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The Age Old Question - Settle your disputes with the opinion of the majority TODAY!

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Actually, Poseidon wins by virtue of him having no fucking responsibilities whatsoever. Zeus has to deal with all the other gods being annoying as fuck, (particularly Hephaestus, the whiny bitch) while Hades has to deal with every pseudo-hero come a-crying "my love died, give me a challenge so that I can bring her back, a-bloo-hoo-hoo," Poseidon just gets people praying for him to not fuck up their ships.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    so what is the question

    I'm very confused by this

    did any of those three gods have a rough deal and if so, which one(s)

    well Poseidon got a lot of inclement weather and Zeus just turned into a goose and raped a lot of really easy human women

    Hades got millions of damned souls to command as he pleases

    I don't see why this is a particularly difficult decision

    see this is what I'm saying but FAYNOR thinks that hades got owned
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    But he's a ginger.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    anyway I've already

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    so

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    the white hair of poseiden

    ebbing in ... the tide

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    poseiden is easily the most dangerous

    let us bring our armies to fight him

    *drowns stabbing the sea*

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    LOL! mr. monroe you are very funny and I see your stand-up career going far!!!!

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    SLyM wrote: »
    Actually, Poseidon wins by virtue of him having no fucking responsibilities whatsoever. Zeus has to deal with all the other gods being annoying as fuck, (particularly Hephaestus, the whiny bitch) while Hades has to deal with every pseudo-hero come a-crying "my love died, give me a challenge so that I can bring her back, a-bloo-hoo-hoo," Poseidon just gets people praying for him to not fuck up their ships.

    this guy knows what's up

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Swill wrote: »
    poseiden is easily the most dangerous

    let us bring our armies to fight him

    *drowns stabbing the sea*

    I don't know... Couldn't you just avoid the sea?

    Now Hades is a little bit more difficult as he'll just keep on sending zombies & skeletons towards you.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Faynor wrote: »
    LOL! mr. monroe you are very funny and I see your stand-up career going far!!!!

    oh, get over it, faggot

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    shit is gettin' intense in this mythology thread

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    LOL! mr. monroe you are very funny and I see your stand-up career going far!!!!

    oh, get over it, faggot

    there's nothing to get over you being painfully unfunny. cool effort though!

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    shit is gettin' intense in this mythology thread

    tell me a folktale as an analogy to this situation please

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Faynor wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    LOL! mr. monroe you are very funny and I see your stand-up career going far!!!!

    oh, get over it, faggot

    there's nothing to get over you being painfully unfunny. cool effort though!

    gonna buy you an anti-grav pump

    so you can take these jokes more lightly

    holy shit that sounds terribly forced

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Can we talk about the best mythology tale?

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Faynor wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    shit is gettin' intense in this mythology thread

    tell me a folktale as an analogy to this situation please

    i am afraid i do not know any jack

    i am terribly sorry

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Poseidon is one of the few greek names I like less than the roman version

    Poseidon sounds dorky, neptune sounds sweet

    I think I give it to hades, cuz he got to bang persephone, who if the matrix movies are anything to go by, was fucking smoking hot

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    this thread made me reinstall Age of Mythology

    it actually holds up pretty well; wonder why they never made more

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    meg from hercules anyone???

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Faynor is right

    a phrase a man can utter but once in his lifetime to be sure

    Now which is better - Fig Newtons or Oreos?

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    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Is that even a real question?

    Oreos.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    duh oreos how is that even a question

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  • KlashKlash Lost... ... in the rainRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So, maybe I'm crazy, but did Poseidon also get control of the rivers of the Underworld? What with them being bodies of water? I could swear I read something about that as a kid.

    Anyways, Hades is the richest of them all. I know he gets all the riches of the Earth under his domain, what with them being in the Earth. At least he's gettin' paid for his efforts. What does Poseidon get? To tip over a couple boats and knock a couple guys off their horses?

    I guess what I'm saying is that Hades is clearly a playa, which puts him above Zeus and Poseidon.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    hades controls the power of death itself how is that not equal or greater cool-value as controlling water

    no he does not

    the fates control death

    hades just gets to deal with dead people

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Houk wrote: »
    Poseidon is one of the few greek names I like less than the roman version

    Poseidon sounds dorky, neptune sounds sweet

    I think I give it to hades, cuz he got to bang persephone, who if the matrix movies are anything to go by, was fucking smoking hot

    by bang you mean rape

    because man did the gods love rape

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Yeah Neptune got a pretty sweet deal.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    the fact that there even was a poseidon is because of the importance that the greeks placed on sea travel and lifestyle, since they are right on the water there

    so it might not seem terribly cool to us but if you were always looking at water and it was likely to fuck you up somehow you'd probably want to make some sacrifices to it

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    that first statement should have an "I think" in there somewhere since I am literally talking out of my butt

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    butt typing

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  • PhantPhant Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    hades controls the power of death itself how is that not equal or greater cool-value as controlling water

    no he does not

    the fates control death

    hades just gets to deal with dead people

    And the fellow who actually does the deadening is a totally other fellow, Thanatos. Anyways, Poseidon got all the best nymphs. I mean, sky nymphs and earth nymphs got nothin' on water nymphs.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sea god would probably be the one i picked. since it's the majority of the fucking planet.

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i duno you didn't say who got laid more faynor

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Zeus fucks everyone ever

    Hades rapes Persephone during the winter

    Poseidon has the little mermaid

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Poseidon got the shit end of the deal jack. Gary is right.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Gary's objectively wrong and I'm blocking you on AIM

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    if he is wrong then you shouldn't have made a thread about it to show us how much you DOUBT YOURSELF

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I am at home within myself and my correctivity

    I just want Gary to be locked in his wrong closet

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hera is Snooki's mom

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