Gotta lose over half my body weight before I can even begin to transition, and my body wants to play stubborn. Well fuck that! It's on! You wanna go into starvation mode and refuse to burn calories? I'll fucking show you starvation. Starvation coupled with long, brisk walks in below-zero windchills.
I love how much willpower I have right now. My friend has been offering me cookies and chips all day. Ha!
find some "goal clothes" they always want to fit into on the biggest loser.
Procyon, you may not know this, but the AC engages in a hazing technique for newcomers in which you must trade houses for a season with the first person who asks.
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GIMME YO HOUSE
[edit] and Metal, your dogs' cuteness never ceases to melt me.
Gotta lose over half my body weight before I can even begin to transition, and my body wants to play stubborn. Well fuck that! It's on! You wanna go into starvation mode and refuse to burn calories? I'll fucking show you starvation. Starvation coupled with long, brisk walks in below-zero windchills.
I love how much willpower I have right now. My friend has been offering me cookies and chips all day. Ha!
find some "goal clothes" they always want to fit into on the biggest loser.
My goal clothes include small girly things. Oh, god. I don't know shit about female clothing. Well, actually, I don't know much about male clothing either. I just wear jeans and tee shirts all the time.
Gotta lose over half my body weight before I can even begin to transition, and my body wants to play stubborn. Well fuck that! It's on! You wanna go into starvation mode and refuse to burn calories? I'll fucking show you starvation. Starvation coupled with long, brisk walks in below-zero windchills.
I love how much willpower I have right now. My friend has been offering me cookies and chips all day. Ha!
find some "goal clothes" they always want to fit into on the biggest loser.
My goal clothes include small girly things. Oh, god. I don't know shit about female clothing. Well, actually, I don't know much about male clothing either. I just wear jeans and tee shirts all the time.
My secret guilty pleasure is watching What Not to Wear. Go watch that show and learn some things about dressing yourself.
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NappuccinoSurveyor of Things and StuffRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
Cake, that first snow picture of Franklin looks so regal and awesome. Did you air brush those snow highlights or what?
reposting for people with short attentionspans and because franklin is awesome.
I watch that show all the time lol, but some of those people are reeeeeeally terrible with those, and then their end result isnt that impressive
A fun game is to pay attention to how often stacy breaks her own "rules." You get double points if the outfit she's wearing is breaking a rule that she's currently reciting.
Basically don't take anything too seriously except for the advice on how to dress for your body shape.
I watch that show all the time lol, but some of those people are reeeeeeally terrible with those, and then their end result isnt that impressive
A fun game is to pay attention to how often stacy breaks her own "rules." You get double points if the outfit she's wearing is breaking a rule that she's currently reciting.
Basically don't take anything too seriously except for the advice on how to dress for your body shape.
Gotta lose over half my body weight before I can even begin to transition, and my body wants to play stubborn. Well fuck that! It's on! You wanna go into starvation mode and refuse to burn calories? I'll fucking show you starvation. Starvation coupled with long, brisk walks in below-zero windchills.
I love how much willpower I have right now. My friend has been offering me cookies and chips all day. Ha!
find some "goal clothes" they always want to fit into on the biggest loser.
My goal clothes include small girly things. Oh, god. I don't know shit about female clothing. Well, actually, I don't know much about male clothing either. I just wear jeans and tee shirts all the time.
My secret guilty pleasure is watching What Not to Wear. Go watch that show and learn some things about dressing yourself.
Oh my God I love that show. I really wish I didn't, but I totally do.
I started finally dressing like a lady instead of a weird boy as a result.
Ah sorry guys, while Franklin is amazing those aren't him. I just found some random pictures of other newfoundlands in snow for Bacon's sake. We don't get a lot of snow here in Los Angeles or San Diego...though I wish we did so that Franklin could play in it.
They are great photos though, I love that last one especially.
I like cute dresses on other girls, but never on myself.
You've pretty much guaranteed that next time a sketch-an-avatar/forumer thread rolls around, you're going to get a drawing of you dressed up in the most obnoxiously girly flower dress I can think of.
That being the case, you've also pretty much guaranteed that I'm also going to draw a bunch of other forumers in the most obnoxiously girly flower dresses I can think of, regardless of gender.
MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
Then you'll wear two dresses!
Or one really big one!
Whichever is more funny
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MustangArbiter of Unpopular OpinionsRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
If it were socially acceptable for men to wear dresses, I'd be totally down for wearing a dress on a hot day.
I'd also have a handbag, I'm sick of trying to cram my world into my pockets.
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
I like cute dresses on other girls, but never on myself.
You've pretty much guaranteed that next time a sketch-an-avatar/forumer thread rolls around, you're going to get a drawing of you dressed up in the most obnoxiously girly flower dress I can think of.
That being the case, you've also pretty much guaranteed that I'm also going to draw a bunch of other forumers in the most obnoxiously girly flower dresses I can think of, regardless of gender.
Do it. Give in to your hatred and revive the Sketch-A-Forumer thread!
I like cute dresses on other girls, but never on myself.
You've pretty much guaranteed that next time a sketch-an-avatar/forumer thread rolls around, you're going to get a drawing of you dressed up in the most obnoxiously girly flower dress I can think of.
That being the case, you've also pretty much guaranteed that I'm also going to draw a bunch of other forumers in the most obnoxiously girly flower dresses I can think of, regardless of gender.
God damnit
it better be purple, at least.
It's actually pretty alarming, for my graduation, I wore a dress. It was the first time since I was a small child, and I only did it because I promised my mother. The pictures are on my facebook and whenever anyone sees them they don't believe it's me, because I also let people put makeup on me and do my hair. LAST TIME I DO THAT.
It's actually pretty alarming, for my graduation, I wore a dress. It was the first time since I was a small child, and I only did it because I promised my mother. The pictures are on my facebook and whenever anyone sees them they don't believe it's me, because I also let people put makeup on me and do my hair. LAST TIME I DO THAT.
Lucky you- when my mom made me where a dress for my high school graduation, everybody recognized who I was.
Cats with flat faces crack me up. A family friend used to own one and would occaisionally give it a bowl of milk to drink. Watching it get milk all over itself in the process was one of the funniest things I've seen, and a just little sad.
MustangArbiter of Unpopular OpinionsRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
He has a technique for getting food into his mouth, which involves grabbing it with his front incisors, then flicking it upwards and catching it as gravity takes hold. The result is that I have cat biscuits strewn all over the floor because he fucks it up every second time.
Eating and drinking with a flat face is a lot harder than most people realize.
It's actually pretty alarming, for my graduation, I wore a dress. It was the first time since I was a small child, and I only did it because I promised my mother. The pictures are on my facebook and whenever anyone sees them they don't believe it's me, because I also let people put makeup on me and do my hair. LAST TIME I DO THAT.
I wear makeup every now and then, but I very, very rarely wear dresses. I'd much rather be comfortable and not have to worry about not wearing pants the whole time. Also sneakers are comfy and I can run around in them. Not so much with heels.
My friends usually say something like "take a picture, Jen's wearing a DRESS!" when the rare event occurs.
90% of the time I'm just a shirt-and-jeans-with-potential-hoodie kinda gal.
I'm the same way. I have like...maybe 2 dresses, and one is my old prom dress that's crumpled up in the corner of my closet. The other I needed for a wedding. I like dressing up for fancy occasions, but those are so far and few in between.
Make up I just can't be bothered with most of the time.
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[edit] and Metal, your dogs' cuteness never ceases to melt me.
My goal clothes include small girly things. Oh, god. I don't know shit about female clothing. Well, actually, I don't know much about male clothing either. I just wear jeans and tee shirts all the time.
Dont know what to wear? Dress
Going to a party? Dress
Time for work? Dress
My closet is literally full of dresses. Lol you could always start reading fashion magazines
My secret guilty pleasure is watching What Not to Wear. Go watch that show and learn some things about dressing yourself.
reposting for people with short attentionspans and because franklin is awesome.
I've always had a thing for (very) slightly oversized sweaters. I always wanted a really nice angora wool sweater. A fuzzy one.
A fun game is to pay attention to how often stacy breaks her own "rules." You get double points if the outfit she's wearing is breaking a rule that she's currently reciting.
Basically don't take anything too seriously except for the advice on how to dress for your body shape.
forever 21 is a wonderful place, but their sizing chart is sadly a little off
stacy is fucking bitch XD
Oh my God I love that show. I really wish I didn't, but I totally do.
I started finally dressing like a lady instead of a weird boy as a result.
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dresses arent for everyone, but if you can put it off it will super cute. I go ga-ga for cute girls in cute dresses
EDIT: whoa kochikens I was not expecting that avatar
...seriously... I "roll" for my clothes every morning. hahahaha
I think of Dick Van Dyke falling asleep on a surfboard and being swept out to sea, and then rescued by porpoises.
... which avatar??
Oh thank god, I thought it was just me.
That photo is incredible cake, I'd frame that if Franklin were my dog.
They are great photos though, I love that last one especially.
You've pretty much guaranteed that next time a sketch-an-avatar/forumer thread rolls around, you're going to get a drawing of you dressed up in the most obnoxiously girly flower dress I can think of.
That being the case, you've also pretty much guaranteed that I'm also going to draw a bunch of other forumers in the most obnoxiously girly flower dresses I can think of, regardless of gender.
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Or one really big one!
Whichever is more funny
I'd also have a handbag, I'm sick of trying to cram my world into my pockets.
Do it. Give in to your hatred and revive the Sketch-A-Forumer thread!
God damnit
it better be purple, at least.
It's actually pretty alarming, for my graduation, I wore a dress. It was the first time since I was a small child, and I only did it because I promised my mother. The pictures are on my facebook and whenever anyone sees them they don't believe it's me, because I also let people put makeup on me and do my hair. LAST TIME I DO THAT.
Hahaha, haha, ahhhhh...
Lucky you- when my mom made me where a dress for my high school graduation, everybody recognized who I was.
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Ahahahaha!
Cats with flat faces crack me up. A family friend used to own one and would occaisionally give it a bowl of milk to drink. Watching it get milk all over itself in the process was one of the funniest things I've seen, and a just little sad.
(Athur is the perfect name too.)
Eating and drinking with a flat face is a lot harder than most people realize.
I wear makeup every now and then, but I very, very rarely wear dresses. I'd much rather be comfortable and not have to worry about not wearing pants the whole time. Also sneakers are comfy and I can run around in them. Not so much with heels.
My friends usually say something like "take a picture, Jen's wearing a DRESS!" when the rare event occurs.
90% of the time I'm just a shirt-and-jeans-with-potential-hoodie kinda gal.
If full length pocketed wool dresses with fur linings were popular, I wouldnt have this issue.
Make up I just can't be bothered with most of the time.
I am the worst lady.
Check out my art! Buy some prints!