Demurist> Placate the Dark Force by offering a can of light bulbs.
You are JAMES SUNDERLAND. You are TRAPPED in SILENT HILL, you are LOOKING for your DEAD WIFE. Unfortunately it is TOO DARK TO SEE.
If only you had a LIGHT BULB. Unfortunately all you have is a SEALED CAN. And it is PRETTY MUCH IMPOSSIBLE that there would be a LIGHT BULB in this SEALED CAN. That would be WAY TOO STUPID, almost as STUPID as THROWING A CAN OF JUICE DOWN A GARBAGE SHOOT TO KNOCK OUT A COIN, or LOOKING IN SILENT HILL FOR YOUR WIFE WHO'S ALREADY DEAD.
What do you do?
By the way, what appears to be SHITTY PHOTOSHOPPING is actually a TERRIFYING AND INCREDIBLY AMBIENT FILM GRAIN.
JAMES SUNDERLAND -> INSERT KNIFE into GUN
JAMES SUNDERLAND -> OFFER GUNKNIFE as a BRIBE to the SEALED CAN in exchange for any LIGHT BULBS it might HAVE
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edited February 2011
Sunderland > Shake can vigorously to spite any blasphemous lightbulbs that may be occupying it despite your fervent denial of the prudence of canning incandescent lighting implements
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Oh God the double rainbow, ahahaha
It SURE DOESN'T.
shouldn't a navy guy know this stuff
Squirtlesled: Embark on a whirlwind music career with enough sex and drugs to put Mori's SIX-INCH BOWIE to shame
You FLIP THE FUCK OUT.
DEMURIST -> GASP at WHAT YOU HAVE SUMMONED.
A DARK FORCE IS SUMMONED.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v794Qfsn_LU
Just wondering.
DEMURIST> Stop panicing, you're using up all your air. Calm down and pray to LL for something to happen!
It was a promotion image for the Twisted Metal game coming to the PS3. A very good one I think!
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You are JAMES SUNDERLAND. You are TRAPPED in SILENT HILL, you are LOOKING for your DEAD WIFE. Unfortunately it is TOO DARK TO SEE.
If only you had a LIGHT BULB. Unfortunately all you have is a SEALED CAN. And it is PRETTY MUCH IMPOSSIBLE that there would be a LIGHT BULB in this SEALED CAN. That would be WAY TOO STUPID, almost as STUPID as THROWING A CAN OF JUICE DOWN A GARBAGE SHOOT TO KNOCK OUT A COIN, or LOOKING IN SILENT HILL FOR YOUR WIFE WHO'S ALREADY DEAD.
What do you do?
By the way, what appears to be SHITTY PHOTOSHOPPING is actually a TERRIFYING AND INCREDIBLY AMBIENT FILM GRAIN.
You ADMIRE the GENIUS who PUT IT TOGETHER.
You OPEN your INVENTORY.
JAMES SUNDERLAND -> OFFER GUNKNIFE as a BRIBE to the SEALED CAN in exchange for any LIGHT BULBS it might HAVE
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