"it is sometimes okay to wear a condom to prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS
how many fucking years do you still need to be behind on this shit
Look man
If Jesus is in your bedroom he doesn't want no fuckin' condom messin' up his business
Zoel on
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However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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"gonna get these ducks high"
I am narcing you out, my boy
where is my nearest policeman
Drugs and animals do not mix, mmkay
What could make someone do that
there was another girl who tried to get right after her on without showing her bus card
i noticed that one, and told her she couldn't ride without a bus card, and she threw a big hissy fit and pointed to the first girl and was all like
YOU LET HER ON
so i investigated and kicked them both off
as they left I told her
thank you for snitching
and the first girl gave her such a LOOK
and that look said "as soon as this bus leaves I am going to punch you in the FACE"
god i hope she did punch her in the face
snitches get stitches
Steam
are you sure that look wasn't "we are so gonna have some angry lesbian sex at the bus stop"
because that sounds like a much better story
"it is sometimes okay to wear a condom to prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS
how many fucking years do you still need to be behind on this shit
No matter how hard you might try to
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
nuke the vatican
Look man
If Jesus is in your bedroom he doesn't want no fuckin' condom messin' up his business
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Alright, this'll be my choice. Rane is my hero.
Obviously my standards are not very high.
Stupid Pope is stupid.
zooms in and sees the condom on the dudes dick
throws down his iphone in anger, passengers on the bus frightened/curious
That's like, the crowning moment reserved for after you eat your friend's face
take notes people
this is how one should post
nah really i just love doug
jesus needs to fucking maintain
Bluffington is an exaggerated version of Richmond!
ownsonws
in other news
pepperoni in italian restaurants is different
this pizza is covered in spicy peppers
which i am thoroughly excited about
it is actually good fun to order things and have legitimately no idea what you just purchased
somehow we accidentally ended up with a massive lamb pizza
i was traumatized as shit
which is beasteh without the vowels
and also i got super drunk until 7 in the morning, but managed to not pay for a drink once
they just kept showing up in my hand and the bar tenders were way chill
they advertised 'british fish & chip'
being curious, i ordered some
flattened reformed curly.. what can only be described as flesh, and neatly sliced red potatoes
at least i had like
4 bottles of tokay
i got tuna and purple onion pizza the other day on accident
it was fucking disgusting because i hate tuna
but i was hungrig so i ate all of it
Was there, like, a whole lamb just laid on top
I'm not sure I see how this is traumatizing
Did they leave the head in the middle?
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along with olives
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