So according to some dumb astrologist,
there's a new zodiac sign, Ophiuchus, which means everyone's zodiac signs have changed:
Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.
My precious horoscopes!
Also sucks for people who got their zodiac tattoed on them if its changed.
i'm now a sagittarius, booo
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Which is to say none whatsoever
hahahaha I didn't even think of this yessss
see you later, virgo
Next you'll be telling me I wasn't born in the year of the Rat.
it's cool because it's a doctor who got so good at medicine he raised the dead and zeus killed him for i
physician, heal thyself
Nothing is my fault, the stars don't like me.
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I'm staying Aquarius.
The trend continues!
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fuckin' aries
i was a taurus! that was cool! you messed with the bull, you got the horns!
Also I keep typing Aeris when I try to type Aries.
So I wonder why they didn't do this all sooner? Has there been a drop in people who take this seriously?
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Can you lie about vague things that could happen to people?
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The fuck is a Capricorn? He ain't bringing me no water thats for sure.
When I was a RA back in Undergrad I used to write them for a Newsletter that we made up for our residents.
I made them give me things by telling them that it was written in the stars...
...this is a great excuse for a deluge of updated "Zodiac Guide to X" books.
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I used to be a scorpio, which are feminine and introverted
and libras are feminine and extroverted
so the forces of the universe are telling me I'm a girl who needs to be more outgoing?
I'll see what I can do
yes yes
more girls are good
Do I still think this is all a pile of bullshit?
these are the real astronomical zodiac signs that are actually dependent on the sun and planets' precession through the constellations
scorpio is only like eight days long, while virgo is about 45 days