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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Raneados wrote: »
    i don't think "highlighted" is the right term

    for you

    for me it's like

    THERE'S A BUTTON

    PRESS IT

    PRESS IT NOW

    PRESS IT NOW

    basically whenever you post i turn into a ferret who is distracted by something shiny

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i always watch the needles to make sure they don't fuck up

    i do too

    they always told me that not looking at it is better

    but then you're not prepared! they just stab you out of the blue

    I'd rather watch it

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    dang i watch the needles to show how hardcore i am

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Raneados wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i always watch the needles to make sure they don't fuck up

    i do too

    they always told me that not looking at it is better

    but then you're not prepared! they just stab you out of the blue

    I'd rather watch it

    Like watching men have sex with me

    in a mirror or on video

    either way I like dudes

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    but watching someone else stab themselves with a needle?

    fuck that it's like watching a dude piss

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    I hate needles.

    Also pain.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I watch 'em. I know when it's gonna hurt then. I hated when I was getting my tattoo and he was working somewhere I couldn't see. It just seemed to hurt more then.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I really dont mind needles. I was really scared as a kid and my dad told me to just not look at it and id be fine. The ones in the butt did used to hurt like the dickens when i was younger though. They always tell you not to tense up and that made me tense as hell.

    Also I hate the numbness stuff the dentist gives me. But I hate almost everything the dentist does so...

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    hunter stop quoting my posts before I edit them

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    VicVic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I want to give blood more often, but here in Sweden (and everywhere else I expect) you are not allowed to give blood if you had a cold within two weeks of the visit. My colds are frequently so mild and because my sinuses are so sensitive to cold and dry air I am almost constantly sneezing during the fifteen months of swedish winters, which means that I have a real hard time being sure of this.

    This annoys me as I crave to do good, even though the process is icky. The worst bit is where they dont quite find the vein and have to dig around inside my arm with the needle. I also almost fainted once when I looked down and saw half a pint of my own blood in the blood bag.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Pain don't hurt.

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Bedlam wrote: »
    I really dont mind needles. I was really scared as a kid and my dad told me to just not look at it and id be fine. The ones in the butt did used to hurt like the dickens when i was younger though. They always tell you not to tense up and that made me tense as hell.

    Also I hate the numbness stuff the dentist gives me. But I hate almost everything the dentist does so...

    DANG. One time I got this allergy shot on what was called a "sciatic nerve" in my butt, or at least that's what my mom said at the time.

    I was in pain for what seemed like a long time but it was probably closer to a couple of weeks

    Zoel on
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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You pussies.

    Ive had blood drawn from in between my knuckles before cause they couldnt get a stick anywhere else.

    Ive gotten up out of a hospital bed and ripped an iv out and stormed out of the place.

    And for fucks sake ive had to bare my rear end in front of a doctor and his two students to have a pilonidal cyst debreeded. Thats a cyst above the crack of your ass.
    And i can take a dick in the ass too.

    Pussies. The Lot of you.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I wanna give blood.

    Make me feel all warm and fuzzy.

    I got o positive too!

    Also free cookie.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    haha oh man when i was in school I was told by the nurse that they had to give injections to everyone and she asked me if I wanted it in the ass or the fucking groin

    I chose ass


    seriously how many people chose groin in that situation

    Raneados on
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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Talkc wrote: »
    And i can take a dick in the ass too.

    oh sure lets all commence bragging about our sex life

    i know your game

    Zoel on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Raneados wrote: »
    hunter one day I'll have your Saints auction video done and you will be rewarded for being a cool dude who donated money for kids.

    Also I love furry porn. I mean really love it. I dress up as a female orangutan named Miss Bananas

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Raneados wrote: »
    haha oh man when i was in school I was told by the nurse that they had to give injections to everyone and she asked me if I wanted it in the ass or the fucking groin

    I chose ass


    seriously how many people chose groin in that situation

    how many people wanted to shock the hellooooo nurse

    Zoel on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Zoel wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    I really dont mind needles. I was really scared as a kid and my dad told me to just not look at it and id be fine. The ones in the butt did used to hurt like the dickens when i was younger though. They always tell you not to tense up and that made me tense as hell.

    Also I hate the numbness stuff the dentist gives me. But I hate almost everything the dentist does so...

    DANG. One time I got this allergy shot on what was called a "sciatic nerve" in my butt, or at least that's what my mom said at the time.

    I was in pain for what seemed like a long time but it was probably closer to a couple of weeks

    I pinched my sciatic nerve a couple times back when I played soccer in high school. It suuuuucked.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    funnily enough i was working on it at this very moment

    NOW I'M NOT

    INSTEAD I AM CRYING

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    how long did it feel terrible for

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Rane hurry up and get unignored. Suck tubes dick or somthing.

    Bedlam on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    also: what the shit, united states, let me give blood

    I swear I don't have mad cow disease

    Raneados on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Talkc wrote: »
    You pussies.

    Ive had blood drawn from in between my knuckles before cause they couldnt get a stick anywhere else.

    Ive gotten up out of a hospital bed and ripped an iv out and stormed out of the place.

    And for fucks sake ive had to bare my rear end in front of a doctor and his two students to have a pilonidal cyst debreeded. Thats a cyst above the crack of your ass.
    And i can take a dick in the ass too.

    Pussies. The Lot of you.

    uh yeah

    I've had a cyst like that too.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Raneados wrote: »
    also: what the shit, united states, let me give blood

    I swear I don't have mad cow disease

    Exactly what a communist with mad cow would say.

    I see through your plot.

    You are planning to give us all mad cow.

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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Zoel wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    I really dont mind needles. I was really scared as a kid and my dad told me to just not look at it and id be fine. The ones in the butt did used to hurt like the dickens when i was younger though. They always tell you not to tense up and that made me tense as hell.

    Also I hate the numbness stuff the dentist gives me. But I hate almost everything the dentist does so...

    DANG. One time I got this allergy shot on what was called a "sciatic nerve" in my butt, or at least that's what my mom said at the time.

    I was in pain for what seemed like a long time but it was probably closer to a couple of weeks

    I pinched my sciatic nerve a couple times back when I played soccer in high school. It suuuuucked.

    I have sciatica in my back.

    That shit aint funny. Needles.. psh. Back pain... fuck that shit.

    Ive never had a needle hurt for 2 months straight.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Raneados wrote: »
    I chose ass

    I chose life

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Zoel wrote: »
    how long did it feel terrible for

    weekish?

    and mostly just when I tried to run at practice

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Talkc wrote: »
    You pussies.

    Ive had blood drawn from in between my knuckles before cause they couldnt get a stick anywhere else.

    Ive gotten up out of a hospital bed and ripped an iv out and stormed out of the place.

    And for fucks sake ive had to bare my rear end in front of a doctor and his two students to have a pilonidal cyst debreeded. Thats a cyst above the crack of your ass.
    And i can take a dick in the ass too.

    Pussies. The Lot of you.

    uh yeah

    I've had a cyst like that too.

    man i've had a pilonidal cyst

    and it is no where near the pain from a cyst between your nose and your eye

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The worse pain I've ever had is a dislocated shoulder. Until they get the shoulder set back in, you just can't believe the pain. Then they reset it and it hurts worse for a few minutes, and then it's just numb and weird.

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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Zoel wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Talkc wrote: »
    You pussies.

    Ive had blood drawn from in between my knuckles before cause they couldnt get a stick anywhere else.

    Ive gotten up out of a hospital bed and ripped an iv out and stormed out of the place.

    And for fucks sake ive had to bare my rear end in front of a doctor and his two students to have a pilonidal cyst debreeded. Thats a cyst above the crack of your ass.
    And i can take a dick in the ass too.

    Pussies. The Lot of you.

    uh yeah

    I've had a cyst like that too.

    man i've had a pilonidal cyst

    and it is no where near the pain from a cyst between your nose and your eye

    Yea well... my pilonidal cyst had ruptured when i went in. So yea.... horrible.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    The worse pain I've ever had is a dislocated shoulder. Until they get the shoulder set back in, you just can't believe the pain. Then they reset it and it hurts worse for a few minutes, and then it's just numb and weird.

    Mine would pop itself back in pretty easily but oh god did that ever hurt. Almost once before every game it would come out during tackle drills, and I would shake that shit off and get back in line to go again.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I sprang my wrist once.

    Which was weird because it was just kind of numb at first. But the end of the day I was crying and then the ride up to the hospital I was practically howling in pain.

    Then I got a cast and it was mostly better for awhile.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    My ass cyst was over six months ago and I still can't do crunches without tailbone pain.

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i can sympathize

    But I think having it so using the sense of sight causes incredible pain is worse

    just me

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Once had a tooth cracked in half with an infection that I had to suck the infected blood out of to ease the pain for while.

    Then it stopped working.

    Probably the worst pain I've had though.

    They gave me the good stuff.

    With a needle. In my butt.

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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    My ass cyst was over six months ago and I still can't do crunches without tailbone pain.

    They just arent fun. They really arent.

    Not only do i have a dimpled hole in my ass crack cause of mine.... but i can feel it when i take a dump or do some other things.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I've had two epidurals injected in my spine. Those needles are very large.

    And it would have been a very bad time to sneeze since they told me if I moved I could become paralyzed.

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    aren't infections like that frequently super fatal

    or am i misinformed

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kadith wrote: »
    I am fine with needles as long as I don't have to watch them go in or out.

    This may also work for penises but I've never tried it.

    Get out of my head.

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