We have a new guy who's job is to improve process and actually make the sales people accountable. He just put a spray bottle full of water on my desk and permission to spray sales people doing something dumb. This man is growing on me.
It's "whose"!!
*sprays Thomamelas with water spritzer bottle*
this approach sounds like it would just piss people off
You've never dealt with Salespeople, have you?
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I thought people weren't born with the knowledge to have sex inborn. Like there have been cases of religious couples visiting doctors and finding out they're doing it wrong.
if you're doing this, PM me with a good email address and I'll send you a ten-day trial code
set that up and then activate it with your account and you'll have forty days right off the bat, and you'll get a couple special temp powers, and I'll get an awesome new crewman
Oh shit, that's right. I'll still need to buy the game because I can't afford the bandwidth for an 8 GB install, but it sounds like there are still some other benefits. I'll PM you soon.
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We have a new guy who's job is to improve process and actually make the sales people accountable. He just put a spray bottle full of water on my desk and permission to spray sales people doing something dumb. This man is growing on me.
It's "whose"!!
*sprays Thomamelas with water spritzer bottle*
this approach sounds like it would just piss people off
have you ever worked with salespeople
it is like herding excitable ten year olds with access to an unrestricted supply of sugar
that's all the drugs/5 Hour Energy they typically do
I met more coke heads after I became a sales person then I had previously known my entire life.
We have a new guy who's job is to improve process and actually make the sales people accountable. He just put a spray bottle full of water on my desk and permission to spray sales people doing something dumb. This man is growing on me.
It's "whose"!!
*sprays Thomamelas with water spritzer bottle*
this approach sounds like it would just piss people off
have you ever worked with salespeople
it is like herding excitable ten year olds with access to an unrestricted supply of sugar
that's all the drugs/5 Hour Energy they typically do
I met more coke heads after I became a sales person then I had previously known my entire life.
although important side note
lamarck wasn't totally wrong
that was one of the sadder anecdotes of science
poor lamarck ):
moral of the story: fuck up once, be mocked forever
we didn't know about epigenetics then
whoooooops
addendum to moral: You might not know you fucked up, or, you might not even have objectively fucked up, because you simply drew the most logical conclusion from the evidence that was availible
but you will still be mocked forever
And if you are accidentally right despite your theory for why you are right being incorrect, you will still be praised and enemies will be mocked even if you were kind of a crazy asshat.
let's back up. how does a caterpillar know how to form a cocoon and when to do so?
ok that's easy
when its ass is filled with too much silk, it needs to make a bed so it can nap off all those leaves, and holy shit how much did i DRINK last night, where the fuck did I get these wings from, oh my god I'm never binging on ferns again
We have a new guy who's job is to improve process and actually make the sales people accountable. He just put a spray bottle full of water on my desk and permission to spray sales people doing something dumb. This man is growing on me.
It's "whose"!!
*sprays Thomamelas with water spritzer bottle*
this approach sounds like it would just piss people off
have you ever worked with salespeople
it is like herding excitable ten year olds with access to an unrestricted supply of sugar
that's all the drugs/5 Hour Energy they typically do
I met more coke heads after I became a sales person then I had previously known my entire life.
there is a minimum salary for doing coke.
There kinda is. Fairly successful sales people tend towards coke. Less successful tend to hit the booze.
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Monarch butterflies are one of the few insects capable of making trans-Atlantic crossings. They are becoming more common in Bermuda due to increased usage of milkweed as an ornamental plant in flower gardens. Monarch butterflies born in Bermuda remain year round due to the island's mild climate. A few monarchs turn up in the far southwest of Great Britain in years when the wind conditions are right, and have been sighted as far east as Long Bennington. In Australia, Monarchs make limited migrations in cooler areas,[3] but the Blue Tiger butterfly is better known in Australia for its lengthy migration.[4] Monarchs can also be found in New Zealand. On the islands of Hawaii no migrations have been noted.
DuE i know it was a joke but the "when" of pupation is controlled by time-regulated gene expression OR genetic response to stimuli (temperature, food reserves, etc)
like i said, one of the big theories is that it just kind of...happens
it is intrinsic to the hardware, but not regulated by it, if that makes sense
let's back up. how does a caterpillar know how to form a cocoon and when to do so?
ok that's easy
when its ass is filled with too much silk, it needs to make a bed so it can nap off all those leaves, and holy shit how much did i DRINK last night, where the fuck did I get these wings from, oh my god I'm never binging on ferns again
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You've never dealt with Salespeople, have you?
wait you're NOT supposed to use the ears for...
oh you can, it's just not...
oh I see
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Syndalis I should have just said that the bird-of-paradise display is a Lek behavior
Monarch butterflies use a time-regulated solar compass!
I'm sorry! I will be better!
I think it was them that have a pretty accurate internal clock that is set every day by the sun
so they can look at how much the "local" sun-time is wrong compared to what it would be where they just were
and that way figure out how far they moved
*spritz spritz spritz*
oh no now you appear to be all wet
I guess you'll have to take off all your clothes
NNID: Hakkekage
Oh shit, that's right. I'll still need to buy the game because I can't afford the bandwidth for an 8 GB install, but it sounds like there are still some other benefits. I'll PM you soon.
I met more coke heads after I became a sales person then I had previously known my entire life.
I don't know what your sig is supposed to be.
*spritz*
hah!
there is a minimum salary for doing coke.
Okay!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nightmare
you don't know henry fuseli
*spritz*
how does a butterfly know where it is and where it has to go when it's born
or comes out of the chrysalis or whatever
NNID: Hakkekage
vOv
is netflix streaming down?
HIGH FIVE ART NERD
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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let's back up. how does a caterpillar know how to form a cocoon and when to do so?
For example,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contemporary_reaction_to_Ignaz_Semmelweis
guess what the most effective argument in favour of the potato was here?
"You get three times as much booze from a potato field as a corn field."
And bam, potatoes everywhere. Also, we started to drink 22 liters of hard liqour a year each.
it has something to do with modularity directing behavioral phenotypes wrt selection but i don't really now what a modular behavior is
where is winky
I don't know what this is
Do I have to put HCl in the spritzer bottle Arch
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Maybe now I'll be able to get some studying done!
Later, [chat]
it is a dude shrugging his shoulders
i learned it from SE++
well I don't think they figure it out by being hunched over the map table calculating longitude I think they just do
but I have no idea what mechanism makes them only go so far so I'm just going to go with "because all the butterflies who didn't died alone"
and people either ignore it, attempt to demonstrate that the behavior is learned, or come up with horrible explanations for it
ok that's easy
when its ass is filled with too much silk, it needs to make a bed so it can nap off all those leaves, and holy shit how much did i DRINK last night, where the fuck did I get these wings from, oh my god I'm never binging on ferns again
NNID: Hakkekage
because all the animals who didn't know how died!
There kinda is. Fairly successful sales people tend towards coke. Less successful tend to hit the booze.
ok
i'm putting salt in the bottle anyway
hope you don't have any open wounds
NNID: Hakkekage
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarch_%28butterfly%29#Migration
like i said, one of the big theories is that it just kind of...happens
it is intrinsic to the hardware, but not regulated by it, if that makes sense
the few grad schools I could possibly get into are still expensive as fuck, and have no TAing or anything like that to ameliorate it
fuuuuuck
I don't know what I'm going to do.
Isn't that some form of Evo Psych?
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
vOv
(that doesn't look like a shoulder shrug at all)