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Archer: Season 5!

I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatnessstarlight at my feetRegistered User regular
edited January 2014 in Social Entropy++
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I just realized that the fourth season of Archer starts in some amount of time in the past for people on the west coast!

Archer is a show about some secret agents and the main character is a man named Sterling Archer

It's by the same people that did Frisky Dingo and it is incredibly hilarious. The first three seasons are on Netflix and it is probably one of the funniest things ever.

So if you're on the Best Coast tune in to FX at 10:00 p.m. for the season premier.

If you're on a lesser coast, watch it on hulu or something I don't care.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This premiere was fucking hilarious

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I actually only remembered because I saw Poorochondriac post.

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Danger zooone

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Are they putting this up on Hulu right away or am I shit outta luck for not having cable?

    e: Also, I petition Swords changes the thread name to LANAAAAAAAAAAA

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I wanted to put a funny title name but there were so many to choose from I just went for it

    And besides my favorite Archer line and moment are always "HOW HARD IS IT TO POACH AN EGG"

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Most shows would be afraid to have two main cast members end up in a threesome with a third, random-ass fat dude.

    Archer, with its brass balls the size of celestial bodies, has done it twice.

    Also, Furriers≠Ferriers

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Gunna have to go with, "That's how you get ants!"

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oh fuck yes

    alternatively: yyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppp

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Truckasaurus!

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm excited for this.

    Whenever it hits the internet watchables

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    I wanted to put a funny title name but there were so many to choose from I just went for it

    And besides my favorite Archer line and moment are always "HOW HARD IS IT TO POACH AN EGG"

    How was I supposed to know you're lactose intolerant!

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I spelled premier primier in the OP

    heh

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I am drunk, or I wouldn't be talking to you.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Spoileriffic Discussion of my favorite moment from the premiere:
    I loved, absolutely loved, the grand fakeout that was the conversation between Archer and the sixteen-year-old on the snow mobile. Archer seeming to, for once in his life, make some realizations about the kind of person he is, and how he got to be that way, and actually connecting with another human being for once in his bitter, angry life.

    And then, nope! Because of course he wouldn't. So perfect.

    Also, the best line is clearly "Your authority is not recognized in FORT KICKASS."

    Or maybe the one in my title/location

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    HAHA FUCKING GUESS WHAT

    LOOKS LIKE IT AIRED AT 7:00 PST

    HELLO ME MYSELF AND IRENE

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Usagi wrote: »
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    I wanted to put a funny title name but there were so many to choose from I just went for it

    And besides my favorite Archer line and moment are always "HOW HARD IS IT TO POACH AN EGG"

    How was I supposed to know you're lactose intolerant!

    JUST THE TIP

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Oh I don't actually know what I'm talking about

    I googled it to make sure it was even today

    I'm going to sleep right now and gonna watch it after school tomorrow

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    I wanted to put a funny title name but there were so many to choose from I just went for it

    And besides my favorite Archer line and moment are always "HOW HARD IS IT TO POACH AN EGG"

    How was I supposed to know you're lactose intolerant!

    JUST THE TIP

    h5 Bedi

    how's kicks?

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Fuck I think this is just a directv thing

    I am so pissed about this.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    aw man i missed it

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morrisette had a baby and named it "this exact situation".

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Framling wrote: »
    Fuck I think this is just a directv thing

    I am so pissed about this.

    Doesn't DirecTV have east coast channels and west coast channels? Maybe you're looking at the wrong FX.

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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    These corporate bag munchers owe me $630 for my GODDAMN FLEX ACCOUNT


    I love this show

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I love Archer so much.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Fuck I think this is just a directv thing

    I am so pissed about this.

    Doesn't DirecTV have east coast channels and west coast channels? Maybe you're looking at the wrong FX.

    Sometimes.

    Not in this case, apparently.

    And this is the first time I've ever seen where the only feed we have is the East Coast feed.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    As usual it was hilarious.

    The conversation between Archer and Jailbait at the end was great. Archer doesn't have time for serious things, though.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Possibly the best goddamn show on television.

    Plus they're repeating season 1 right after the new ones.

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    DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Why is the title of this thread not "Danger Zone."

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    DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    #@*& Switzerland.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    And why has nobody mentioned "The Pele of Anal"?

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    Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Stir Friday

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    NerindilNerindil Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hahaha, man. I...

    Dammit, I had something for this.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This is the same guy who voices Dr. Orpheus' Master on the Venture Bros. isn't it?

    That guy's voice has a Norm MacDonald type effect on me, no matter what he is saying it is funny

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    damnit I need this right now

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Usagi wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    I wanted to put a funny title name but there were so many to choose from I just went for it

    And besides my favorite Archer line and moment are always "HOW HARD IS IT TO POACH AN EGG"

    How was I supposed to know you're lactose intolerant!

    JUST THE TIP

    h5 Bedi

    how's kicks?

    kicks are good. I'm just starting tax season so that kinda blows so I'm looking for a new job. I applied for the Child's Play position but because 1300 people applied for one job, the odds were slim. Other than that, life is good. The ex and I are on somewhat good terms, though she google searched my screen name one day after we broke up and read the thread I posted here about wanting to break up with her, as well as the other threads talking about the problems we were having. Now she won't trust me anymore which prevents her from ever wanting to get back together.

    So that's a plus.

    How's life with you? Still keepin it real?

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    JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Evidently there's a special drink for just about every episode this season and one of the people who works on the show is going to be posting the ingredients. So, for "Swiss Miss"

    Green Russian
    • 1 part Absinthe
    • 1 part Vodka
    • 2 parts Cream (preferably from Holstein cows or Friesian cows)
    Archer guy wrote:
    That said, we're having a party here in Atlanta for the premiere and will get shit faced enough to show up late for work on friday. For any of you that feel inclined to join us in spirit, I highly recommend it.

    It's what Duchess would want you to do.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    "Well, you freaked out when I said 'Quadroon'"

    "IMAGINE THAT"

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    Loki_HKDLoki_HKD Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hobnail wrote: »
    This is the same guy who voices Dr. Orpheus' Master on the Venture Bros. isn't it?

    hat guy's voice has a Norm MacDonald type effect on me, no matter what he is saying it is funny

    Yeah he did some Aqua Teen, he is Bob from Bob's Burgers, Coach McGuirk and Jason from Home Movies. I love the man.

    "I didn’t invent the turtleneck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck. The tactalneck."

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I just saw it.

    ...hurray

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Well I knew he played Chris' boss on family guy, but he was also that one guy on important things with demetri martin!

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