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Comic for these Wednesdays of December the 8ths

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    If I were Mike I'd get a separate parent-control-internet-filter devoted specifically to keeping Gabe off of the forums.

    KalTorak on
  • MortalToasterMortalToaster Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    the beauty of wikipedia is that's what the article can say with a few choice edits!

    i just imagined running a locally hosted copy of wikipedia and a dns redirect on your network with all sorts of crazy things

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    the beauty of wikipedia is that's what the article can say with a few choice edits!

    i just imagined running a locally hosted copy of wikipedia and a dns redirect on your network with all sorts of crazy things

    Or you could just type THE WIKIPEDIAS at the top of a text file and tell your kid it is internets

    Lord Dave on
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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    KalTorak wrote: »
    If I were Mike I'd get a separate parent-control-internet-filter devoted specifically to keeping Gabe off of the forums.

    I imagine Gabe would think of that like a rockstar's son would think of reading his father's crazy fanmail.

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm very meh about this comic.

    But it is true, Daddy does lie.

    LTM on
  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    My grandpa totally pulled this shit on me

    my dad might have too I don't remember

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    true story: i used to pull other kids' teeth out for them

    this was something they requested, and i enjoyed doing it

    then i turned 8 and started playing video games instead

    Quoth on
  • CrowhammerCrowhammer Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that needs to be on a t-shirt!

    Crowhammer on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    My parents lied to my sister and me all the time.

    The best was probably "The sky is purple when you're not looking at it."

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    my parents got a stiff talking to from my kindergarten teacher for all the shit they made me believe.

    so awesome.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    the beauty of wikipedia is that's what the article can say with a few choice edits!

    i just imagined running a locally hosted copy of wikipedia and a dns redirect on your network with all sorts of crazy things

    Or you could just type THE WIKIPEDIAS at the top of a text file and tell your kid it is internets

    www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts

    Centipede Damascus on
  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    bwanie wrote: »
    my parents got a stiff talking to from my kindergarten teacher for all the shit they made me believe.

    so awesome.

    like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.

    and, Jesus.

    jwalk on
  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Crowhammer wrote: »
    that needs to be on a t-shirt!

    Videogames: Better than pulling teeth.

    Tofystedeth on
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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    If I were Mike I'd get a separate parent-control-internet-filter devoted specifically to keeping Gabe off of the forums.

    I imagine Gabe would think of that like a rockstar's son would think of reading his father's crazy fanmail.

    "Daddy why do these guys not like your hands? You draw good hands! "

    Oh god if I ever become well known my children are not getting computers

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    KalTorak wrote: »
    It couldn't hoight!

    Also, Gabe the 2nd is wise in not wanting Gabe the 1st to perform dental work on him.
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    I knew a kid who grew up in dentist money. Had whatever the hell he ever wanted

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    It couldn't hoight!

    Also, Gabe the 2nd is wise in not wanting Gabe the 1st to perform dental work on him.
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    I knew a kid who grew up in dentist money. Had whatever the hell he ever wanted

    My mom's a dentist...

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    jwalk wrote: »
    bwanie wrote: »
    my parents got a stiff talking to from my kindergarten teacher for all the shit they made me believe.

    so awesome.

    like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.

    and, Jesus.

    my parents actually made the decision not to tell me Santa Claus was real because they thought it was wrong to tell a kid that one invisible bearded man was real and the other was not

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    My grandpa totally pulled this shit on me

    my dad might have too I don't remember

    my grandfather always did. now I return the favor and he's like yeah you had a good teacher.

    Jars on
  • VoranthVoranth MI NOMBRE, POR CIERTO ES DONTÉ!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm surprised no one has mentioned Calvin and Hobbes yet.

    "Dad, what makes wind?"
    "Trees sneezing."

    Voranth on
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  • ultimakayultimakay Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    In my house my parents would write from santa and stuff like that on the presents when we were little. My sister came up with the idea to do a hand writing analysis to determine if my parents were writing the tags on the gifts or not.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Let me tell you something about Daddy.


    Daddy two peepees.

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    One for the ladies and one for other stuff.

    Turambar on
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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    This is for fighting, this is for fun.

    KalTorak on
  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I had a grade school teacher pull the same trick when I was in 1st grade. Seriously, I had a really loose tooth, and she sent me and another boy in the bathroom, because she was tired of seeing me play with it. To this day, me and the other guy swore she told him to pull it out. She denied it when when I came back with a bloody mouth, but hey.

    And that's the story of how I lost my first tooth.

    Captain Ultra on
  • IoloIolo iolo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Voranth wrote: »
    I'm surprised no one has mentioned Calvin and Hobbes yet.

    "Dad, what makes wind?"
    "Trees sneezing."
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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Iolo wrote: »
    Voranth wrote: »
    I'm surprised no one has mentioned Calvin and Hobbes yet.

    "Dad, what makes wind?"
    "Trees sneezing."
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    <3

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    best birthday comic this year!

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i can't wait to do research with my children

    "mommy why is the sky blue?"

    "LET'S GO FIND OUT"

    cats can't talk quoth

    maybe yours can't

    Sounds like somebody drank a whole bottle of Crazy Cat Lady!

    SalmonOfDoubt on
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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
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    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i can't wait to do research with my children

    "mommy why is the sky blue?"

    "LET'S GO FIND OUT"

    cats can't talk quoth

    maybe yours can't

    Sounds like somebody drank a whole bottle of Crazy Cat Lady!
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    KalTorak on
  • AlphagaiaAlphagaia Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I just want to put it out here that 'Teef' means something entirely different when cursing in Dutch.

    I'll give you a hint:
    Female dog.

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Alphagaia wrote: »
    I just want to put it out here that 'Teef' means something entirely different when cursing in Dutch.

    I'll give you a hint:
    Female dog.

    So it's:

    Teef:
    The dutch bitch

    ?

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i can't wait to do research with my children

    "mommy why is the sky blue?"

    "LET'S GO FIND OUT"

    cats can't talk quoth

    maybe yours can't

    Sounds like somebody drank a whole bottle of Crazy Cat Lady!

    are you not supposed to drink the whole bottle at once

    color me embarrassed

    Quoth on
  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    We tied my little brother's tooth to a fairly heavy RC car and drove it off a 10ft. drop

    It didn't come out

    Crashmo on
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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i guess other people have been having similar thoughts http://xkcd.com/826/

    Quoth on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    My father did this to me so many fucking times! SO MANY TIMES!

    one time, we were at the dinner table and my tooth was loose. He gave me the same old "let me see it."

    I protested, understandably. Made him swear up and down that he wouldn't pull it out. I even made the clause that he could not even put his whole hand in my mouth (so he couldn't grab the tooth, duh!)

    He agreed and only reached forward with one index finger "to feel how loose it was"

    My dad placed his finger on my tooth and wiggled it a little. Gave me some confidence. Then with a flick of his single finger, pulled my tooth clear out of my mouth. It shot all the way to the other side of the dinner table.

    Bastard.

    Futore on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i can't wait to do research with my children

    "mommy why is the sky blue?"

    "LET'S GO FIND OUT"

    Hide blue paint cans around the garden, half empty

    "it's true, the sky is blue because daddy gets up early every morning to paint it"

    "but mommy, who paints it dark at night?"

    "grandpa's drinking"

    Futore on
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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    My father has the worst godamn joke in the world.

    There's this small town in Texas called Thrall that we have to pass through on the way to the family reunion every year.

    Whenever we pass through it he exclaims, "Haha! Now I have my entire family in Thrall!"

    The joke is that is sounds like "Enthrall." Now every time I pass through Thrall, I crack a smile. Thanks Dad, for being so punny.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    monsterror wrote: »
    My father has the worst godamn joke in the world.

    There's this small town in Texas called Thrall that we have to pass through on the way to the family reunion every year.

    Whenever we pass through it he exclaims, "Haha! Now I have my entire family in Thrall!"

    The joke is that is sounds like "Enthrall." Now every time I pass through Thrall, I crack a smile. Thanks Dad, for being so punny.

    "In thrall" works perfectly fine on it's own. It means "enthralled".

    Lord Dave on
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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I think you are not understanding the joke actually

    Have you never heard the phrase "in thrall"?

    Quoth on
  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    monsterror wrote: »
    My father has the worst godamn joke in the world.

    There's this small town in Texas called Thrall that we have to pass through on the way to the family reunion every year.

    Whenever we pass through it he exclaims, "Haha! Now I have my entire family in Thrall!"

    The joke is that is sounds like "Enthrall." Now every time I pass through Thrall, I crack a smile. Thanks Dad, for being so punny.

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    Does not want your family in him.

    LTM on
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