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Whats your new sign?

lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
edited January 2011 in Social Entropy++
So according to some dumb astrologist, there's a new zodiac sign, Ophiuchus, which means everyone's zodiac signs have changed:

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

My precious horoscopes!

Also sucks for people who got their zodiac tattoed on them if its changed.

i'm now a sagittarius, booo

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Astrology is like science for people without brains.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I will now pay attention to my new sign just as much as I did my old one

    Which is to say none whatsoever

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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Also sucks for people who got their zodiac tattoed on them if its changed.

    hahahaha I didn't even think of this yessss

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  • zen-zen- Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm now a leo

    see you later, virgo

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I DON'T WANNA BE A CANCER, WANNA BE A LEO.

    Next you'll be telling me I wasn't born in the year of the Rat.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Ophiuchus

    it's cool because it's a doctor who got so good at medicine he raised the dead and zeus killed him for i

    physician, heal thyself

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Gasp! I am the 13th troll!

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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    That's what they get for tattooing stupid shit on their bodies

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm a cancer now I guess? whatever man, fuck this bs

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Astrology is like science for people without brains.

    Nothing is my fault, the stars don't like me.

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  • tastypastrytastypastry Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I was a leo. Still a leo. yay.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    One of these days I'll have to get that representation of a flat earth lasered off my back.

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Fuck Capricorn.

    I'm staying Aquarius.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sorry, I ain't no cancer. I will always be a Leo because fuck you, you can't just make up new shit.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    technically it's not making it up, it's realizing that shit has changed over the last 2000 years and also that the babylonians ignored a zodiac sign because they felt like it

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i don't even know where to start

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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    It started as making it up

    The trend continues!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I know this is all bullshit because the stars revolve around the earth, how could they get off course.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Sorry, I ain't no cancer. I will always be a Leo because fuck you, you can't just make up new shit.
    yeah don't go around making up shit in this totally made up image of the cosmos, idiots

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    fuckin'

    fuckin' aries

    i was a taurus! that was cool! you messed with the bull, you got the horns!

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You can't just go changing Jesus' star sign.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    lmao, i'm gemini now

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I don't really care about this at all, but I guess Aries sounds cooler than Taurus.

    Also I keep typing Aeris when I try to type Aries.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So basically they just recalibrated all the Stargate addresses to compensate for stellar drift.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    How do you get a job writing horoscopes?

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm now a Scorpio.

    So I wonder why they didn't do this all sooner? Has there been a drop in people who take this seriously?

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I was born a leo, and ill die a leo!

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I used to be a gemini, I miss that.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    How do you get a job writing horoscopes?

    Can you lie about vague things that could happen to people?

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Aww but I always sound like what they describe a Aquarius personality is like.

    The fuck is a Capricorn? He ain't bringing me no water thats for sure.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Why is this suddenly a hot topic on news sites? I'm so confused.

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    How do you get a job writing horoscopes?

    When I was a RA back in Undergrad I used to write them for a Newsletter that we made up for our residents.

    I made them give me things by telling them that it was written in the stars...

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  • The Iron ChancellorThe Iron Chancellor Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Capricorn, nah thanks I'll stick with Aquarius

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I just realized...

    ...this is a great excuse for a deluge of updated "Zodiac Guide to X" books.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    All Virgos are especially friendly and intelligent, except for you.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    according to the mystical wikipedia

    I used to be a scorpio, which are feminine and introverted

    and libras are feminine and extroverted

    so the forces of the universe are telling me I'm a girl who needs to be more outgoing?

    I'll see what I can do

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  • ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You would think people would realize how much bullshit it is if they did that.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    BugBoy wrote: »
    according to the mystical wikipedia

    I used to be a scorpio, which are feminine and introverted

    and libras are feminine and extroverted

    so the forces of the universe are telling me I'm a girl who needs to be more outgoing?

    I'll see what I can do

    yes yes
    more girls are good

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Please someone tell me how I'm supposed to behave now, after my dramatic shift from Scorpio to Libra.

    Do I still think this is all a pile of bullshit?

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    ophiuchus has always been there

    these are the real astronomical zodiac signs that are actually dependent on the sun and planets' precession through the constellations

    scorpio is only like eight days long, while virgo is about 45 days

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