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Ragnarok, Götterdämmerung, Whatever You Want To Call It, It's The [Apocalypse] Thread

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    If it is the end of the world

    I would like to suggest we have a good post-apocalyptic Earth rather than a terrible one

    So not anything that you would see in the X-Men for example

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Solar wrote: »
    If it is the end of the world

    I would like to suggest we have a good post-apocalyptic Earth rather than a terrible one

    So not anything that you would see in the X-Men for example

    I was making plans for god-king JC Denton in the event of apocalypse.

    Also, changing my name to "Lífþrasir" when things really start going bad.

    Oh, sure, people will mock, but when I'm alive cowering in Hoddmímis holt, and they're dead by Fenrir, well, who'll be laughing then?

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    B_RB_R Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Read Heidegger for some good apocalyptic thinking.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Mayans: predicted the end of the world but couldn't predict the white man.

    What did I just say

    Here's the thing, GG

    No one believes it (except for my crazy coworker), but they'll definitely reference it for jokes

    And no matter how much you explain it, people are still gonna refer to it that way

    Trust me, trying to inform people about a misconception will only end in you wanting to tear your hair out

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sheri wrote: »
    Rinder wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    My coworker built a bunker in his backyard, and suggests that I wear a lead coat to protect me from solar flares.

    I think your coworker is actually Nicolas Cage from Knowing.

    Depends

    Is Nicolas Cage actually right at the end of Knowing?

    Not everyone dies. Some get saved by aliens.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Rinder wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Rinder wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    My coworker built a bunker in his backyard, and suggests that I wear a lead coat to protect me from solar flares.

    I think your coworker is actually Nicolas Cage from Knowing.

    Depends

    Is Nicolas Cage actually right at the end of Knowing?

    Not everyone dies. Some get saved by aliens.

    Then no

    My coworker is not Nic Cage

    Because my coworker is crazy and misinformed and actually incorrect

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Oh God, that movie.

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    IvanIssacsIvanIssacs Skull Leader SDF-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    finally getting around to reading the road this weekend

    Movie follows the book pretty well. It's worth a watch.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I liked The Postman

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    http://2012-comet.com/

    go to the forums. i dare you.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    $5 says my coworker posts there

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    IvanIssacsIvanIssacs Skull Leader SDF-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    2010 predictions, UFOs, Near Death Experiences, Dreams, Introduce yourself!

    Don't think we need to go deeper into that rabbit hole

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I wonder if there will be something akin to the Hale-Bopp comet suicides.
    Cultists just offing themselves right before the new year.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The New World Order is an Old World Disorder, these so called Elites are Sick and need to be dethroned from their Pedestal, they want to Eliminate 100% of Humanity, these Sick Elites need a wake up call and it will be up to Humanity to step up to the plate and stop them.
    If we don't expose them to the World , if you don't stop their Agenda, we are all dead.
    These Sick People must be stopped if we are to survive as a Human Race, this is serious shit.
    It is the Rothchilds , the Windors and the Romanoffs as well as the Rockerfellers.
    They mut be stopped before it's too late.
    Billions will die if humanity doesn't wake up!.

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I love Capitalizing Pronouns.

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    FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The best end of the world would be if our Fictions, dreams, and legends came to reality and started to battle each other. Cthulhu vs. Batman vs. Kligons vs. Smoke monster vs. Tea Party Jesus vs. "real" Jesus vs. etc.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    How appropriate.

    Fanfiction is the end of the world.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    the world will end, at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve, 1989.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The world will end when the continents grow massive amounts of facial hair. Just sprouting from mountains and rivers.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This whole 2012 thing reminds of those people that kept correcting every conversation about how 2001 was the real beginning of the Millennium

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    FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Thanks to the Conspiracy who really knows what time it is.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    What conspiracy?

    Like the console version of Deus Ex?

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011

    Dear Kyle C,



    J18. I am Vicon.(VICtor CONway. Viccon = Vicon,l for short.) Thank you for contacting me - with your communication.

    Why special?

    I study well.

    Earth has core.

    There are two physical poles. North and South Geographical Poles.

    There are also two MAGNETIC poles. North, - and South.

    I am talking about The GEOGRAPHICAL POLES, NOT the magnetic ones.


    To escape the coming six catastrophes we need to escape through The North GEOGRAPHICAL Pole(Or South GEOGRAPHICAL Pole. But North is far easier.)(Fly in!! Is best, I think.)

    Phaeton's CORE(but it MAY be Nibiru, the NINTH planet) is the huge object approaching us very slowly.(I think it is Phaeton's core.)



    A little smaller than Mars. And of similar composition.





    Both GEOGRAPHICAL poles are 450 miles up in to SPACE.(There are NO surface poles!!)



    What men have designated as North and South GEOGRAPHICAL poles are NOT the TRUE geographical poles!! The true GEO poles are ABOUT 500 MILES PAST the DESIGNATED ones!!(Proceed BEE LINE fashion. And KEEP ON GOING. Yes! Even for thousands(two) of miles!!(Two "surfaces'. Be MOST CAREFUL!!)


    So hard to pin-point BECAUSE of lack of LAND MARKS and VERY erratic compass and gyro bearings!! So men have made big mistakes!! But settled for WRONG positions(hundreds of miles OUT) - to avoid controversy.(As MANY(MOST) will be angry at accepted geo poles being wrong AT ALL!!




    As to The MAGNETIC POLES. This is a VERY different matter!!

    Kyle(C), they not only move about, BUT ARE ALL over THE PLACE!!(ARE the EDGES of the 1,000 mile wide ENTRANCES!!)(Magnetic poles do not move. They are great circumferences, pi times one thousand miles!!)


    Neither north - nor south MAGNETIC poles move AT ALL!!



    Advise you download,etc. what I am saying.(And guard with YOUR LIFE!!)




    Listen: There are vast "craters"(northern hidden IN OCEAN, and AIR!!!!), north and south, which are not craters, but GIGANTIC thousand mile wide ENTRANCES into a vast(two thirds surface area!) TROPICAL PARADISE.



    Not hard to find! Almost IMPOSSIBLE to miss!!


    The trouble is - The Southern Entrance(South GEO Pole) is surrounded by ALMOST impassable terrain AND CONDITIONS. Called "The Sea of Inaccessibility and snow surface ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE to traverse.(Stragassi.)



    The Northern Entrances is tricky. Sea and or ice, depending upon time of year - and global warming(and cooling!).


    That entrance is in AIR and SEA and land BENEATH the sea!!


    Difficult to pin point as sea and ice, and air, keep moving. And so hard to plot PERMANENTLY.

    Plus wild compasses AND gyro-scopes.



    Entrances via AIR, SEA(and/or ICE) and SEA-BED.


    So extremely difficult.


    Can YOU visualize CRATER a thousand miles wide in AIR, SEA and SEA BED??



    It IS there. And IS The Entrance!!


    Best to fly in(north or south).



    But remember, you will SEE curved, but FEEL FLAT!!(Understand??)


    Gravity ALWAYS points perpendicularly to SURFACE. BUT!!

    Will LOOK FLAT!!(This,ETC. will cause SANITY to be questioned. I mean the sanity of those who TRY to enter!!)(But WILL NOT be fault of men, BUT OF GRAVITY opposing APPEARANCES!! PLUS some times being able to see(via mirage inversions) for hundreds, even thousands of miles(AT TIMES, and in PLACES!!)!!!!


    HEAR ME!!(Our Survival DEPENDS upon you hearing me right!!)




    There are also six NON PHYSICAL entrances!




    It is our ONLY hope!!



    It has been DONE!!



    However, world HATES the solution!!



    But if choice is END OF ALL LIFE or TRY for the merely difficult, what is answer then??!!(YOU HOLD the answer,now, Kyle.C!)





    We either do it(all life on Earth!!) OR PERISH!!!!


    AND we have ONLY five years left!!




    Every 3,600 years Phaeton's core comes around. Last time it produced Noah's Flood AND Poseidon's THIRD sinking, plus blowing up of Santorini, AND a Great Drought.

    I am modern Noah!(I know best the ins and outs and HOW to escape!)


    THIS TIME, we NOT ONLY have Phaeton's core(NOT Nibiru!) to deal with, but De-stabbilizing sun, Influences from Great Dark Rift at Centre of our galaxy, Earth Surface Force Field playing up increasingly, World Wars, The Reign of Terror(Greatest Inquisition ever), Man rising against Man, AND animals against man. ETC. ETC.


    So what we have THIS time is a ONCE in TWENTY FIVE MILLION YEAR happening(Worst ever known. AND to come!!), not just once in 6,500 years or 3,600 years!!




    Many will ridicule and mock.


    But these things WILL occur!!





    And I know(best) WHY and HOW!!!!




    So keep in touch with me!!




    (vicon2000@gmail.com) !(In case you lose contact.)




    I shall try to publish to site as Article J18,too.(And elsewhere).


    Anything you can't understand, ask me to explain,please.




    The POINT is this:-



    I REPEAT:-

    Our magnetic poles ARE the EDGES of the thousand mile wide ENTRANCES!!(North and South.)



    DO YOU UNDERSTAND??





    I am Vicon!


    TAKE ALL CARE NOW!!!!

    World is IN your hands!!









    Vicon.(YOU can save planet, Kyle.C!)(Do NOT FLINCH this!!)(Many will oppose you...)
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    This guy is totally right

    he is modern noah!1

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etOQlM8YjEU&feature=player_embedded

    oh my god yes i knew the obamas were reptoids

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    EXCEPT THE DOG HE'S A ROBOT AND HE'S FROM THE ANIME FUTURE AND HE'S GOT A SWORD IT'S ALL IN MY BOOK ABOUT 2012 ANIME APOCALYPSE

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hi Hun ,
    Maybe perhaps if you added some pictures of the ships entering and exiting this lake ~~~~ the god so called ~ god stand in can choke on his words ,...all of South America knows what lives under this sacred lake and it is sacred ................

    thankyou for your addition ......

    remember some only know what they think they know or retain what does not bring fear upon themselves ................... some will not go through the ascension so therefore will never understand what those of us that are experiencing waking and cellular changes are experiencing....................

    Plain and Simple Some are Not Going to go Through This Ascension.................................
    the deciding factor again being based on your hearts intentions throughout your life .....

    we look at their hearts and we ask why ?

    they stare at our faces and say Why not ............................

    to return to ourselves is to awaken have the veils lifted to become telepathic.
    and realize we all are one .....WE ARE ONE Giant Consciousness .............were all different because of our choices made and the experiences we need on a soul level we all emanate from god but it is each individuals Free Will ~~~Intentions that ultimately decide our fate in other words god gave you all gifts which ones did you use and How did YOU use them ?

    and oh god
    According to knowledge I have as a result of past UFO experiences, there are advanced races that are a million or more years ahead of Earth that have been involved with the creation of life on Earth from the very beginning. They are masters at genetic engineering and can literally create any lifeform they choose either plant, aquatic, or land lifeforms. They have been doing this for many thousands of years. They have also seeded other planets besides Earth in other star systems. They were responsible for the creation of mankind on Earth and have been trying to guide us from time to time so that peace may be established on Earth and the destruction of it's environment may be stopped. They have been mistaken as angels and other entities by mankind who look upon them with supersticion. At present, they are just observing us and are involved in some testing. There will be a time however when they will take a more direct approach if violence on Earth continues.

    And the first response to this-

    I was wondering if you knew your blood type. It probably does not mean anything but I am just getting information for my own knowledge.Thanks peace to you and yours.

    this video is even more ridiculous, it's some random porn star he thinks is a reptoid and he watched a whole video, blacking out naughty bits and editting it to illustrate the reptoid transformation going on in the porno

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRkHjUQSDtY&feature=player_embedded#!

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Fandyien wrote: »
    The New World Order is an Old World Disorder, these so called Elites are Sick and need to be dethroned from their Pedestal, they want to Eliminate 100% of Humanity, these Sick Elites need a wake up call and it will be up to Humanity to step up to the plate and stop them.
    If we don't expose them to the World , if you don't stop their Agenda, we are all dead.
    These Sick People must be stopped if we are to survive as a Human Race, this is serious shit.
    It is the Rothchilds , the Windors and the Romanoffs as well as the Rockerfellers.
    They mut be stopped before it's too late.
    Billions will die if humanity doesn't wake up!.

    Rockerfellers would be a good name for a rock band where we all dress like turn of the century oil tycoons

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    The New World Order is an Old World Disorder, these so called Elites are Sick and need to be dethroned from their Pedestal, they want to Eliminate 100% of Humanity, these Sick Elites need a wake up call and it will be up to Humanity to step up to the plate and stop them.
    If we don't expose them to the World , if you don't stop their Agenda, we are all dead.
    These Sick People must be stopped if we are to survive as a Human Race, this is serious shit.
    It is the Rothchilds , the Windors and the Romanoffs as well as the Rockerfellers.
    They mut be stopped before it's too late.
    Billions will die if humanity doesn't wake up!.

    Rockerfellers would be a good name for a rock band where we all dress like turn of the century oil tycoons

    This is a good idea.

    So, what would the sound be? Surf rock?
    (Also, the reptoid conspiracy? That sounds like the plot of X-Com, only without X-Com or cool guns.)

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I tried to read that Fandy I really did.

    I failed.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Weaver wrote: »
    I liked The Postman

    jesus christ I thought I was the only one

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I liked The Postman

    jesus christ I thought I was the only one

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Il_Postino ?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    jennifer white is sexy as hell btw

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Antimatter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I liked The Postman

    jesus christ I thought I was the only one

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Il_Postino ?

    no, the giant costner floppola

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    jennifer white is sexy as hell btw

    Yeah but he sure managed to get some unflattering freeze-frames of her

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This thread seems like the place to say that I am currently reading The Road.

    It is one of the most amazing books I have read.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oh shit

    YOU & ME PIP

    finally have something in common

    (that story was great)

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    weaver we got lots of things in common

    p.s. goons are causing IT to welp constantly and it owns

    well actually molle is doing that all by himself

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Faynor wrote: »
    The concept of rebirth and resurrection has always fascinated me. I think it's why I kind of have a soft spot for phoenixes. To be completely eradicated and still rise from the ashes anew is an enviable trait at the very least.

    Anyway, less on the literal meaning resurrection, thinking about the repercussions and eventualities in different situations in which the human race is nearly wiped out but manages to persevere can be really interesting and thought-provoking

    but talking about what you'd do if zombies were real is borin' as hell

    hi5

    redfenix has been my moniker for like, 10 years because of the classic mythology behind the phoenix
    to be fair, i made in like high school, and it predates starcrafts's fenix dude, and the damn gears of war guy

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Fandyien wrote: »
    this video is even more ridiculous, it's some random porn star he thinks is a reptoid and he watched a whole video, blacking out naughty bits and editting it to illustrate the reptoid transformation going on in the porno

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRkHjUQSDtY&feature=player_embedded#!

    this is amazing

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