Lil B: Hmm. Am I gonna fuck Kevin Durant's bitch? If he offers, I might take up the offer. But if KD doesn't offer, I really don't have any intentions to do that. I just wanna play KD in a one-on-one and show him my skills. Show him that Based basketball. Cross him over a couple times and make him feel like a son.
I never relay had any roommates but i did let a homeless English guy my brother knew stay for awhile. He was a pain in the ass and taught he could do everything better than anyone else. Also he had a tendency to borrow money without telling me. but he always paid it back without me asking. His dad left his mom and he followed his dad over to Ireland then his dad threw him out and told him he didn't want him. Also i have a friend whos a guy that often stays all night every night for weeks because he gets loanly in his house on his own. but he just sits quietly in the sitting room after im gone to bed that or we stay up until the following afternoon drinking and telling each-other how much we love each-other and how much we like being friends its strictly platonic though, although we do hug sometimes. oh and this one time we got so drunk we decided it would be a good idea to borrow the pony belonging to the kids next door and ride her around the garden pretending to be cowboys.
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I've talked about my old roommate so much here, I should just start saving the posts in .txt files so I don't have to type it all, too exhausting
irresponsible promiscuous and arrogant nerd who thinks she's a real life Faye from QC, habitual liar to make herself seem cooler and also bailed out on cleaning out the apartment before we moved out and I had to take a day off work to throw all her shit away/do the walk through of our cat piss soaked apartment that was piss soaked because she refused to fix her cat that I payed for/took care of/etc that recently got shotgun married and put it on YouTube and is gonna be some barely clothed character at Dragon*Con this year and if I see her there I will PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS
I've talked about my old roommate so much here, I should just start saving the posts in .txt files so I don't have to type it all, too exhausting
irresponsible promiscuous and arrogant nerd who thinks she's a real life Faye from QC, habitual liar to make herself seem cooler and also bailed out on cleaning out the apartment before we moved out and I had to take a day off work to throw all her shit away/do the walk through of our cat piss soaked apartment that was piss soaked because she refused to fix her cat that I payed for/took care of/etc that recently got shotgun married and put it on YouTube and is gonna be some barely clothed character at Dragon*Con this year and if I see her there I will PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS
Now I'm hoping she cosplays Professor X.
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Sara LynnI can handle myself.Registered Userregular
I've talked about my old roommate so much here, I should just start saving the posts in .txt files so I don't have to type it all, too exhausting
irresponsible promiscuous and arrogant nerd who thinks she's a real life Faye from QC, habitual liar to make herself seem cooler and also bailed out on cleaning out the apartment before we moved out and I had to take a day off work to throw all her shit away/do the walk through of our cat piss soaked apartment that was piss soaked because she refused to fix her cat that I payed for/took care of/etc that recently got shotgun married and put it on YouTube and is gonna be some barely clothed character at Dragon*Con this year and if I see her there I will PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS
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Lil B: Hmm. Am I gonna fuck Kevin Durant's bitch? If he offers, I might take up the offer. But if KD doesn't offer, I really don't have any intentions to do that. I just wanna play KD in a one-on-one and show him my skills. Show him that Based basketball. Cross him over a couple times and make him feel like a son.
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irresponsible promiscuous and arrogant nerd who thinks she's a real life Faye from QC, habitual liar to make herself seem cooler and also bailed out on cleaning out the apartment before we moved out and I had to take a day off work to throw all her shit away/do the walk through of our cat piss soaked apartment that was piss soaked because she refused to fix her cat that I payed for/took care of/etc that recently got shotgun married and put it on YouTube and is gonna be some barely clothed character at Dragon*Con this year and if I see her there I will PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS
Now I'm hoping she cosplays Professor X.
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