I am looking for a roommate and I had a very, very attractive young lady come look at the room last night. I figured I'd bring her in, she'd be dull as cardboard, and we'd go on with our lives. That did not happen. Turns out she is kind of artsy and cute. She is also a burlesque dancer, and I am too much of a square to deal with that.
I've got a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. And a boner in my pants.
On the one hand, she's really cool. She's into art history, as am I. I have a ridiculous weakness for cute, artsy girls. If I were single, I wouldn't hesitate for a second.
On the other hand, I'm not single, and living with someone I'm attracted to would be a big fucking mistake. So, I'm gonna turn her down.
tl;dr: I'm a giant wiener.
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