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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Bleh, for some reason I have had bone pain in the upper right hand side of my jaw for a month now. As if i've dislocated it or something. Comes and goes, but it's very annoying.

    I blame those chewy bon bons.

    WMain00 on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    guys guess what eddy was supposed to meet me yesterday in williamsburg brooklyn and somehow he was headed in the direction of bed-stuy instead, via queens somehow

    i donno

    how he did that

    casual or semi-formal eddy?

    meeeee

    Casual Eddy on
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    i beat amnesia last night. finished is probably the more accurate term as it's more of an interactive story as opposed to something that is beaten. it may have enabled some frenetic dream activity last night.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    cass

    never change

    Too late. I'm going through a metamorphisis. I will emerge as an asshole butterfly who only posts in G&T.

    then I will steal choco while you are gestating to your mature form

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    YOU BITCH, YOU BITCH

    When the adult ChocoKinesis achieves estrus it's best not to fight

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    as a scientist richy

    we are going to die

    the mayans forgot to carry a one

    the end of the world is now

    Arch on
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Smart Casual Eddy would be the best choice for a name change.

    Black Tie Eddy

    White Tie Eddy

    Scruffy Eddy

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    lip my stocking

    for some reason I feel dirty from reading this.

    oh mister bob harris

    ohhhh

    Wash on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Slightly Rumpled but Still Wearable Eddy

    Arch on
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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    as a scientist richy

    we are going to die

    the mayans forgot to carry a one

    the end of the world is now

    I can't quite see what the crab nebula has to do with our demise.

    WMain00 on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Far Too Casual, You Are Embarassing Your Mother Eddy

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Smart Casual Eddy would be the best choice for a name change.

    Black Tie Eddy

    White Tie Eddy

    Scruffy Eddy

    awww scruffy eddy sounds p. cute

    I was considering fancy lad for a name change

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    as a scientist richy

    we are going to die

    the mayans forgot to carry a one

    the end of the world is now

    I can't quite see what the crab nebula has to do with our demise.

    look when a crab nebula starts shooting off mysterious flares a few days after massive unexplained animal deaths you start to look for the obvious answer

    occam's razor Wmain, occam's razor

    Arch on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Richy wrote: »

    Happened?

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    the lounge singer in Lost in Translation is so up her own ass

    Wash on
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Bleh, for some reason I have had bone pain in the upper right hand side of my jaw for a month now. As if i've dislocated it or something. Comes and goes, but it's very annoying.

    I blame those chewy bon bons.

    sounds like TMJ. thus is my online medical prognosis

    Dynagrip on
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    as a scientist richy

    we are going to die

    the mayans forgot to carry a one

    the end of the world is now
    Actually, we messed up the digits in transcribing. It wasn't 2012, it was 1220. The end of the world took place almost 800 years ago.

    Richy on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Bleh, for some reason I have had bone pain in the upper right hand side of my jaw for a month now. As if i've dislocated it or something. Comes and goes, but it's very annoying.

    I blame those chewy bon bons.

    sounds like TMJ. thus is my online medical prognosis

    TMJ of course stands for Too Many Johnsons

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Bleh, for some reason I have had bone pain in the upper right hand side of my jaw for a month now. As if i've dislocated it or something. Comes and goes, but it's very annoying.

    I blame those chewy bon bons.

    sounds like TMJ. thus is my online medical prognosis

    I don't wanna just parrot TMJ as well but

    yeah kinda sounds like TMJ

    do you clench your jaw when you sleep? do you consistently eat difficult to chew foods?

    Arch on
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »

    Happened?

    It has happened before, it will happen again.

    Richy on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    can there really be too many johnsons?

    Wash on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    swedish army recruitment commercials are always awesome. This one is trying to get girls to join instead of becoming au pairs.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms5-uX0bIPU
    Or drive a tank.
    Blow up a bridge.
    And take command.

    Abdhyius on
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Richy wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »

    Happened?

    It has happened before, it will happen again.

    I knew it!
    You're all my head-Cylons!

    Haphazard on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Do you get a Swiss Army Knife if you join the Swedish Army?

    Note: I actually had this question partially typed out before I realized my mistake. I feel that it was enough of a dumb mistake that I would continue to make this post. For posterity.

    Ludious on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    can there really be too many johnsons?

    yes, when they are all about to be crammed in your mouf. No otherwise.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    as a scientist richy

    we are going to die

    the mayans forgot to carry a one

    the end of the world is now

    I always figured by the time we'd be aware of a gamma burst heading towards us, it would have already reached us. Speed of light and all that.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    Do you get a Swiss Army Knife if you join the Swedish Army?

    Note: I actually had this question partially typed out before I realized my mistake. I feel that it was enough of a dumb mistake that I would continue to make this post. For posterity.

    Well, you do get one in the Swiss army. And probably many other armies as well.

    Haphazard on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    as a scientist richy

    we are going to die

    the mayans forgot to carry a one

    the end of the world is now

    I always figured by the time we'd be aware of a gamma burst heading towards us, it would have already reached us. Speed of light and all that.

    My mind is drawing a blank, but there is some physics explanation as to how we can notice the gamma burst or whatever in time

    also gamma rays are slower than lightspeed?

    Arch on
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    no.

    edit: that no was to snooki

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Do you get a Swiss Army Knife if you join the Swedish Army?

    Note: I actually had this question partially typed out before I realized my mistake. I feel that it was enough of a dumb mistake that I would continue to make this post. For posterity.

    Well, you do get one in the Swiss army. And probably many other armies as well.

    Why when Gerbers are far superior?

    Ludious on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0KJiAI9O3k&feature=related

    You'll get a cookie if you can guess what this is about.

    Abdhyius on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tav wrote: »
    129436710761265.jpeg

    scream_3.jpg

    Wash on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    looks like someone's having a Situation.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Do you get a Swiss Army Knife if you join the Swedish Army?

    Note: I actually had this question partially typed out before I realized my mistake. I feel that it was enough of a dumb mistake that I would continue to make this post. For posterity.

    Well, you do get one in the Swiss army. And probably many other armies as well.

    Why when Gerbers are far superior?

    You do not get the same knifes you get to buy in gift shops.

    And how are Gerbers superior? They're knifes with a few extras, they'll do what you want them to do.

    Haphazard on
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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    as a scientist richy

    we are going to die

    the mayans forgot to carry a one

    the end of the world is now

    I can't quite see what the crab nebula has to do with our demise.

    look when a crab nebula starts shooting off mysterious flares a few days after massive unexplained animal deaths you start to look for the obvious answer

    occam's razor Wmain, occam's razor

    What, you mean the birds firework incident?

    Eh.

    WMain00 on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    any knife you get in the swiss army will by definition be a swiss army knife though

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    looks like someone's having a Situation.

    I still love that he came out with protein vodka

    Tav on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    gerbers have a completely different design though, and the pliers ALONE make gerbers better.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    as a scientist richy

    we are going to die

    the mayans forgot to carry a one

    the end of the world is now

    I can't quite see what the crab nebula has to do with our demise.

    look when a crab nebula starts shooting off mysterious flares a few days after massive unexplained animal deaths you start to look for the obvious answer

    occam's razor Wmain, occam's razor

    What, you mean the birds firework incident?

    Eh.

    No I mean the selective reporting of hundreds of other completely normal flock deaths

    I mean all the unexplained animal suicides

    Arch on
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