he got me something really awesome, will make a more detailed post when not dead tired
Sorry, no, you'll have to get a different Satan. I don't like it when the chains beginning with question marks join up, it just makes me wonder more about the first person.
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The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
I've been assured by UPS that my package is going to reach my satanee today so I'm kinda reluctant to spoil anything this close to the finish line, but he seems pretty concerned about it and I did take my motherfucking time with this one, so I'll just drop a big fat clue.
BALLARD
If that word is very familiar to you, keep an eye on your doorstep.
I've been assured by UPS that my package is going to reach my satanee today so I'm kinda reluctant to spoil anything this close to the finish line, but he seems pretty concerned about it and I did take my motherfucking time with this one, so I'll just drop a big fat clue.
BALLARD
If that word is very familiar to you, keep an eye on your doorstep.
OH THIS MUST BE ME BECAUSE MY NAME HAS A 'B' AND AN 'A' IN IT YES!!!!!
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GreenStick around.I'm full of bad ideas.Registered Userregular
edited January 2011
SURPRISE SECOND GIFT HOLY SHIT
Super Scribblenauts, yesssss! I've been dying to play this!
I was not expecting this at all! The note this time says more to come, but I don't know if it's referring to Arkham Asylum (which was amazing, by the way) and they just got here in the wrong order, or if there's something else (?!) on the way. Still no forum name that I can see, but thank you mystery Australian Satan!
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RentI'm always rightFuckin' deal with itRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
Oh jeez I totes forgot to post about this
LOOK AT THIS SHIT
hmm I wonder what this could be
oh fuck yes packaged air how did you know I lived in the cold, harsh unforgiving land of outer space
wait...
there's stuff inside!!!
the fuck is this?
(we'll go back later)
mints!!!
STICKERS!!!
moveable stickman! all right!
back to this. It's got a katana hilt...did my santa send me a katana? (i'm part japanese so maybe he...nah. blade's to short)
Still not quite sure..
OH! It's an umbrella! Fuck yes! I actually don't have an umbrella so this is both awesome and practical!
Thanks Raijin Quickfoot! You are totally baller! Your gifts were totally baller! Happy SS!
Goose!That's me, honeyShow me the way home, honeyRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
So I was in the city all day seeing Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark with my little bro (my Christmas gift to him).
I guess the good karma I got for taking him to see that (which was actually very enjoyable and very visually stunning) came back immediately because when I finally got home (10 minutes ago) I was greeted by the site of a package! From Wisconsin! I hope its cheese!
Click the thumbnails to see it larger, because the stupid host I used is stupid but had a batch uploader
Take my word for it, its Wisconsin.
Ooh a letter. If you cannot read it, it says (present spoilers within):
Dear Satanee-
Please excuse the lateness of your gifts. As an International Spy and Porn Star, I am frequently on the road, bangin' chicks and killing commies.
That said, I hope this package finds you well. I tried to find items that were on your wish list, but felt I should add one thing every person should have -- The 3 Stooges on DVD (The Chuck Norris DVD forced me to buy it and include it as well. I hope you like it as well. If you don't, lie and say you do. It has a horrible temper).
If the Jets make the Super Bowl, I will think of you as my Packers rain hurt upon your porous defense.
Here's to an awesome rest of the year. Be safe, be well, be a general asshat on the forums.
All the Best!
Your Satan
SeñorAmor
(this part got cut out of the picture)
Thanks, Senor! And I hope I'm not too big of an asshat!
But fuck that shit, lets get to the PRESENTS!
Chuck Norris AND Charles Bronson?! I am skeptical that one DVD can contain that much manliness. They must write it to granite. Hope it doesn't break my PS3!
The Three Stooges! Little known fact about younger me: I watched a lot of Three Stooges! I didn't go out of my way to find it, but when it was on, I would be glued to the TV. This DVD features 5 classics, 17 animated shorts, vintage movie trailers and rare footage (in TECHNICOLOR)
Monster Miniatures for D&D 4E! Awesome! I haven't opened it yet (as I'm afraid I'd lose them in my messy room) so I don't know which ones I got.
A pocket sized Jets helmet! Its too bad they aren't going to the Super Bowl, as the size of this thing could have made for some interesting photos.
:winky:
Dice! You can never have too many sets of dice! Very nice colors too (black and red with gold)
And last, but certainly not least, my 2011 New York Giants calendar! Now I will be able to tell the exact DAY the NFL locks out the players and ruins the 2011 season! Thanks again!
The complete haul
Thanks very, very much, SeñorAmor! I will never doubt you again!
I still wake up in cold sweats every night in fear that the Norris/Bronson DVD found its way back to my house and is planning on killing me in my sleep for giving it away as a present.
nevilleThe Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered Userregular
edited January 2011
Who is still missing a gift? Lets get a list together.
I'm incredibly swamped lately, hence the not-posting-much, but I'm still going to track this.
If for some TERRIBLE reason you haven't sent a gift yet, then first be ASHAMED, and secondly get thee to a FedEx.
Get a tracking number.
If not, no one shall mourn ye when you are gone.
So now we've nearly got more mystery people starting chains than actual confirmed people.
neville, I guess this makes BEAST!, CorpseRT, Corporate Logo, I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up, pillow, sal and Sweeney Tom as people that have been stiffed so far.
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Steam
"Tube is tired of banning people. Anyone who doesn't get their gifts out this year will be straight up murdered."
Sorry, no, you'll have to get a different Satan. I don't like it when the chains beginning with question marks join up, it just makes me wonder more about the first person.
ladies
I think we're down to these people
10 isn't bad, but 0 is better.
I had to wait until the Packers won the NFC championship before I could order stuff for Goose, sorry.
Oh man, that would be so mean.
BALLARD
If that word is very familiar to you, keep an eye on your doorstep.
It's true
Super Scribblenauts, yesssss! I've been dying to play this!
I was not expecting this at all! The note this time says more to come, but I don't know if it's referring to Arkham Asylum (which was amazing, by the way) and they just got here in the wrong order, or if there's something else (?!) on the way. Still no forum name that I can see, but thank you mystery Australian Satan!
LOOK AT THIS SHIT
hmm I wonder what this could be
oh fuck yes packaged air how did you know I lived in the cold, harsh unforgiving land of outer space
wait...
there's stuff inside!!!
the fuck is this?
(we'll go back later)
mints!!!
STICKERS!!!
moveable stickman! all right!
back to this. It's got a katana hilt...did my santa send me a katana? (i'm part japanese so maybe he...nah. blade's to short)
OH! It's an umbrella! Fuck yes! I actually don't have an umbrella so this is both awesome and practical!
Thanks Raijin Quickfoot! You are totally baller! Your gifts were totally baller! Happy SS!
Will they all make it in time?
The suspense might kill me.
seriously tho, nice gifts
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Steam
round 2 of awesome things being sent to me
NERF
LEGOS
TRANSFORMERS
BLESSINGS FROM THE DARK LORD
Thank you George Fornby Grill!!!
The written in "The Dark Lord" seriously just made me giggle
I've got one on my wishlist that is both. You know, just in case.
I also own a Mary Poppins umbrella with the parrot head handle >_>
Priority Mail postage required?
Thank you for using Priority Mail?
Seriously.
I love fudge (toffee's alright now and again).
I will buy you whatever calzone you wish if you bring me some alcoholic fudge.
(there's a flap on the card)
I guess the good karma I got for taking him to see that (which was actually very enjoyable and very visually stunning) came back immediately because when I finally got home (10 minutes ago) I was greeted by the site of a package! From Wisconsin! I hope its cheese!
Take my word for it, its Wisconsin.
Ooh a letter. If you cannot read it, it says (present spoilers within):
Please excuse the lateness of your gifts. As an International Spy and Porn Star, I am frequently on the road, bangin' chicks and killing commies.
That said, I hope this package finds you well. I tried to find items that were on your wish list, but felt I should add one thing every person should have -- The 3 Stooges on DVD (The Chuck Norris DVD forced me to buy it and include it as well. I hope you like it as well. If you don't, lie and say you do. It has a horrible temper).
If the Jets make the Super Bowl, I will think of you as my Packers rain hurt upon your porous defense.
Here's to an awesome rest of the year. Be safe, be well, be a general asshat on the forums.
All the Best!
Your Satan
SeñorAmor
(this part got cut out of the picture)
Thanks, Senor! And I hope I'm not too big of an asshat!
But fuck that shit, lets get to the PRESENTS!
Chuck Norris AND Charles Bronson?! I am skeptical that one DVD can contain that much manliness. They must write it to granite. Hope it doesn't break my PS3!
The Three Stooges! Little known fact about younger me: I watched a lot of Three Stooges! I didn't go out of my way to find it, but when it was on, I would be glued to the TV. This DVD features 5 classics, 17 animated shorts, vintage movie trailers and rare footage (in TECHNICOLOR)
Monster Miniatures for D&D 4E! Awesome! I haven't opened it yet (as I'm afraid I'd lose them in my messy room) so I don't know which ones I got.
A pocket sized Jets helmet! Its too bad they aren't going to the Super Bowl, as the size of this thing could have made for some interesting photos.
Dice! You can never have too many sets of dice! Very nice colors too (black and red with gold)
And last, but certainly not least, my 2011 New York Giants calendar! Now I will be able to tell the exact DAY the NFL locks out the players and ruins the 2011 season! Thanks again!
The complete haul
Thanks very, very much, SeñorAmor! I will never doubt you again!
(it was a dick)
Yep.
Its gonna be single player only this time I think?
My Satan was the_rat!
He sent me boxed copies of X-Com and X-Com: Terror from the deep!
I may have to start my own X-Com play through thread.
Pictures to come soon.
Secret Satan
In other news, I think the part where Saito says "I bought the airline" is one of my favorite lines in Inception.
I wanted to send you a bottle of liquor, too, but that's illegal. I live on cap hill, so I guess I can just drive one too you eventually.
This would be welcome. Just know that it would probably take me a year to empty the bottle by myself.
Secret Satan
I'm incredibly swamped lately, hence the not-posting-much, but I'm still going to track this.
If for some TERRIBLE reason you haven't sent a gift yet, then first be ASHAMED, and secondly get thee to a FedEx.
Get a tracking number.
If not, no one shall mourn ye when you are gone.
neville, I guess this makes BEAST!, CorpseRT, Corporate Logo, I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up, pillow, sal and Sweeney Tom as people that have been stiffed so far.
#pipe -> Gatsby -> Butler -> IpseDixit -> #pipe
BEAST! -> Lost Salient 2 3 4! -> Legba -> Fearghaill -> Fletcher -> Burning Organ 2 -> VALVEjunkie 2 -> Usagi 2 -> Josiah_9 -> A duck! -> Theidar 2 -> .
Corporate Logo -> Druhim 2 -> Smart Hero -> Kusuguttai (photos) -> Fiz -> ShimSham -> Marcus and His Band Of Mysterious Disco Ravens 2 -> Henroid -> The Geek
CorpseRT -> Uriel -> Staleghoti -> Blake T -> Munkus Beaver -> NotASenator -> I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up -> Huxley 2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon, Doxy -> DrZiplock -> tastypastry
Sal -> Campion -> GRMike -> Centipede Damascus 2 -> spookymuffin -> Ten -> Sars_Boy -> PkErthbnd -> Langly -> Bad-Beat 2 -> Aphostile 2 3 -> daimajin -> lostwords 2 3 -> Platypus Beirut
Sweeney Tom -> Ruby Rhod -> Wombat!! -> Nogs -> Veretas 2 3 -> Sarukun 2
? -> George Fornby Grill -> Stale 2 -> Akilae729 -> Bucketman 2 -> Vann Diras 2 -> Barcardi -> SporkAndrew -> Kwoaru 2 -> Squall -> Kakodaimonos
? -> Green 2 -> Schide -> Pharezon -> Koshian -> Rolo 2 -> FlatEric -> The Lovely Bastard 2 -> Bogey -> RabidDeathMoose -> Sticks -> Slacker71 -> neville -> Zonugal -> B.C. (photos) -> Jyardana 2 -> Jokerman -> redfenix -> Hacksaw -> Weaver -> Hunter -> Tonkka
? -> LuvCherie
? -> Mr Fuzzbutt
? -> Orikaeshigitae 2 -> skettios -> cheshire -> Didgeridoo -> mensch-o-matic -> OmegaTofuNinja -> Forar -> Sara Lynn -> Raijin Quickfoot -> Rent -> I.H.N.I.W.T.R. 2 -> VisionOfClarity -> mully -> bwanie 2 -> MetroidZoid -> Tossrock -> TankHammer -> DHS Odium 2 -> Caulk Bite 6 2 -> Perrsun -> SeñorAmor -> Goose! -> thanimations -> That Dave Fella -> khoo -> CrackedLens 2 -> Cogliostro 2 -> BYToady 2
? -> Reigner 2 3 -> The_Rat -> As7 -> BusterK -> Okami 2 -> pillow -> Sheri -> BahamutZERO -> Iskander
? -> Tommy2Hands