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Wedding Cheese [chat]

BogartBogart Streetwise HerculesRegistered User, Moderator mod
edited December 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
Instead of normal cake, impress your friends with enormous tiered slabs of cheese at your wedding, like us.

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Dammit, Will, I was just about to go to bed and I couldn't think of anything else.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    or it proceeds along a higher wisdom or morality that isn't necessarily intuitive or even comprehensible by human brains and it is our lot to follow the will of our creator and master etc
    How is that different from saying that God commands it because it is good?

    Couscous on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Brilliant!

    Thomamelas on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Glad you brought some cheese with all that WHINE!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    That is fantastic.

    japan on
  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Swedes, your former glorious leader, Carl Bildt was just on BBC Newsnight in his capacity as wise steward of foreign affairs

    Huh, for once I think I may have to watch Newsnight. I like the show host guy, I have seen youtube clips of him making humourous comments.

    Daxon wrote: »

    If someone threatens it, I'd cut them off. Like elves who clean and do all your housework for a mere bowl of milk every day and will stay unless you ever thank them.

    Make it a yearly tradition "one week of Daxon inviting you somewhere awesome" and it'd occur at the same time every year. Assuming mind control I am pretty sure I'd be safe no matter what - can also work on developing a spidey sense to see if anyone in range of me has hostile intentions, then just mind control them into going and getting a coffee and forgetting I ever existed.

    I guess that's what I'm saying... eventually you'd need to extend that manipulation again. Of course this is wildly hypothetical and thinking about it's also painfully "slippery slope."

    I can't say exercising my power to make someone forget I ever existed is evil or anything even possibly malignant.

    It's exercising absolute privacy: being so private you can select who is allowed to know you are an existing person.

    Daxon on
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
    We have so much booze left over. Either my family and friends are all utter pussies or we bought too much.

    Bogart on
  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    Instead of normal cake, impress your friends with enormous tiered slabs of cheese at your wedding, like us.

    65703_10150117443511369_773946368_7427455_4785853_n.jpg

    Dammit, Will, I was just about to go to bed and I couldn't think of anything else.

    Hmm, I might actually have to try that. My fiancee and I had already decided against cake, but haven't figured out what (if anything) we're going to have in its place. :^:

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    actually it was not Ultraman, it was Omni-Man

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
    Also, EM and Inqi, when I stop sucking so badly I may well pester you for advice regarding SSSFIV.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The Leaning Tower of Cheesea

    Senjutsu on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that cheese seems to be leaning precariously

    Elendil on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    Also, EM and Inqi, when I stop sucking so badly I may well pester you for advice regarding SSSFIV.

    Eat dogs, kim chi and be threatened by glorious leader all the time.

    Preacher on
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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Let me just say, God damn my last final.

    That is all.

    And that cheese is beautiful.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Also, EM and Inqi, when I stop sucking so badly I may well pester you for advice regarding SSSFIV.

    Eat dogs, kim chi and be threatened by glorious leader all the time.

    Swing and a miss!

    Inquisitor on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    actually it was not Ultraman, it was Omni-Man

    Need to be more specific. Flying Brick is a common power set.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    We have so much booze left over. Either my family and friends are all utter pussies or we bought too much.

    It could easily be both.

    japan on
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The punishment for not drinking all the booze is that all the booze gets poured into a giant drum, mixed about, then the happy couple must drink the delicious residual mess

    Kalkino on
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  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    CHEESEVALANCHE

    TAKE COVER

    The Cat on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    what about people who hold that morality proceeds from god's will? this is a common belief in lay christianity.

    that is to say that rape is immoral because it is contrary to god's will

    Then god's will is arbitrary etc etc

    or it proceeds along a higher wisdom or morality that isn't necessarily intuitive or even comprehensible by human brains and it is our lot to follow the will of our creator and master etc

    why does it matter if god's will is arbitrary or not? Serious question.

    I mean it's god what're you gonna do, politely disagree?

    Abdhyius on
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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
    Imma go bed for reals now. Back to work tomorrow. Boo hiss.

    Bogart on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    also, a hive mind would be the best

    Abdhyius on
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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
    The Cat wrote: »
    CHEESEVALANCHE

    TAKE COVER

    So much cheese left as well. My dreams will be apocalyptic for months.

    Bogart on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Wait, what now? Sham wedding?

    Those other weddings last you how long? One year? Five years? Sham wedding has a lifetime guarantee.

    Nerdgasmic on
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Swedes, your former glorious leader, Carl Bildt was just on BBC Newsnight in his capacity as wise steward of foreign affairs

    Huh, for once I think I may have to watch Newsnight. I like the show host guy, I have seen youtube clips of him making humourous comments.

    Daxon wrote: »

    If someone threatens it, I'd cut them off. Like elves who clean and do all your housework for a mere bowl of milk every day and will stay unless you ever thank them.

    Make it a yearly tradition "one week of Daxon inviting you somewhere awesome" and it'd occur at the same time every year. Assuming mind control I am pretty sure I'd be safe no matter what - can also work on developing a spidey sense to see if anyone in range of me has hostile intentions, then just mind control them into going and getting a coffee and forgetting I ever existed.

    I guess that's what I'm saying... eventually you'd need to extend that manipulation again. Of course this is wildly hypothetical and thinking about it's also painfully "slippery slope."

    I can't say exercising my power to make someone forget I ever existed is evil or anything even possibly malignant.

    It's exercising absolute privacy: being so private you can select who is allowed to know you are an existing person.

    They rotate the hosts night by night. Monday is not Paxman, it is a female lady reporter

    Kalkino on
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    actually it was not Ultraman, it was Omni-Man

    ohhh, I thought you meant actual in-DC-verse evil Supermans

    desc on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Neeeeeeeeeeeerd

    What's the haps?

    Inquisitor on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6w0r-ScEG4

    The real ending to Yogi Bear.

    Preacher on
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Neeeeeeeeeeeerd

    What's the haps?

    Portal is creeping me out

    Nerdgasmic on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    how did I get a half-inch long cut on my finger without noticing it?

    jesus I'm slow

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    the best cheese is cheddar

    or muenster

    or colby jack

    Gooey on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Neeeeeeeeeeeerd

    What's the haps?

    Portal is creeping me out

    Oh you playing through it? It's an excellent game.

    Man, I want to go fencing tonight but I still feel kinda sick.

    I don't know if I should push my luck. But I really want to go.

    Inquisitor on
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I dunno what my favorite cheese is. It's hard to argue with a super, super sharp aged cheddar.

    but then I like smoked gouda and brie too ...

    desc on
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The can-do American spirit.

    emnmnme on
  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Irond Will wrote:
    what about people who hold that morality proceeds from god's will? this is a common belief in lay christianity.

    that is to say that rape is immoral because it is contrary to god's will
    Then god's will is arbitrary etc etc
    or it proceeds along a higher wisdom or morality that isn't necessarily intuitive or even comprehensible by human brains and it is our lot to follow the will of our creator and master etc

    No, the problem is deeper than God being mysterious.

    The problem is "if rape is bad because god tells us not to rape each other, then it can't also be the case that god tells us not to rape each other because rape is bad... so why is he telling us that then? The only other option is that it's arbitrary what god commands (and this is unsatisfying except for really hardcore theists)."

    MrMister on
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that yogi bear movie seems so wrong

    stop raping my childhood, hollywood

    Gooey on
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Kalkino wrote: »
    They rotate the hosts night by night. Monday is not Paxman, it is a female lady reporter

    Kirsty Wark?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5TLLejOdi4

    japan on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Neeeeeeeeeeeerd

    What's the haps?

    Portal is creeping me out

    Oh you playing through it? It's an excellent game.

    Man, I want to go fencing tonight but I still feel kinda sick.

    I don't know if I should push my luck. But I really want to go.

    what do you mean by sick

    Nerdgasmic on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Gooey wrote: »
    that yogi bear movie seems so wrong

    stop raping my childhood, hollywood

    They are just maximizing their profit margin using nostalgia to appeal to their target demographic gooey.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    that yogi bear movie seems so wrong

    stop raping my childhood, hollywood

    They are just maximizing their profit margin using nostalgia to appeal to their target demographic gooey.

    oh okay

    rape away then

    Gooey on
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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dead Ringers is great <3

    Ken Livingstone is an absolute legend as well.

    Daxon on
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