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New Comic for Monday, January 17th, 2011

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    BlueBlue wrote: »
    I bet you also did not bring enough for everyone

    You would be right.

    I am selfish and mean.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    you can also put sparklers in your butt and dance naked on the roof of the school gym during homecoming but that does not make it a good idea!

    Quoth on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    you can also put sparklers in your butt and dance naked on the roof of the school gym during homecoming but that does not make it a good idea!

    Not with that attitude....

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    you can also put sparklers in your butt and dance naked on the roof of the school gym during homecoming but that does not make it a good idea!

    wait


    you

    you sure?

    PiptheFair on
  • OptyOpty Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I bathe once a month on the full moon. Isn't that how you're supposed to do it?

    Opty on
  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I gotta work on my small talk. I am so bad at just chatting up random people, but I'm working on it!

    small talk seems so stock. the answers are always the same

    Jars on
  • BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    http://dresdencodak.com/2010/12/17/evan-guest-comic/
    just replace "intellectual pursuits" with "magic the gathering" and "build robots that build robots" with "play that witch-touching game"

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    i mean this forum is a pretty good example. look up an old camwhore thread. the amount of attractive people who post here is ridiculous.

    well you can't because search is broken but if you could, you'd see.

    You are too kind.

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    i mean this forum is a pretty good example. look up an old camwhore thread. the amount of attractive people who post here is ridiculous.

    well you can't because search is broken but if you could, you'd see.

    You are too kind.

    He actually told me that was the reason I couldn't join. He made me cry.

    But then his wife took me in her arms...

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    i mean this forum is a pretty good example. look up an old camwhore thread. the amount of attractive people who post here is ridiculous.

    well you can't because search is broken but if you could, you'd see.

    You are too kind.

    He actually told me that was the reason I couldn't join. He made me cry.

    But this his wife took me in her arms...

    Because I'm too attractive?

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    LTM wrote: »
    So many people shitting on shy and introverted geeks in here.

    Daaaaaaaaaaaamn.

    Introverted and shy are not the same thing. People are generally shy because they are insecure. People who are introverted just enjoy that don't require social interaction more than others. Insecurities is not a positive trait, introversion is neutral.

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    i mean this forum is a pretty good example. look up an old camwhore thread. the amount of attractive people who post here is ridiculous.

    well you can't because search is broken but if you could, you'd see.

    You are too kind.

    He actually told me that was the reason I couldn't join. He made me cry.

    But then his wife took me in her arms...

    Because I'm too attractive?

    You and everyone else.

    Sassori on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Still saying it.

    I have the winning formula for a game store.

    I am holding millions within my brain.

    WoTC couldn't make it work, not Games & Gizmos, Gary's Games is a shithole ass planet, and both Fire & Sword and Game Wizard are gone.

    Raygun games is not going to save Seattle's game community.

    I hate to say it, but good local game stores are dying.

    Haven't read your ideas before. What are they?

    Also I have to wonder if "Bernies" isn't actually Ernie's Games in Woodinville, just because of the name similarity. Don't know why they'd travel that far North but then I don't know where they live exactly.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    that is exactly what they're talking about

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=135327

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    yeah

    http://www.erniesgames.com/index.html
    Come meet "Bernie" from the Penny Arcade strip
    Hope to see Mike & Jerry along with everyone from Penny Arcade!

    exist on
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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    I'm terrible at girl talk. I have no idea how to talk to other women that I have never met before.

    Periods


    eh?


    eh?


    Am I right, ladies?

    Haha! Oh my god...Please tell me I'm not supposed to talk about that. Please.

    I can't do it. I refuse.

    So, heavy flows lately? That sucks mirite? Flash flood alert, mirite.

    Belruel on
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    that is exactly what they're talking about

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=135327

    Thing is, I've been in that shop many times.

    Funny how the dude didn't strike me as a bro in any way, though he doesn't look like a stereotypical nerd, either.

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Belruel wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    I'm terrible at girl talk. I have no idea how to talk to other women that I have never met before.

    Periods


    eh?


    eh?


    Am I right, ladies?

    Haha! Oh my god...Please tell me I'm not supposed to talk about that. Please.

    I can't do it. I refuse.

    So, heavy flows lately? That sucks mirite? Flash flood alert, mirite.

    AHHHHHHHHHH!

    Sassori on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    That's a good looking store right there.

    Tonkka on
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tonkka wrote: »
    That's a good looking store right there.

    It does have a very nice aesthetic. Haven't done their game nights but there is a lot of space for games and a bunch of interesting looking models on display. Their board game selection is pretty good and they seem to focus a lot on wargames in terms of their miniatures selection.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    from that thread that someone posted about big bang theory
    I dont know about you all but I have been a (insert term here, geek, nerd whatever) since Day 1, and this show makes me laugh to TEARS sometimes...

    :s

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I refuse to watch the big bang theory because several people tried to shove it down my throat with 'ohmy gosh, you're a nerd so you'll love it!'

    :-|

    Belruel on
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    from that thread that someone posted about big band theory

    1-6682-Lawrence-Welk-Band-Photo.jpg

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm not just a someone, Tommy!

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Belruel wrote: »
    I refuse to watch the big bang theory because several people tried to shove it down my throat with 'ohmy gosh, you're a nerd so you'll love it!'

    :-|

    it's shit

    L|ama on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    I'm terrible at girl talk. I have no idea how to talk to other women that I have never met before.

    Periods


    eh?


    eh?


    Am I right, ladies?

    Haha! Oh my god...Please tell me I'm not supposed to talk about that. Please.

    I can't do it. I refuse.

    So, heavy flows lately? That sucks mirite? Flash flood alert, mirite.

    AHHHHHHHHHH!

    Are we talking The Shining elevator scene stuff or what, Bel

    Let's dish.

    Abracadaniel on
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    It just got a lot more ladies in here.

    KalTorak on
  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    I'm terrible at girl talk. I have no idea how to talk to other women that I have never met before.

    Periods


    eh?


    eh?


    Am I right, ladies?

    Haha! Oh my god...Please tell me I'm not supposed to talk about that. Please.

    I can't do it. I refuse.

    So, heavy flows lately? That sucks mirite? Flash flood alert, mirite.

    AHHHHHHHHHH!

    Are we talking The Shining elevator scene stuff or what, Bel

    Let's dish.

    I think you guys are trying to kill me...

    Is this actual girl talk? You guys are joking right?


    Right?!

    RIGHT?!

    Sassori on
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    tampons

    Darmak on
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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    tampon

    tampoff

    tampon tampoff

    THE TAMPER

    Houk the Namebringer on
  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Haha, whoops.

    Rehab on
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tonkka wrote: »
    from that thread that someone posted about big band theory

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    okay this is pretty great


    I would watch a show like this

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    I'm terrible at girl talk. I have no idea how to talk to other women that I have never met before.

    Periods


    eh?


    eh?


    Am I right, ladies?

    Haha! Oh my god...Please tell me I'm not supposed to talk about that. Please.

    I can't do it. I refuse.

    So, heavy flows lately? That sucks mirite? Flash flood alert, mirite.

    AHHHHHHHHHH!

    Are we talking The Shining elevator scene stuff or what, Bel

    Let's dish.

    I think you guys are trying to kill me...

    Is this actual girl talk? You guys are joking right?


    Right?!

    RIGHT?!

    Smart Hero, did you ever see that Stephen King movie 'Dreamcatcher'?

    It's a lot like that.

    Belruel on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    aunt flo came to visit unexpectedly the other day. she left such a mess.

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Darmak wrote: »
    tampons

    ladies

    Centipede Damascus on
  • BuhamutZeoBuhamutZeo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
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    I like how Step 1 is basically Obtain Dick.

    BuhamutZeo on
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  • MospaedaMospaeda Registered User new member
    edited January 2011
    As7 wrote: »
    that is exactly what they're talking about

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=135327

    Thing is, I've been in that shop many times.

    Funny how the dude didn't strike me as a bro in any way, though he doesn't look like a stereotypical nerd, either.

    Sounds like we have a Love Connection

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    BuhamutZeo wrote: »
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    I like how Step 1 is basically Obtain Dick.

    Okay, I've obtained one. Now what?

    Darmak on
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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Darmak wrote: »
    BuhamutZeo wrote: »
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    I like how Step 1 is basically Obtain Dick.

    Okay, I've obtained one. Now what?

    Step 2: Use dick to create one (1) Blue Portal.

    KalTorak on
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    BuhamutZeo wrote: »
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    I like how Step 1 is basically Obtain Dick.

    Okay, I've obtained one. Now what?

    Step 2: Use dick to create one (1) Blue Portal.

    I tried using it to carve a portal into the wall but all I have now is some scuffed paint and a sore dick. What am I doing wrong?

    Darmak on
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