typed it. I wish we could add a 4th comment so we could squeeze romance in there.

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    oh h*ck
  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    PMAvers wrote: »
    Turkson wrote: »
    I'd like to think that Shepard, Nega Shepard, and the Crisis of Infinite Shepards can quickly overcome their differences to focus on the important things.

    1) Sexing up blue women
    2) Shooting Batarians
    3) Practicing their right hooks

    And then MaleShep and FemShep meet.

    New romance option unlocked: Yourself.

    ME3 involves reapers making a gender flipped clone of you to lead their armies.

    And when they meet.. YES

    YES YES

    oh my god this needs to happen

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Bioware should totally hire me.

    I am an idea machine

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    IdolNinja wrote: »
    Turkson wrote: »
    I think it's cause we all agree on what is best in life for Shepard.

    To crush the Reapers, see them driven before Shep, and to hear the lamentation of the Batarians?

    to lead a clan of krogan females who service his every whim

    I know this is a joke but they really need to add more female aliens to the game

    They've gone so far as to have two species have plot excuses for never seeing them just so they wouldn't have to come up with female models for them

    I expect better

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    IdolNinja wrote: »
    Turkson wrote: »
    I think it's cause we all agree on what is best in life for Shepard.

    To crush the Reapers, see them driven before Shep, and to hear the lamentation of the Batarians?

    to lead a clan of krogan females who service his every whim

    I know this is a joke but they really need to add more female aliens to the game

    They've gone so far as to have two species have plot excuses for never seeing them just so they wouldn't have to come up with female models for them

    I expect better

    I know about Krogans, who is the second species?

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  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    salarians? i don't remember seeing any



    they're probably asexual or some shit I don't read dossiers

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    salarians? i don't remember seeing any



    they're probably asexual or some shit I don't read dossiers

    Oh right I remember now, Salarian females are the ogliarchs that rule their society and are in disproportionatly low numbers

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I bet Krogan females are truly horrific. Like dwarven females. They probably have beards.

    Or hairy breasts. Or maybe a combination of the two. Breast beards.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Lucascraft wrote: »
    I bet Krogan females are truly horrific. Like dwarven females. They probably have beards.

    Or hairy breasts. Or maybe a combination of the two. Breast beards.

    Each breast has a beard, and each beard has 4 breasts, which in turn have beards

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I would love to have a female krogan warlord as a party member

    ...NON-ROMANCEABLE, thank you very much

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  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Thinking about it reasonably, I don't think the point of a Krogan female on your squad would to be a potential love interest or attractive.

    Hell, I think she'd be an veteran mercenary and elder to give you war-making insight, in the style of Wrex.

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Bioware is gonna make a shocking announcement that Mass Effect 3 will be the first Bioware game to have frontal nudity in one of its romance sub-plots. There will be lots of internet buzz. It will make the 6pm news about how video games are corrupting the youth. Everyone will be hyped and jazzed for it.

    Then Mass Effect 3 will be released and we will all find out, much to our horror, that the frontal nudity is a naked Krogan woman with her breast beards out on display. Then there will be much raging on the internet. And a new fetish will be born.

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  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    You're an ambitious dreamer, Lucascraft. Ambitious and specific.

    Synthesis on
  • EmporiumEmporium Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    You speak as though this fetish doesn't already exist, and for some reason I'm suprised that it doesn't.

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  • envoy1envoy1 the old continentRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What? Was it confirmed that it's soldiers only with concussion as only bonus power or was that a joke? Because as we've said before, stuff like adrenaline rush would be pretty hard to do in multiplayer. If it is MP then it sounds vaguely interesting, as long as it doesn't distract the main ME3 team in Edmonton. Good thing Canada is so damn biiiiiiig.

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  • ProtoSoundProtoSound Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Every time I try to play a Vanguard, something goes wrong. I get stuck on the level geometry or I die a bunch or something happens that sends me running back to Adept. What the hell is wrong with me?

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ProtoSound wrote: »
    Every time I try to play a Vanguard, something goes wrong. I get stuck on the level geometry or I die a bunch or something happens that sends me running back to Adept. What the hell is wrong with me?

    strange, never happened to me

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  • SurfaceBeneathSurfaceBeneath regular
    edited November 2010
    You're not charging enough.

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  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Lucascraft wrote: »
    I bet Krogan females are truly horrific. Like dwarven females. They probably have beards.

    Or hairy breasts. Or maybe a combination of the two. Breast beards.
    Wasn't there a female Krogan on Noveria in a side mission?

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Lucascraft wrote: »
    I bet Krogan females are truly horrific. Like dwarven females. They probably have beards.

    Or hairy breasts. Or maybe a combination of the two. Breast beards.
    Wasn't there a female Krogan on Noveria in a side mission?

    I dont think it ever tell you it's gender

    I just assumed it was male

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ProtoSound wrote: »
    Every time I try to play a Vanguard, something goes wrong. I get stuck on the level geometry or I die a bunch or something happens that sends me running back to Adept. What the hell is wrong with me?

    You need to l2p.

    Actually, getting stuck in the level geometry is going to be a periodic thing that occurs regardless of class. And dying is part of the vanguard experience. ;) At least until you figure out how to play the class right (which involves charging loads, having a level of situational awareness that you don't need with the other classes, and lots of punching people in the face).

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Lucascraft wrote: »
    I bet Krogan females are truly horrific. Like dwarven females. They probably have beards.

    Or hairy breasts. Or maybe a combination of the two. Breast beards.
    Wasn't there a female Krogan on Noveria in a side mission?

    human blood. with cinnamon. :winky:


    re: vanguarding

    you can't charge if your back is to a wall or cover. you need to have some space behind you for the charge animation to actually trigger. also, charge tends to be buggier on uneven flooring, say the stuff on korlus. point-to-point charging there doesn't always work, so you may need to move around a bit more after a charge just to make sure your next one will trigger properly

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Lucascraft wrote: »
    I bet Krogan females are truly horrific. Like dwarven females. They probably have beards.

    Or hairy breasts. Or maybe a combination of the two. Breast beards.
    Wasn't there a female Krogan on Noveria in a side mission?

    human blood. with cinnamon. :winky:


    re: vanguarding

    you can't charge if your back is to a wall or cover. you need to have some space behind you for the charge animation to actually trigger. also, charge tends to be buggier on uneven flooring, say the stuff on korlus. point-to-point charging there doesn't always work, so you may need to move around a bit more after a charge just to make sure your next one will trigger properly

    There's also areas where it's a transition between zones (or whatever), and you can't charge across those, even though it's blank space. THOSE are annoying.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I would love to have a female krogan warlord as a party member

    ...NON-ROMANCEABLE, thank you very much

    snusnu7389.jpg

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  • FairchildFairchild Rabbit used short words that were easy to understand, like "Hello Pooh, how about Lunch ?" Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It's all part of the game trying to remind you that we aren't really playing in 3D, only in 2D all gussied up to create an illusion of a third dimension.

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I would love to have a female krogan warlord as a party member

    ...NON-ROMANCEABLE, thank you very much

    snusnu7389.jpg

    oh god never has that been more appropriate

    also i forgot one thing that may explain the charge failing

    you need to wear the hat

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I would love to have a female krogan warlord as a party member

    ...NON-ROMANCEABLE, thank you very much

    snusnu7389.jpg

    oh god never has that been more appropriate

    also i forgot one thing that may explain the charge failing

    you need to wear the hat

    A bumper sticker helps too.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Orca wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I would love to have a female krogan warlord as a party member

    ...NON-ROMANCEABLE, thank you very much

    snusnu7389.jpg

    oh god never has that been more appropriate

    also i forgot one thing that may explain the charge failing

    you need to wear the hat

    A bumper sticker helps too.

    Shepard wants snoo snoo 8-)

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I would love to have a female krogan warlord as a party member

    ...NON-ROMANCEABLE, thank you very much

    snusnu7389.jpg

    oh god never has that been more appropriate

    also i forgot one thing that may explain the charge failing

    you need to wear the hat

    A bumper sticker helps too.

    Shepard wants snoo snoo 8-)

    thing is, with carbon-fiber enhanced hips and bones stronger than steel

    shep can take it

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  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    IdolNinja wrote: »
    Turkson wrote: »
    I think it's cause we all agree on what is best in life for Shepard.

    To crush the Reapers, see them driven before Shep, and to hear the lamentation of the Batarians?
    New thread title, right here.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I would love to have a female krogan warlord as a party member

    ...NON-ROMANCEABLE, thank you very much

    snusnu7389.jpg

    oh god never has that been more appropriate

    also i forgot one thing that may explain the charge failing

    you need to wear the hat

    A bumper sticker helps too.

    Shepard wants snoo snoo 8-)

    thing is, with carbon-fiber enhanced hips and bones stronger than steel

    shep can take it

    replace the image with krogan skeletons

    Nuzak on
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