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Robots to achieve sentience by the end of the decade

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    read the title as "Boobs to achieve sentience by the end of the decade."

    I was terrified.

    tynic on
  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dadouw wrote: »
    a robot divides by zero

    it learns to kill

    It's like everything that ever happens to robots teaches them to kill or to love.

    chiasaur11 on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    a robot divides by zero

    it learns to kill

    It's like everything that ever happens to roots teaches them to kill or to love.

    Robots only have two settings.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    So how long until my Lincoln Bot?
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    Ruby Rhod on
  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Uriel wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    a robot divides by zero

    it learns to kill

    It's like everything that ever happens to roots teaches them to kill or to love.

    Robots only have two settings.

    As long as those settings involve me and another sexbot.

    MereHappenstance on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Tef wrote: »
    yes but can they learn to love?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZs5THO94Kw

    Now if you don't mind, I'm going to go make out with my Marilyn Monrobot.

    MetroidZoid on
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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M678PVOf5F0

    If this is our future, I call dibs on being the Russian Tank Guy

    Bedigunz on
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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Holy SHIT, that show was real? I always assumed it was just a conglomeration of childhood media memories.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Holy SHIT, that show was real? I always assumed it was just a conglomeration of childhood media memories.

    If the show lasted more than a season, I'd start a thread on it. It was fucking hard as nails and pretty dark for a kid's show. I'd read up the wikipedia article and watch some of the episodes on Youtube. The effects don't age well, but the storyline does.

    Bedigunz on
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Last night I dreamed
    I climbed to the top of a mountain of metal and for miles I could see
    The destruction of man

    yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    Langly on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    This is really fascinating, especially since I recently read Asimov's Robot Visions.

    Viscount Islands on
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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    A sentient robot designed to look like me.

    So I can send it to work and I can devote my time to the second sentient robot designed to look like Margret Thatcher.


    Don't you fucking judge me.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    but when do I get to fuck them

    you already can!

    the interesting question is when they will be advanced enough that you can rape them

    MrMonroe on
  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    but when do I get to fuck them

    you already can!

    the interesting question is when they will be advanced enough that you can rape them

    Rapeimus Prime

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  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Melding wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    How do you think we are going to block it out Melding?

    air pollution, if the matrix is to be trusted.

    Highlander II says differently.

    Foolproof on
  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Last night I dreamed
    I climbed to the top of a mountain of metal and for miles I could see
    The destruction of man

    yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    I need to listen to more Protomen.

    Currently, I am unprepared for the coming disasters.

    chiasaur11 on
  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    but when do I get to fuck them

    you already can!

    the interesting question is when they will be advanced enough that you can rape them

    Now with Vagina dentata 2.0

    Foolproof on
  • A RobotA Robot Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dang guys gettin kind of offensive in here with the robot stereotypes huh

    Beep boop

    A Robot on
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    well are you a robot or a fishlady?

    hm?

    hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

    Langly on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    A Robot wrote: »
    Dang guys gettin kind of offensive in here with the robot stereotypes huh

    Beep boop

    Get out of my sight you cantankerous contraption of clattering cogs.

    Now I'm off after that Robinson boy.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    can't wait to get a little robot inside me
    if you know what I mean

    I want to be a cyborg

    Dichotomy on
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    You know what I'd sooner have big robot implants than be some process on a giant computer

    Not gonna share cyberspace with rich bastards, I'm going to keep physical is what I'm saying

    Punch things with my robot hands

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  • A RobotA Robot Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    well are you a robot or a fishlady?

    hm?

    hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

    robot fishlady of course

    A Robot on
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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    just remember:

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Uriel wrote: »
    A Robot wrote: »
    Dang guys gettin kind of offensive in here with the robot stereotypes huh

    Beep boop

    Get out of my sight you cantankerous contraption of clattering cogs.

    Now I'm off after that Robinson boy.

    you can leave my robotic sister alone
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSfleHFmUg0

    Antimatter on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Metzger Meister on
  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsJ6B3y_Afw

    Quote

    "...and, more ominously, a coffee table littered with cheese bits that attracts mice who are ushered up a table leg and then guillotined by rotating blade-looking hole on top. Auger and Loizeaux made a video about the mouse consuming coffee table, but it made me queasy. Here's a picture of the table:"

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    Foolproof on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I remember those machines

    Breaking down biological material in order to fuel themselves. Fascinating in a really creepy fashion...

    Edcrab on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Foolproof wrote: »
    "...and, more ominously, a coffee table littered with cheese bits that attracts mice who are ushered up a table leg and then guillotined by rotating blade-looking hole on top. Auger and Loizeaux made a video about the mouse consuming coffee table, but it made me queasy."

    "This is a twelve-storey block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these-"

    Dichotomy on
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  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Isn't this uhh..

    Kinda really scary shit?

    HellaJeff on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Foolproof wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsJ6B3y_Afw

    Quote

    "...and, more ominously, a coffee table littered with cheese bits that attracts mice who are ushered up a table leg and then guillotined by rotating blade-looking hole on top. Auger and Loizeaux made a video about the mouse consuming coffee table, but it made me queasy. Here's a picture of the table:"

    rattable.jpg?t=1296661903&s=3

    they should have made a

    DEATH BED
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    THE BED THAT EATS

    MrMonroe on
  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    the death bed also sleeps

    Macera on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    have you actually seen that movie

    Dichotomy on
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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    shh shhh shhhhhhh

    just let it happen

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    not all of it no

    but enough

    Macera on
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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    what would the death bed even power?

    THE DEATH DISHWASHER

    THE DISHWASHER THAT EVILS DISHWASHING

    MrMonroe on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    cadmunky wrote: »
    just remember:

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    are you the one that gets to make these signs where you work?

    because that rules

    Futore on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    Isn't this uhh..

    Kinda really scary shit?

    how so? we eat animals all the time

    Druhim on
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  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    Isn't this uhh..

    Kinda really scary shit?

    how so? we eat animals all the time

    I say this with full knowledge that humans do not always make the best choices, but I am a tad frightened by self controlling machines that can consume naturally occurring energy sources, especially without checking in with controllers

    HellaJeff on
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