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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I fucking told you...

    Now how are you going to cast Magic: the Gathering spells underwater like that?

    Winky, I'm pretty upset you didn't use my silence idea. :(

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Demurist > Alter your MOOD ALGOFILE from PERTURBED to PISSED.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    I fucking told you...

    Now how are you going to cast Magic: the Gathering spells underwater like that?

    Winky, I'm pretty upset you didn't use my silence idea. :(

    I was thinking about it, but if I used your idea I was definitely going to kill him, and only because he's one of my best friends I don't want to kill him yet.

    But, I mean, I still might.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Who are your final two forumers going to be? I guess Skippy is one of them.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Who are your final two forumers going to be? I guess Skippy is one of them.

    I am between four possible forumers right now who will not be named.

    I will probably pick them based on which ones contribute the best commands to this thread.

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    NotchNotch PottsfieldRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Demurist> Befriend the SEAHORSE.

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    DemuristDemurist Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Demurist> Consult LL Cool J on how to get out of this pickle. He knows how to be a chef underwater.
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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Irond Will > WAKE UP

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    FoomyFoomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Demurist > Put the BRIEFS on a FISH, this has to make the situation better in some way

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    DemuristDemurist Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass> Assess the situation.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Notch wrote: »
    Demurist> Befriend the SEAHORSE.

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    Who said you weren't ALREADY BROS?
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    Demurist> Consult LL Cool J on how to get out of this pickle. He knows how to be a chef underwater.
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    You CONSULT LL COOL J.

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    This is FRUITFUL.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Demurist > Equip FLIPPERS and OXYGEN MASK

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Is it a male sea horse? This is important. Because if it is:

    Demurist > Have gay sex with sea horse and get him pregnant to create a new race of human-seahorse monstrosity babies.

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Is it a male sea horse? This is important. Because if it is:

    Demurist > Have gay sex with sea horse and get him pregnant to create a new race of human-seahorse monstrosity babies.

    That wouldn't be a new race. That already happened with the Quebecois.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    DEMURIST -> REQUEST that the BROHORSE SWIM through the BLAST CRATER and BRING BACK HELP.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    the brohorse is pretty great

    brohorse > check inventory

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Is it a male sea horse? This is important. Because if it is:

    Demurist > Have gay sex with sea horse and get him pregnant to create a new race of human-seahorse monstrosity babies.

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    The BROHORSE isn't REALLY INTO THAT SORT OF THING, and HONESTLY you are MAKING HIM KIND OF UNCOMFORTABLE with your ADVANCES.
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    DEMURIST -> REQUEST that the BROHORSE SWIM through the BLAST CRATER and BRING BACK HELP.

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    The BROHORSE AGREES that THIS WOULD BE FOR THE BEST and EXITS THROUGH THE BLAST HOLE. Outside there are a NUMBER OF BROKEN PORTHOLES, SEVEN TO BE EXACT.
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    the brohorse is pretty great

    brohorse > check inventory

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    In your INVENTORY there is a 24 PACK OF NATTY ICE, a GAMECUBE, and an UPSIDE DOWN VISOR.

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    simulacrumsimulacrum She/herRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Brohorse> Equip UPSIDE DOWN VISOR

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    simulacrum wrote: »
    Brohorse> Equip UPSIDE DOWN VISOR

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    NOW WE ARE GETTING SOMEWHERE.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    brohorse> go from porthole to porthole, bro bumping the glass to see if there is a response

    sip natty ice along the way

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    sea horse> deploy your wargame miniature collection

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    cass >use the key to unlock the door

    demurist> share your air supply with cass

    choco > eye demurist's 9 inch boner, watch the two share air supply angrily

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    cass >use the key to unlock the door

    demurist> share your air supply with cass

    choco > eye demurist's 9 inch boner, watch the two share air supply angrily

    choco > deploy illegal-in-canada 11 inch Bowie

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    UNDERWATER KNIFE FIGHT

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    VERY GOOD

    BIG CUTTING EDGE

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    choco > deploy illegal-in-canada 11 inch Bowie

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    You CANNOT, as your ILLEGAL-IN-CANADA 11" BOWIE is in ANOTHER ROOM.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    that's not choco


    that's not choco at all!

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    that's not choco


    that's not choco at all!

    READ THE TEXT

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    the command was to choco, not dumblas brown

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    the command was to choco, not dumblas brown

    I am showing you that Choco's 11" Bowie is in Promo's room. Geez.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    I assumed that was a distinct bowie, as the one I am talking about is owned by choco, while The Bowie is a drifter, free as the wind

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I assumed that was a distinct bowie, as the one I am talking about is owned by choco, while The Bowie is a drifter, free as the wind

    Which is why he left Choco and made his way to Promo's room, obviously.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    moriarty > sweat profusely in this stifling heat

    yearn for the cold, free lands of your home

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    moriarty > sweat profusely in this stifling heat

    yearn for the cold, free lands of your home

    nerdgasmic > join in the yearning

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    moriarty > sweat profusely in this stifling heat

    yearn for the cold, free lands of your home

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    You are PROFESSOR MORIARITY (SILAS BROWN). You have what SOME (IE: LOSERS) would CALL QUESTIONABLE TASTE IN FACIAL DECORATION. You HAIL FROM THE FROZEN NORTH, and YEARN FOR YOUR HOMELAND. This is why your INVENTORY is PACKED ENTIRELY with ICE CUBES.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PROFFEM (SILBROW) -> FASHION a KEYCARD out of ONE OF YOUR ICE CUBES to FIT what LOOKS like a KEYCARD SLOT next to the DOOR.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Irond Will > Scour the room for CRAPPY ANIME that you can JUDGE HARSHLY

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ProfEm --> Rub ICE CUBES luxuriously on your NIPPLES to seduce the 11-INCH BOWIE.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    ProfEm --> Rub ICE CUBES luxuriously on your NIPPLES to seduce the 11-INCH BOWIE.

    1. There is no way you can rub ice cubes on your nipples "luxuriously". Ice cubes on your nipples is never luxurious.

    2. You do not seduce David Bowie. David Bowie seduces you.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    ProfEm --> Rub ICE CUBES luxuriously on your NIPPLES to seduce the 11-INCH BOWIE.

    1. There is no way you can rub ice cubes on your nipples "luxuriously". Ice cubes on your nipples is never luxurious.

    2. You do not seduce David Bowie. David Bowie seduces you.

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    moriarty > rub ice cubes on david bowie's nipples to seduce yourself?

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