Actually, Poseidon wins by virtue of him having no fucking responsibilities whatsoever. Zeus has to deal with all the other gods being annoying as fuck, (particularly Hephaestus, the whiny bitch) while Hades has to deal with every pseudo-hero come a-crying "my love died, give me a challenge so that I can bring her back, a-bloo-hoo-hoo," Poseidon just gets people praying for him to not fuck up their ships.
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Actually, Poseidon wins by virtue of him having no fucking responsibilities whatsoever. Zeus has to deal with all the other gods being annoying as fuck, (particularly Hephaestus, the whiny bitch) while Hades has to deal with every pseudo-hero come a-crying "my love died, give me a challenge so that I can bring her back, a-bloo-hoo-hoo," Poseidon just gets people praying for him to not fuck up their ships.
this guy knows what's up
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So, maybe I'm crazy, but did Poseidon also get control of the rivers of the Underworld? What with them being bodies of water? I could swear I read something about that as a kid.
Anyways, Hades is the richest of them all. I know he gets all the riches of the Earth under his domain, what with them being in the Earth. At least he's gettin' paid for his efforts. What does Poseidon get? To tip over a couple boats and knock a couple guys off their horses?
I guess what I'm saying is that Hades is clearly a playa, which puts him above Zeus and Poseidon.
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
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edited January 2011
the fact that there even was a poseidon is because of the importance that the greeks placed on sea travel and lifestyle, since they are right on the water there
so it might not seem terribly cool to us but if you were always looking at water and it was likely to fuck you up somehow you'd probably want to make some sacrifices to it
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World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
that first statement should have an "I think" in there somewhere since I am literally talking out of my butt
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
hades controls the power of death itself how is that not equal or greater cool-value as controlling water
no he does not
the fates control death
hades just gets to deal with dead people
And the fellow who actually does the deadening is a totally other fellow, Thanatos. Anyways, Poseidon got all the best nymphs. I mean, sky nymphs and earth nymphs got nothin' on water nymphs.
Sea god would probably be the one i picked. since it's the majority of the fucking planet.
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ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
i duno you didn't say who got laid more faynor
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Poseidon got the shit end of the deal jack. Gary is right.
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Gary's objectively wrong and I'm blocking you on AIM
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ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
if he is wrong then you shouldn't have made a thread about it to show us how much you DOUBT YOURSELF
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ebbing in ... the tide
let us bring our armies to fight him
*drowns stabbing the sea*
this guy knows what's up
I don't know... Couldn't you just avoid the sea?
Now Hades is a little bit more difficult as he'll just keep on sending zombies & skeletons towards you.
oh, get over it, faggot
there's nothing to get over you being painfully unfunny. cool effort though!
tell me a folktale as an analogy to this situation please
gonna buy you an anti-grav pump
so you can take these jokes more lightly
holy shit that sounds terribly forced
i am afraid i do not know any jack
i am terribly sorry
Poseidon sounds dorky, neptune sounds sweet
I think I give it to hades, cuz he got to bang persephone, who if the matrix movies are anything to go by, was fucking smoking hot
it actually holds up pretty well; wonder why they never made more
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8MhWO_RXWk
a phrase a man can utter but once in his lifetime to be sure
Now which is better - Fig Newtons or Oreos?
Oreos.
Anyways, Hades is the richest of them all. I know he gets all the riches of the Earth under his domain, what with them being in the Earth. At least he's gettin' paid for his efforts. What does Poseidon get? To tip over a couple boats and knock a couple guys off their horses?
I guess what I'm saying is that Hades is clearly a playa, which puts him above Zeus and Poseidon.
no he does not
the fates control death
hades just gets to deal with dead people
by bang you mean rape
because man did the gods love rape
so it might not seem terribly cool to us but if you were always looking at water and it was likely to fuck you up somehow you'd probably want to make some sacrifices to it
And the fellow who actually does the deadening is a totally other fellow, Thanatos. Anyways, Poseidon got all the best nymphs. I mean, sky nymphs and earth nymphs got nothin' on water nymphs.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Hades rapes Persephone during the winter
Poseidon has the little mermaid
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
I just want Gary to be locked in his wrong closet