i want emma stone to win best acrtess in a comedy or musical and jennifer lawrence to win best actress in a drama and the modern family peeps to win best supporting tv actors and actresses and thats pretty much all i care about
Emma Stone should win because she has a great rack.
every time someone wins and you immediately see a camera angle of one of the losers looking pissed off or sad
One of my favorites was a couple years ago when Robert Downey Jr was up against Heath Ledger, and RDJ was on record as not liking The Dark Knight at all and thinking it took itself way too seriously
Cut to awards night and of course it goes to Ledger
Cut to drunk Robert Downey Jr. sarcastically clapping with this completely dead look on his face
every time someone wins and you immediately see a camera angle of one of the losers looking pissed off or sad
One of my favorites was a couple years ago when Robert Downey Jr was up against Heath Ledger, and RDJ was on record as not liking The Dark Knight at all and thinking it took itself way too seriously
Cut to awards night and of course it goes to Ledger
Cut to drunk Robert Downey Jr. sarcastically clapping with this completely dead look on his face
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as am I, it ended up being a pretty good year!
I'm thinking up better ways of organizing the ballots this year, if anyone has ideas for that or for prizes shoot me a PM
Emma Stone should win because she has a great rack.
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this is going to be absolute torment, I'm pretty sure
Because everytime George Clooney has an upset look on his face, take a shot.
Coran Attack!
or the daytime emmy awards
you know, come to think of it i'd rather have a daytime emmy than a golden globe. shit, then you're in oprah's world right?
One of my favorites was a couple years ago when Robert Downey Jr was up against Heath Ledger, and RDJ was on record as not liking The Dark Knight at all and thinking it took itself way too seriously
Cut to awards night and of course it goes to Ledger
Cut to drunk Robert Downey Jr. sarcastically clapping with this completely dead look on his face
which celebrity worshipping television show do the pigfuckers watch
I don't think the pigfuckers discriminate that much
also I'm predicting at least 10 minutes spent interviewing various Twilight castmembers on the red carpet
hopefully RPatts will be as monstrously high as he usually is
Steam
otherwise it's just the low-rent version of the Oscars
what is Will Ferrell doing there what was he even in last year
did you like it that much if my calling that horrible thing into question caused that frown?
take a cue from keith. own your horrific thing. you'll be a richer person for listening to cher
I also still don't like him
really
also gosh Natalie Portman is pretty
What spring does with the cherry trees.
e: VI: yep
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i was rewatching beetlegeuse and holy shit he was in it and it was so surreal
why is he
...
what
What spring does with the cherry trees.
great
Yeah
I know
Goddammit
she is slowly merging with Tim Burton
soon Helena Burton Carter will devour Johnny Depp and the hipster god will rule us all
Helena Bonham Carter, Tim Burton, and Johnny Depp merge to make a gothy Voltron movie that's too dark most of the time.
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"not everybody in America knows who Mark Zuckerberg is"
very funny Carson
also wow Jesse Eisenberg actually looks super classy, I'm not used to him looking like a decent looking dude
hello Julianne Moore I am super in love with you
i thought about that post again
bogey do you watch tmz
take me! take me! take me Mr Schu
I just want someone to be like, "Me, I want myself to win. I care about me more than them."
What spring does with the cherry trees.