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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I wish Daft Punk would do a straight hard album.

    they are not going to be doing porn soundtracks

    Antimatter on
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mim maybe you should take Carrot's libido off his hands for a while, sounds like you could use it while he can't

    right now I need romantic fulfillment, not sexual

    Captain Carrot on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Rent wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    But really, I like (most) of the people here.

    DO YOU LIKE ME?!

    i don't emot-smith.gif

    The Rust thing can't be helping your self-esteem.

    Wash on
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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    dont stop quid

    im close

    I know. That's why there are bars on my windows.

    But are those resistant to acid?

    Yes.

    Can I hide in your bunker away from the Alien cosplayer?

    No.

    Quid on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You're a cruel man Quid.

    Cinders on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Guess Olberman quit and tonight was his last show.

    Mazzyx on
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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    syndalis wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Wow, so Keith Olbermann announced that he was leaving MSNBC, and that his final show was... well... tonight.

    WTF, MSNBC.

    Hint: today is the first full day of Comcast owning NBC

    That fucking sucks.

    He was not my favorite talking head on MSNBC, but he was consistent, and every now and again he would deliver.

    His coverage of Arizona's "death panel" situation was not only awesome in that it showed the hypocrisy of the right WRT saying the left will set up death panels that decide if you live or die all while cutting funding to programs that gave organ transplants to people who couldn't afford them... but it also shined a light on the paths for donations to help the people who lost their government funding.

    Or the free clinics that people could donate towards in the blue dog states when the HCR debate was raging.

    Dude pulled some theatrics, for sure... but his heart was always in the right place, and I will miss his presence.

    Yeah I feel the same way

    Senjutsu on
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Rent wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    But really, I like (most) of the people here.

    DO YOU LIKE ME?!

    i don't emot-smith.gif

    The Rust thing can't be helping your self-esteem.

    all that water damage, man

    Captain Carrot on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So is there a leftwing news station left?

    Cinders on
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Antimatter wrote: »
    I wish Daft Punk would do a straight hard album.

    they are not going to be doing porn soundtracks
    True, no one would pay attention to the porn then.

    matt has a problem on
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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I tried joining the GSA here, but they never wrote back on where they met. Also, our school's club system is so outdated and horrible. And I've made one friend here too, but I'm dating him now :|

    Boo. But yay dating someone! I wish I could make more friends too -_-

    Also antidepressants really messed with my sex drive when I was on them.

    Yeah, that's why I like coming into [chat]. I mean, I definitely want to get to know you guys outside of the forums though, but I'm very self depreciating. You could pay me a compliment and I won't believe it (I won't do the whole "Noooo" thing, I'll say "thank you"). I think I'm not good enough most of the time for other people. Like I hate going to doctors because I feel like I'm wasting their time kind of stuff. Same with making friends.

    Plus, most of you seem super smart so I'm worried about not keeping up.

    Tonight, I share too much with [chat].

    But really, I like (most) of the people here.

    That's.. pretty similar to me, really. I like chat and would like to meet people but I'm too shy to ever suggest anything. I also have pretty severe self-esteem problems at times. And I worry that people find me obnoxious and boring and it makes it hard to make new friends because every time I try to talk with someone I think "What if they don't like me oh my god" and hate initiating things for that reason.

    Shivahn on
  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    ok, for some people anti-depressants are libido-hostile

    Well, Wellbutrin specifically is not libido-hostile.

    I'm just putting a possible explanation in front of her to consider or reject as inapplicable you bloody tedious pedants


    Oh, everyone I know, knows that my parents are anti-meds for my mental health, so they wouldn't believe me.

    I'm talking this all out with my man-friend now. It might be because I'm worried about doing sex right and why I'm not feeling as much pleasure as I think I should be, etc. I don't know.

    Mim on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mim maybe you should take Carrot's libido off his hands for a while, sounds like you could use it while he can't

    right now I need romantic fulfillment, not sexual

    Honestly m8, you sound like you're in need of both. Your posts have been ornery lately.

    Wash on
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I am sad, he was one of my favorite people on TV. He was really good. Had his stupid moments, everyone does but he has great stories.

    Mazzyx on
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  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I tried joining the GSA here, but they never wrote back on where they met. Also, our school's club system is so outdated and horrible. And I've made one friend here too, but I'm dating him now :|

    Boo. But yay dating someone! I wish I could make more friends too -_-

    Also antidepressants really messed with my sex drive when I was on them.

    Yeah, that's why I like coming into [chat]. I mean, I definitely want to get to know you guys outside of the forums though, but I'm very self depreciating. You could pay me a compliment and I won't believe it (I won't do the whole "Noooo" thing, I'll say "thank you"). I think I'm not good enough most of the time for other people. Like I hate going to doctors because I feel like I'm wasting their time kind of stuff. Same with making friends.

    Plus, most of you seem super smart so I'm worried about not keeping up.

    Tonight, I share too much with [chat].

    But really, I like (most) of the people here.

    That's.. pretty similar to me, really. I like chat and would like to meet people but I'm too shy to ever suggest anything. I also have pretty severe self-esteem problems at times. And I worry that people find me obnoxious and boring and it makes it hard to make new friends because every time I try to talk with someone I think "What if they don't like me oh my god" and hate initiating things for that reason.

    We are like two peas in a very depressing pod!

    Mim on
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mim maybe you should take Carrot's libido off his hands for a while, sounds like you could use it while he can't

    right now I need romantic fulfillment, not sexual

    Honestly m8, you sound like you're in need of both. Your posts have been ornery lately.

    Wait, how have I been ornery? I don't think I've been any grumpier than usual.

    Captain Carrot on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Antimatter on
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Rent wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    But really, I like (most) of the people here.

    DO YOU LIKE ME?!

    i don't emot-smith.gif

    Aww. I like you!

    Shivahn on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Heads will fucking roll if Maddow is affected.

    I get two government killings and I am a petty, petty man.

    Quid on
  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mim maybe you should take Carrot's libido off his hands for a while, sounds like you could use it while he can't

    right now I need romantic fulfillment, not sexual

    Honestly m8, you sound like you're in need of both. Your posts have been ornery lately.

    Wait, how have I been ornery? I don't think I've been any grumpier than usual.

    I just see your avatar and think "THE HOTNESS".

    If you were really Colbert...oh man.

    Mim on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mim I hope for you and your bf's sake you get back to enjoying a little slap and tickle soonish. Maybe you're pulling a Lemon, did a Tom Jones poster fall on you in your childhood?

    Wash on
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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Also Shivahn you are pretty nifty in my book. :^:

    Captain Carrot on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Maddow is great, and I think those two hours on MSNBC were great. Wonder what really brought it on though. My guess comcast.

    Mazzyx on
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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    there isn't really a "doing sex right", mim

    Senjutsu on
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    We are like two peas in a very depressing pod!

    Yay! Someone to be lonely with!

    How very ironic.

    Shivahn on
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Quid wrote: »
    Heads will fucking roll if Maddow is affected.

    I get two government killings and I am a petty, petty man.

    if it happens i will smug.gif so hard that you will feel it from there

    Gooey on
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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mim I hope for you and your bf's sake you get back to enjoying a little slap and tickle soonish. Maybe you're pulling a Lemon, did a Tom Jones poster fall on you in your childhood?
    That description in that episode was just way too creepy and specific for it to be something some writer came up with out of the blue.

    matt has a problem on
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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mim maybe you should take Carrot's libido off his hands for a while, sounds like you could use it while he can't

    right now I need romantic fulfillment, not sexual

    Honestly m8, you sound like you're in need of both. Your posts have been ornery lately.

    Wait, how have I been ornery? I don't think I've been any grumpier than usual.

    Whoops, sometimes I substitute ornery for horny when I've already used horny a bunch, plus ornery's a funner word.

    Wash on
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  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mim I hope for you and your bf's sake you get back to enjoying a little slap and tickle soonish. Maybe you're pulling a Lemon, did a Tom Jones poster fall on you in your childhood?

    Noooooo. I'm too young to really enjoy Tom Jones anyways. I've only heard 2 of his songs.

    And I hope so too. I'm very weird about sex enough as it is.

    Mim on
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim maybe you should take Carrot's libido off his hands for a while, sounds like you could use it while he can't

    right now I need romantic fulfillment, not sexual

    Honestly m8, you sound like you're in need of both. Your posts have been ornery lately.

    Wait, how have I been ornery? I don't think I've been any grumpier than usual.

    I just see your avatar and think "THE HOTNESS".

    If you were really Colbert...oh man.
    Colbert has a wife, sooo...

    I like to think that my political nonfiction is as funny as the stuff that Colbert and Stewart do, just more spread out and less punchline-oriented. And some of it is honestly just dry and informative, but eh.

    Captain Carrot on
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Also Shivahn you are pretty nifty in my book. :^:

    Yay! You get a :^: from me too.

    Shivahn on
  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    there isn't really a "doing sex right", mim

    I don't know, to me there is. I mean, one of my goals is to make the guy pass out from pleasure.

    I consider it a noble goal.

    Mim on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    If anyone wants to get in on the Rift beta I got a VIP code that can be used multiple times.

    Next beta event i think starts in 4 or so days.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim maybe you should take Carrot's libido off his hands for a while, sounds like you could use it while he can't

    right now I need romantic fulfillment, not sexual

    Honestly m8, you sound like you're in need of both. Your posts have been ornery lately.

    Wait, how have I been ornery? I don't think I've been any grumpier than usual.

    I just see your avatar and think "THE HOTNESS".

    If you were really Colbert...oh man.
    Colbert has a wife, sooo...

    Soooo, I'm discreet. :winky:

    Mim on
  • LadyMLadyM Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    there isn't really a "doing sex right", mim

    I don't know, to me there is. I mean, one of my goals is to make the guy pass out from pleasure.

    I consider it a noble goal.

    Just make sure he's not on top. Or keep a lever on hand.

    LadyM on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim I hope for you and your bf's sake you get back to enjoying a little slap and tickle soonish. Maybe you're pulling a Lemon, did a Tom Jones poster fall on you in your childhood?

    Noooooo. I'm too young to really enjoy Tom Jones anyways. I've only heard 2 of his songs.

    And I hope so too. I'm very weird about sex enough as it is.

    Eyes Wide Shut weird or Lemon weird? You sound Lemon weird. Maybe couples counselling, or sex therapy, or therapy during sex, or an awkward talk with your minister would help? Alternatively, open discourse with your partner and a very honest look inwards at what about sex weirds you out.

    Wash on
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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    there isn't really a "doing sex right", mim

    In my books if I haven't sent the other person to the er I'm doing it wrong.

    Arivia on
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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Someone who is in the M&M game should post in the thread and give me guidance.

    desc on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Btw here is the WSJ on the Olberman stuff. I still think its really sad.

    God I hate WSJ but the article just says this looks like a long time coming.

    Mazzyx on
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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    desc wrote: »
    Someone who is in the M&M game should post in the thread and give me guidance.

    the red ones are the best

    avoid yellow and brown at all cost

    Gooey on
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